Jared Pechaček
@vandroidhelsing.bsky.social
It's pronounced PECK-a-check. Artist, Crawford Award-winning writer, third thing now and then. He/him. Seattle. https://linktr.ee/jpechacek repped by Jennifer Azantian. Debut novel THE WEST PASSAGE out now from tordotcom!
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I didn't have anything out in 2025, but I'm still within the window of eligibility for the Astounding Award, so, for your consideration,
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
December 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
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“movies are too long” shut up im watching a MOVING PICTURE!!!!!!
December 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
“movies are too long” shut up im watching a MOVING PICTURE!!!!!!
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When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
December 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
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September 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Merry Christmas to all, especially Sexy Shelob
December 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Merry Christmas to all, especially Sexy Shelob
more Christmas baking: a coconut/lime cake and a chocolate/orange cake
December 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
more Christmas baking: a coconut/lime cake and a chocolate/orange cake
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This time of year I always think of this deliciously unhinged photo shoot with Truman Capote & Andy Warhol for High Times magazine's 1978 Xmas issue, with Capote soused to the gills & Warhol gamely playing along as Santa. I want someone to write an extended oral history of this photo shoot alone
December 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
This time of year I always think of this deliciously unhinged photo shoot with Truman Capote & Andy Warhol for High Times magazine's 1978 Xmas issue, with Capote soused to the gills & Warhol gamely playing along as Santa. I want someone to write an extended oral history of this photo shoot alone
girls love it when there are older and fouler things than orcs in the deep places of the world
December 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
girls love it when there are older and fouler things than orcs in the deep places of the world
When Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, said two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand, half-sunk, a shattered visage lies
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, left from the Grey Havens and sailed to the undying lands.
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
When Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton
expect the first ghost when the bell tolls one
December 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
expect the first ghost when the bell tolls one
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if you're planning on changing your display name to "a gay in a manger" better get cracking. not much time left
December 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
if you're planning on changing your display name to "a gay in a manger" better get cracking. not much time left
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If you're an artist coming over from Twitter because of this bullshit they added, first of all:
Really genuinely sorry they fucked you like this & I think it's extremely reasonable to be crashing out HARD right now
Second: I'm gonna offer Bluesky tips and encourage ppl to share starter packs here
Really genuinely sorry they fucked you like this & I think it's extremely reasonable to be crashing out HARD right now
Second: I'm gonna offer Bluesky tips and encourage ppl to share starter packs here
Man its like just so invasive and gross feeling to see "Edit Image" appear over other people's images. Musk decided to give us the only kind of gift he can for christmas, sickening disappointment. Best of luck out there folks.
December 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
If you're an artist coming over from Twitter because of this bullshit they added, first of all:
Really genuinely sorry they fucked you like this & I think it's extremely reasonable to be crashing out HARD right now
Second: I'm gonna offer Bluesky tips and encourage ppl to share starter packs here
Really genuinely sorry they fucked you like this & I think it's extremely reasonable to be crashing out HARD right now
Second: I'm gonna offer Bluesky tips and encourage ppl to share starter packs here
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who wouldn’t want this pervert steeping his green ass in your beverage
December 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
who wouldn’t want this pervert steeping his green ass in your beverage
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Something you can say for Bluesky is that no other website is cranking out Muppet Christmas Carol Tiny Tim jokes like this place
December 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Something you can say for Bluesky is that no other website is cranking out Muppet Christmas Carol Tiny Tim jokes like this place
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As many of us begin Christmas meal prep, allow me to share the advice that my ER nurse sister puts in the chat every year:
A dropped knife has no handle. Jump away. Let it fall. You can pick it up and wash it.
A dropped knife has no handle. Jump away. Let it fall. You can pick it up and wash it.
December 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
As many of us begin Christmas meal prep, allow me to share the advice that my ER nurse sister puts in the chat every year:
A dropped knife has no handle. Jump away. Let it fall. You can pick it up and wash it.
A dropped knife has no handle. Jump away. Let it fall. You can pick it up and wash it.
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Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
once again it is Bun Time
December 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
once again it is Bun Time
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she doesn’t know it’s a recording
May 29, 2024 at 5:42 PM
she doesn’t know it’s a recording
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he’s literally just trying to fix a graphing calculator
![Comic titled KEW CALLS TECH SUPPORT. A young man sits, frustrated, while his phone says “your call is important to us”. He walks away as it plays hold music. He returns with a book labeled “how to fix [illegible]”. Confidently, he walks away again, whistling along with the hold music. The phone sits alone, alternating music with “your call is important to us.” The music is interrupted by a voice saying “thank you for calling tech support. How may I assist you?” The young man slides back into frame, sheepishly picking up the phone and saying HEYYYYyyy. In the last panel, he asks “so are these things supposed to bleed?” while holding up a bloody screwdriver with a trail of something like a gory cheese pull coming off it. He also is bloodied.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:aht75weh3zbaihskxuv4wkgv/bafkreiereeyvbaj3rsbh7fyelvpvi4jdnzbrhzpber6i6kignpqbrmgcja@jpeg)
May 29, 2024 at 8:33 PM
he’s literally just trying to fix a graphing calculator
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all he’s ever wanted is a sandwich
December 12, 2023 at 11:14 PM
all he’s ever wanted is a sandwich
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'northern Gaza. A violent storm destroyed our tent, leaving my family homeless in the freezing cold. We have no shelter and no protection. We urgently need help to buy a new tent. Your support can truly save our lives.
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December 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
'northern Gaza. A violent storm destroyed our tent, leaving my family homeless in the freezing cold. We have no shelter and no protection. We urgently need help to buy a new tent. Your support can truly save our lives.
@mommunism.bsky.social
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gofund.me/35fdca7d '
@mommunism.bsky.social
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gofund.me/35fdca7d '
forever obsessed with Grace Jones’s Little Drummer Boy look
December 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
forever obsessed with Grace Jones’s Little Drummer Boy look
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hi, cis folks!
this week, with some democrat votes, 2 anti-trans bills passed the house. one bans medicaid funds for trans youth care, the other proposes jail time for providers.
they haven't passed the senate, but dems may need convincing to vote no on both.
tap into the 🧵for a quick action.
this week, with some democrat votes, 2 anti-trans bills passed the house. one bans medicaid funds for trans youth care, the other proposes jail time for providers.
they haven't passed the senate, but dems may need convincing to vote no on both.
tap into the 🧵for a quick action.
a sequel:
cis people on the skyline are genuinely more distressed by the trump-kennedy center than the fact that congress said a second time in 2 days, “no, really this kind of child’s healthcare should be banned & criminalized” & 46/47 non-GOP senators won’t commit to “i will oppose this.”
cis people on the skyline are genuinely more distressed by the trump-kennedy center than the fact that congress said a second time in 2 days, “no, really this kind of child’s healthcare should be banned & criminalized” & 46/47 non-GOP senators won’t commit to “i will oppose this.”
December 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
hi, cis folks!
this week, with some democrat votes, 2 anti-trans bills passed the house. one bans medicaid funds for trans youth care, the other proposes jail time for providers.
they haven't passed the senate, but dems may need convincing to vote no on both.
tap into the 🧵for a quick action.
this week, with some democrat votes, 2 anti-trans bills passed the house. one bans medicaid funds for trans youth care, the other proposes jail time for providers.
they haven't passed the senate, but dems may need convincing to vote no on both.
tap into the 🧵for a quick action.