Sean Aitchison
@sean8urson.bsky.social
⚡️COO/Producer/Writer: @jellybox.bsky.social
⚡️Writer & Researcher
⚡️Podcasts: @sonicpod.bsky.social & @Attractioneers.bsky.social
❤️da wife: @chelccruzy.bsky.social
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⚡️Podcasts: @sonicpod.bsky.social & @Attractioneers.bsky.social
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Sean Aitchison
@sean8urson.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Hey! I’m Sean!
I’m the COO, production supervisor and head writer for @jellybox.bsky.social!
I also write articles sometimes and research for podcasts and video essays!
Also here’s my dog!
Find all my work here!
seanaitchison.carrd.co
I’m the COO, production supervisor and head writer for @jellybox.bsky.social!
I also write articles sometimes and research for podcasts and video essays!
Also here’s my dog!
Find all my work here!
seanaitchison.carrd.co
Jesus Christ science just give us a fucking MINUTE we apparently need to relearn society still
Reject medical neo-futurism. Refuse compliance.
I Will Not Grow The Third Set.
I Will Not Grow The Third Set.
February 16, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Jesus Christ science just give us a fucking MINUTE we apparently need to relearn society still
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i can’t think about deer anymore without thinking of this tweet
February 7, 2026 at 4:27 AM
i can’t think about deer anymore without thinking of this tweet
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oh my god it just hit me that Pluribus is paced and plotted almost exactly like a Cute Girls Doing Cute Things anime, like Laid Back Camp
Instead of camping or whatever hobby the anime is about, its the hivemind that Carol learns a new thing about each week
Instead of camping or whatever hobby the anime is about, its the hivemind that Carol learns a new thing about each week
February 11, 2026 at 4:58 AM
oh my god it just hit me that Pluribus is paced and plotted almost exactly like a Cute Girls Doing Cute Things anime, like Laid Back Camp
Instead of camping or whatever hobby the anime is about, its the hivemind that Carol learns a new thing about each week
Instead of camping or whatever hobby the anime is about, its the hivemind that Carol learns a new thing about each week
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The digital surveillance state be like "I give you special bad price, just for you. Very bad price for you sir"
(8/11) Now, we’re going back to the Bazaar. But this time you’re not up against a shopkeeper. You’re up against a massive digital infrastructure calculating your personal price tolerance.
February 16, 2026 at 4:31 AM
The digital surveillance state be like "I give you special bad price, just for you. Very bad price for you sir"
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Remember when a president inspired his followers to ransack the US Capitol to overturn an election and no one in his party would defend it or be seen near him for a while and then the people who did it were convicted of felonies? And then we decided as a nation to reelect that guy?
February 16, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Remember when a president inspired his followers to ransack the US Capitol to overturn an election and no one in his party would defend it or be seen near him for a while and then the people who did it were convicted of felonies? And then we decided as a nation to reelect that guy?
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james cameron's avatar is literally the same level of racial awareness as jonny quest lmfao
February 16, 2026 at 4:38 AM
james cameron's avatar is literally the same level of racial awareness as jonny quest lmfao
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3D pixel art top-down action mystery game GUN NOSE announced for PC
Pixel artist and independent game developer Addy Valentine has announced GUN NOSE, a 3D pixel art top-down action mystery game coming to PC. A Kickstarter campaign seeking $35,000 in funding was launched alongside the game's…
Pixel artist and independent game developer Addy Valentine has announced GUN NOSE, a 3D pixel art top-down action mystery game coming to PC. A Kickstarter campaign seeking $35,000 in funding was launched alongside the game's…
3D pixel art top-down action mystery game GUN NOSE announced for PC
Pixel artist and independent game developer Addy Valentine has announced GUN NOSE, a 3D pixel art top-down action mystery game coming to PC. A Kickstarter campaign seeking $35,000 in funding was launched alongside the game's announcement, which includes $200,000 and $400,000 stretch goals for PlayStation 4 and Switch ports, respectively. A release date was not announced.
www.gematsu.com
February 15, 2026 at 3:45 AM
3D pixel art top-down action mystery game GUN NOSE announced for PC
Pixel artist and independent game developer Addy Valentine has announced GUN NOSE, a 3D pixel art top-down action mystery game coming to PC. A Kickstarter campaign seeking $35,000 in funding was launched alongside the game's…
Pixel artist and independent game developer Addy Valentine has announced GUN NOSE, a 3D pixel art top-down action mystery game coming to PC. A Kickstarter campaign seeking $35,000 in funding was launched alongside the game's…
The winter gods do not demand blood they demand bodies sliding across ice 7 different ways
My husband, extremely pensively:
“Why are there no combat sports in the Winter Olympics?”
“Why are there no combat sports in the Winter Olympics?”
February 16, 2026 at 4:25 AM
The winter gods do not demand blood they demand bodies sliding across ice 7 different ways
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I must be exhausted cuz my brain thought Kat was dressed as Edward Elric
February 16, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I must be exhausted cuz my brain thought Kat was dressed as Edward Elric
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One of the great myths of our society is that really rich people are rich because they are smart.
They are not rich because they are smart.
They are rich because are broken. Because nothing matters more to them than hording wealth. Because they lack morality, empathy, and social responsibility.
They are not rich because they are smart.
They are rich because are broken. Because nothing matters more to them than hording wealth. Because they lack morality, empathy, and social responsibility.
It’s also virtually impossible to become a billionaire without choosing immorality many, many times.
There is no such thing as a self-made billionaire.
February 16, 2026 at 1:11 AM
One of the great myths of our society is that really rich people are rich because they are smart.
They are not rich because they are smart.
They are rich because are broken. Because nothing matters more to them than hording wealth. Because they lack morality, empathy, and social responsibility.
They are not rich because they are smart.
They are rich because are broken. Because nothing matters more to them than hording wealth. Because they lack morality, empathy, and social responsibility.
Anyone else do what amounts to vaudeville routines with their dog when they bring them to public places
“What? You can’t have any of this!”
“I know you have an adoring public, it’s going to your head”
“Don’t beg from the other table!”
“What? You can’t have any of this!”
“I know you have an adoring public, it’s going to your head”
“Don’t beg from the other table!”
February 16, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Anyone else do what amounts to vaudeville routines with their dog when they bring them to public places
“What? You can’t have any of this!”
“I know you have an adoring public, it’s going to your head”
“Don’t beg from the other table!”
“What? You can’t have any of this!”
“I know you have an adoring public, it’s going to your head”
“Don’t beg from the other table!”
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[stares at boomers]
So much of our present crisis is coddled, ignorant, and short sighted people tearing down the institutions that protect them because they don’t understand that bad things can happen.
February 16, 2026 at 2:21 AM
[stares at boomers]
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So much of our present crisis is coddled, ignorant, and short sighted people tearing down the institutions that protect them because they don’t understand that bad things can happen.
February 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
So much of our present crisis is coddled, ignorant, and short sighted people tearing down the institutions that protect them because they don’t understand that bad things can happen.
Goku loves King Kai so much and King Kai is so indifferent unless he wants something from him
February 16, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Goku loves King Kai so much and King Kai is so indifferent unless he wants something from him
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HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
February 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
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And this includes prisons btw!!
you can't "reform" concentration camps.
February 15, 2026 at 5:11 PM
And this includes prisons btw!!
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the Black Panthers were right
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
the Black Panthers were right
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tired: are you a top or a bottom
wired: BE YOU LUGE OR SKELETON
wired: BE YOU LUGE OR SKELETON
Why is luge when they lie on their back and skeleton when they lie on their front, what secrets do they know about the human body
February 15, 2026 at 6:59 PM
tired: are you a top or a bottom
wired: BE YOU LUGE OR SKELETON
wired: BE YOU LUGE OR SKELETON
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SONIC ADVENTURE 2 #SONIC #SONICTHEHEDGEHOG
February 15, 2026 at 4:47 PM
SONIC ADVENTURE 2 #SONIC #SONICTHEHEDGEHOG
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I think we’re way beyond “it’s okay to violently oppose it”
February 15, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I think we’re way beyond “it’s okay to violently oppose it”