Sean Aitchison
@sean8urson.bsky.social
⚡️COO/Producer/Writer: @jellybox.bsky.social
⚡️Writer & Researcher
⚡️Podcasts: @sonicpod.bsky.social & @Attractioneers.bsky.social
❤️da wife: @chelccruzy.bsky.social
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⚡️Writer & Researcher
⚡️Podcasts: @sonicpod.bsky.social & @Attractioneers.bsky.social
❤️da wife: @chelccruzy.bsky.social
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Sean Aitchison
@sean8urson.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Hey! I’m Sean!
I’m the COO, production supervisor and head writer for @jellybox.bsky.social!
I also write articles sometimes and research for podcasts and video essays!
Also here’s my dog!
Find all my work here!
seanaitchison.carrd.co
I’m the COO, production supervisor and head writer for @jellybox.bsky.social!
I also write articles sometimes and research for podcasts and video essays!
Also here’s my dog!
Find all my work here!
seanaitchison.carrd.co
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the Black Panthers were right
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
the Black Panthers were right
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tired: are you a top or a bottom
wired: BE YOU LUGE OR SKELETON
wired: BE YOU LUGE OR SKELETON
Why is luge when they lie on their back and skeleton when they lie on their front, what secrets do they know about the human body
February 15, 2026 at 6:59 PM
tired: are you a top or a bottom
wired: BE YOU LUGE OR SKELETON
wired: BE YOU LUGE OR SKELETON
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SONIC ADVENTURE 2 #SONIC #SONICTHEHEDGEHOG
February 15, 2026 at 4:47 PM
SONIC ADVENTURE 2 #SONIC #SONICTHEHEDGEHOG
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I think we’re way beyond “it’s okay to violently oppose it”
February 15, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I think we’re way beyond “it’s okay to violently oppose it”
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These are my valen-brines. Love these pickles.
February 15, 2026 at 5:13 PM
These are my valen-brines. Love these pickles.
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I started storyboarding at Glitch last summer, helping out on episode 2 before I moved over to the 3D team. I'm so hyped for this show, these guys are COOKINGGGG
youtu.be/3oC8ta-7Rds?...
youtu.be/3oC8ta-7Rds?...
KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE ANNOUNCEMENT
YouTube video by GLITCH
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I started storyboarding at Glitch last summer, helping out on episode 2 before I moved over to the 3D team. I'm so hyped for this show, these guys are COOKINGGGG
youtu.be/3oC8ta-7Rds?...
youtu.be/3oC8ta-7Rds?...
That picture of me weirdly goes hard
February 15, 2026 at 5:29 PM
That picture of me weirdly goes hard
Skateboarding and Snowboarding are regional variants of the same Pokémon
February 15, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Skateboarding and Snowboarding are regional variants of the same Pokémon
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look I grew up not being understood and making jumps nobody else followed and being way out of other people's contextual and background knowledges and I learned that people mostly won't understand unless I provide ten sentences of extra context for every sentence of communication
the AuDHD urge to put additional context in parentheses in texts so others know there’s more than one thought happening at the same time
February 15, 2026 at 4:02 PM
look I grew up not being understood and making jumps nobody else followed and being way out of other people's contextual and background knowledges and I learned that people mostly won't understand unless I provide ten sentences of extra context for every sentence of communication
Why is this the voltron font
February 15, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Why is this the voltron font
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Self-described Leftist using GenAi and LLMs is like the PRIME example of people having negative class consciousness, it’s so infuriating.
AI has ruined the internet experience.
At least before, photoshop was a skill that one had to learn. And sometimes people did cool shit with it.
AI slop has only made everything cheap and questionable at all times. Especially with political memes… seeing leftists use it makes me wanna scream.
At least before, photoshop was a skill that one had to learn. And sometimes people did cool shit with it.
AI slop has only made everything cheap and questionable at all times. Especially with political memes… seeing leftists use it makes me wanna scream.
February 14, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Self-described Leftist using GenAi and LLMs is like the PRIME example of people having negative class consciousness, it’s so infuriating.
Jesus wept for there were no new worlds to conquer or however it goes
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
February 15, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Jesus wept for there were no new worlds to conquer or however it goes
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Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
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keep cancelling your nitro
February 15, 2026 at 4:57 AM
keep cancelling your nitro
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valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.
February 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.
What if we kissed on the street where he did it
February 15, 2026 at 1:21 AM
What if we kissed on the street where he did it
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For those of you who grew up after 9/11, we got along just fine without a Department of Homeland Security for 212 years.
The DHS was formed to try to prevent future terror attacks — now, it is orchestrating them.
The DHS was formed to try to prevent future terror attacks — now, it is orchestrating them.
Never reactivate it.
BREAKING: The Department of Homeland Security shuts down as the White House and Democratic leaders continue to discuss changes to U.S. immigration enforcement.
February 14, 2026 at 5:24 AM
For those of you who grew up after 9/11, we got along just fine without a Department of Homeland Security for 212 years.
The DHS was formed to try to prevent future terror attacks — now, it is orchestrating them.
The DHS was formed to try to prevent future terror attacks — now, it is orchestrating them.
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Bush stealing the election and 9/11 happening was the one-two punch that really fucked up this whole century. Trying to come to terms with the fact that my life peaked when I was 10.
For those of you who grew up after 9/11, we got along just fine without a Department of Homeland Security for 212 years.
The DHS was formed to try to prevent future terror attacks — now, it is orchestrating them.
The DHS was formed to try to prevent future terror attacks — now, it is orchestrating them.
Never reactivate it.
February 15, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Bush stealing the election and 9/11 happening was the one-two punch that really fucked up this whole century. Trying to come to terms with the fact that my life peaked when I was 10.
After having gotten one of those massages where they step on you I will no longer be responding to big buff hot people with “step on me”
February 15, 2026 at 1:06 AM
After having gotten one of those massages where they step on you I will no longer be responding to big buff hot people with “step on me”
Why let it just bee a dream
I had THE most vivid dream last night that we formed our own ICE called BEE (Billionaire Eradication Enforcement)
We all started wearing 🐝 and posters everywhere just had bees on them.
And we’d all go “bzzzzzzzzz” whenever one of these fucks was in public, terrifying them.
It was awesome
We all started wearing 🐝 and posters everywhere just had bees on them.
And we’d all go “bzzzzzzzzz” whenever one of these fucks was in public, terrifying them.
It was awesome
February 14, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Why let it just bee a dream