chelsea cruz
@chelccruzy.bsky.social
word clown.
rita's mom.
married to a skeleton named Sean.
spokesperson for waterworld on @attractioneers.bsky.social
rita's mom.
married to a skeleton named Sean.
spokesperson for waterworld on @attractioneers.bsky.social
Not too late to cast me as Ludwig in Super Mario Galaxy.
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Not too late to cast me as Ludwig in Super Mario Galaxy.
Los Angeles. The only city where you can pay for parking and get a parking ticket at the same time.
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Los Angeles. The only city where you can pay for parking and get a parking ticket at the same time.
Guys, I made Pho.
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Guys, I made Pho.
There’s a rescue that made a compilation video of available dogs and puppies using the song My Love Mine All Mine by Mitski.
I’m about to adopt 30 dogs.
I’m about to adopt 30 dogs.
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
There’s a rescue that made a compilation video of available dogs and puppies using the song My Love Mine All Mine by Mitski.
I’m about to adopt 30 dogs.
I’m about to adopt 30 dogs.
Reposted by chelsea cruz
Every year on my birthday I watch The Office episode Lecture Circuit and every year when Michael says he has a mnemonic device for remembering names and then just calls someone Shirty gets me every time.
November 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Every year on my birthday I watch The Office episode Lecture Circuit and every year when Michael says he has a mnemonic device for remembering names and then just calls someone Shirty gets me every time.
It’s true, I did birf today
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It’s true, I did birf today
I love Zoo and Roomie.
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I love Zoo and Roomie.
Because I never forget luxury
My wife stood in front of this bidet and wistfully said “remember Japan? ✨”
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Because I never forget luxury
Reposted by chelsea cruz
My wife stood in front of this bidet and wistfully said “remember Japan? ✨”
November 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My wife stood in front of this bidet and wistfully said “remember Japan? ✨”
I don’t know what I’m doing.
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I don’t know what I’m doing.
My sad coffee lad.
The irony of ordering a hand coffee grinder and breaking my arm 2 days before it arrives
I’M SO SAD I CANT TRY MY NEW FANCY COFFEE LAD TOY
I’M SO SAD I CANT TRY MY NEW FANCY COFFEE LAD TOY
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My sad coffee lad.
Turns on the neon sign: You can talk to me about Frankenstein (2025)
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Turns on the neon sign: You can talk to me about Frankenstein (2025)
Reposted by chelsea cruz
Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass
May 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass
This would fix me.
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
This would fix me.
What’s stopping me from dressing like Edgeworth to Jury Duty?
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
What’s stopping me from dressing like Edgeworth to Jury Duty?
Feral
November 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Feral
We can have a little doom and death as a treat.
November 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
We can have a little doom and death as a treat.
Reposted by chelsea cruz
Reposted by chelsea cruz
Showing up to Halloween parties and demanding pictures of Spider-Man.
October 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Showing up to Halloween parties and demanding pictures of Spider-Man.
Actually on the no fly list.
October 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Actually on the no fly list.
A clown came out of the bathroom stall to panic tell me that there’s not toilet paper.
Tis the Halloween season.
Tis the Halloween season.
October 30, 2025 at 5:14 AM
A clown came out of the bathroom stall to panic tell me that there’s not toilet paper.
Tis the Halloween season.
Tis the Halloween season.