chelsea cruz
@chelccruzy.bsky.social
word clown.
rita's mom.
married to a skeleton named Sean.
spokesperson for waterworld on @attractioneers.bsky.social
rita's mom.
married to a skeleton named Sean.
spokesperson for waterworld on @attractioneers.bsky.social
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I have seen my least favorite billboard today.
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
I have seen my least favorite billboard today.
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It’s Rita adoption anniversary! We’ve had her for 6 years!!!
She got a fish skin treat :)
She got a fish skin treat :)
January 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
It’s Rita adoption anniversary! We’ve had her for 6 years!!!
She got a fish skin treat :)
She got a fish skin treat :)
“Hey, can you take a vertical picture of our new croissant cookie?”
“Yeah, sure, of course.”
“Yeah, sure, of course.”
January 2, 2026 at 6:15 PM
“Hey, can you take a vertical picture of our new croissant cookie?”
“Yeah, sure, of course.”
“Yeah, sure, of course.”
If James Cameron can make 3 movies about his OC’s and how hot they are so can you 🫵
January 2, 2026 at 2:22 AM
If James Cameron can make 3 movies about his OC’s and how hot they are so can you 🫵
I’m a comedian so this is good.
January 1, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I’m a comedian so this is good.
Would be wild if Domino’s had a Domino’s Wrapped.
December 31, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Would be wild if Domino’s had a Domino’s Wrapped.
I play a hip new instrument.
December 31, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I play a hip new instrument.
What are we doing?
December 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
What are we doing?
Not too late to cast me as a super mutant in Fallout.
December 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Not too late to cast me as a super mutant in Fallout.
I have been chosen.
December 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I have been chosen.
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December 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Me one more sleep before Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Me one more sleep before Christmas.
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Hoping Crash and Parappa bring you everything you asked for 🎁
December 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Hoping Crash and Parappa bring you everything you asked for 🎁
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SOMEBODY BETTER FUCKING CHEESE THESE MEECE 🔫
December 25, 2023 at 2:06 AM
SOMEBODY BETTER FUCKING CHEESE THESE MEECE 🔫
When @sean8urson.bsky.social went back to work after breaking his arm.
December 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
When @sean8urson.bsky.social went back to work after breaking his arm.
Reposted by chelsea cruz
Reposted by chelsea cruz
[Dark Souls graphic]
E G G N O G G E D
E G G N O G G E D
December 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
[Dark Souls graphic]
E G G N O G G E D
E G G N O G G E D
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via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
I’m not for everyone I’m—
December 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I’m not for everyone I’m—
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Old Simpsons. Kings of "Going for the bit". This has stuck with me for ages. I play RPGs, and when friends watch on Discord, i still type "You have selected : POWER DRIVE"
December 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Old Simpsons. Kings of "Going for the bit". This has stuck with me for ages. I play RPGs, and when friends watch on Discord, i still type "You have selected : POWER DRIVE"
When I see any dog.
December 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
When I see any dog.
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Cool menorah idea
December 22, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Cool menorah idea
You know when you kinda look like Snoopy.
December 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
You know when you kinda look like Snoopy.