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chelsea cruz
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word clown.
rita's mom.
married to a skeleton named Sean.
spokesperson for waterworld on @attractioneers.bsky.social
ootd.
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Guys, I made Pho.
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I love Zoo and Roomie.
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Art.
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This would fix me.
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
We can have a little doom and death as a treat.
November 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
🫡
November 1, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Actually on the no fly list.
October 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Aw man I’m missing Butt Toot King.
October 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
And for the next Attractioneers episode, I’m only going to talk about Gameworks because I found out one still exists in Seattle.
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Navigating the Pacific Northwest.
October 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Hello and goodbye to the Denver Nuggets.
October 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
If you didn’t catch it. Rita’s dressed as Spider-Man.
October 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Showing up to Halloween parties and demanding pictures of Spider-Man.
October 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
too short for IMAX seats.

Feels like I’m watching chwainsaw mwan.
October 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
“Honey, is everything alright? You haven’t even touched your Dianoga Spaghetti and Meatballs.”
October 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
You forget my favorite one.
October 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Google is perfect.
October 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Oh great another dog in a horror film.

Cherokee does survive Scream 3.
October 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I watched Good Boy (2025) and I was not crying about the serious faced loyal dog, someone must have been cutting onions at the theater.
October 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Clocking in at the lil baby factory.
October 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
You’re god damn right I bought the last one.

Guess we’re all drinking piss at my house.
October 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Playing Hades 2
October 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I don’t have the official email but I just paid off my student loans 🎉

Now if someone out there could option one of my scripts or put me in a writer’s room, I’ve literally paid my dues.
October 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Mornin’
October 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM