chelsea cruz
@chelccruzy.bsky.social
word clown.
rita's mom.
married to a skeleton named Sean.
spokesperson for waterworld on @attractioneers.bsky.social
rita's mom.
married to a skeleton named Sean.
spokesperson for waterworld on @attractioneers.bsky.social
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finally, an upside to the ongoing scourge of political violence
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
finally, an upside to the ongoing scourge of political violence
Every year I think to my self, will this be the year?
If I ever host a Thanksgiving you know who I’m callin’
If I ever host a Thanksgiving you know who I’m callin’
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Every year I think to my self, will this be the year?
If I ever host a Thanksgiving you know who I’m callin’
If I ever host a Thanksgiving you know who I’m callin’
Back to the Future is the story of Marty and Biff falling in love in every timeline.
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Back to the Future is the story of Marty and Biff falling in love in every timeline.
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this is the funniest Timothee Chalamet has ever looked are you serious
nobody has ever begged for a wedgie more
nobody has ever begged for a wedgie more
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 AM
this is the funniest Timothee Chalamet has ever looked are you serious
nobody has ever begged for a wedgie more
nobody has ever begged for a wedgie more
Not too late to cast me as Ludwig in Super Mario Galaxy.
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Not too late to cast me as Ludwig in Super Mario Galaxy.
Los Angeles. The only city where you can pay for parking and get a parking ticket at the same time.
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Los Angeles. The only city where you can pay for parking and get a parking ticket at the same time.
Guys, I made Pho.
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Guys, I made Pho.
There’s a rescue that made a compilation video of available dogs and puppies using the song My Love Mine All Mine by Mitski.
I’m about to adopt 30 dogs.
I’m about to adopt 30 dogs.
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
There’s a rescue that made a compilation video of available dogs and puppies using the song My Love Mine All Mine by Mitski.
I’m about to adopt 30 dogs.
I’m about to adopt 30 dogs.
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Wife PRETTY
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Wife PRETTY
Every year on my birthday I watch The Office episode Lecture Circuit and every year when Michael says he has a mnemonic device for remembering names and then just calls someone Shirty gets me every time.
November 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Every year on my birthday I watch The Office episode Lecture Circuit and every year when Michael says he has a mnemonic device for remembering names and then just calls someone Shirty gets me every time.
It’s true, I did birf today
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It’s true, I did birf today
I love Zoo and Roomie.
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I love Zoo and Roomie.
Because I never forget luxury
My wife stood in front of this bidet and wistfully said “remember Japan? ✨”
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Because I never forget luxury
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My wife stood in front of this bidet and wistfully said “remember Japan? ✨”
November 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My wife stood in front of this bidet and wistfully said “remember Japan? ✨”
I don’t know what I’m doing.
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I don’t know what I’m doing.
My sad coffee lad.
The irony of ordering a hand coffee grinder and breaking my arm 2 days before it arrives
I’M SO SAD I CANT TRY MY NEW FANCY COFFEE LAD TOY
I’M SO SAD I CANT TRY MY NEW FANCY COFFEE LAD TOY
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My sad coffee lad.
Turns on the neon sign: You can talk to me about Frankenstein (2025)
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Turns on the neon sign: You can talk to me about Frankenstein (2025)
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Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass
May 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass
This would fix me.
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
This would fix me.
What’s stopping me from dressing like Edgeworth to Jury Duty?
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
What’s stopping me from dressing like Edgeworth to Jury Duty?
Feral
November 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Feral
We can have a little doom and death as a treat.
November 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
We can have a little doom and death as a treat.
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