Liz, a queen of sharks-
@thesharkqueen.com
Writer publisher-ALICE & Curiouser & Curiouser anthology
🎥 learning to make movies
📚 writes comics, erotic horror, & dark fantasy
she/they #hoh #bi🏳️🌈 🇨🇦
https://mastodon.social/@thesharkqueen
https://www.patreon.com/SERansdell
https://linktr.ee/seransdell
🎥 learning to make movies
📚 writes comics, erotic horror, & dark fantasy
she/they #hoh #bi🏳️🌈 🇨🇦
https://mastodon.social/@thesharkqueen
https://www.patreon.com/SERansdell
https://linktr.ee/seransdell
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Welcome to the shark queen lair, where you never know if you’ll find smut, horror, jokes, or impassioned pleas to stop electing politicians who will sacrifice everyone for a moment’s comfort.
AT THE HOSPITAL!
Here’s hoping I get to hear some of you this year❤️
Here’s hoping I get to hear some of you this year❤️
December 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
AT THE HOSPITAL!
Here’s hoping I get to hear some of you this year❤️
Here’s hoping I get to hear some of you this year❤️
Less than 8 hours to surgery.
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December 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Less than 8 hours to surgery.
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Urgent appeal🚨
We are in Gaza. Our tents were destroyed & damaged by the storm.
We are completely flooded. We have no tent. We are freezing🥶
We are pleading with you to rescue us & donate to us. We only need $100 to buy a tent⛺️
Plz Help⬇️
chuffed.org/project/1580...
Verified✅
@mommunism.bsky.social
We are in Gaza. Our tents were destroyed & damaged by the storm.
We are completely flooded. We have no tent. We are freezing🥶
We are pleading with you to rescue us & donate to us. We only need $100 to buy a tent⛺️
Plz Help⬇️
chuffed.org/project/1580...
Verified✅
@mommunism.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Urgent appeal🚨
We are in Gaza. Our tents were destroyed & damaged by the storm.
We are completely flooded. We have no tent. We are freezing🥶
We are pleading with you to rescue us & donate to us. We only need $100 to buy a tent⛺️
Plz Help⬇️
chuffed.org/project/1580...
Verified✅
@mommunism.bsky.social
We are in Gaza. Our tents were destroyed & damaged by the storm.
We are completely flooded. We have no tent. We are freezing🥶
We are pleading with you to rescue us & donate to us. We only need $100 to buy a tent⛺️
Plz Help⬇️
chuffed.org/project/1580...
Verified✅
@mommunism.bsky.social
My mouth got my into trouble again.
Can’t we all just agree that some of us love a lot of people and not get weird about it?
Can’t we all just agree that some of us love a lot of people and not get weird about it?
December 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My mouth got my into trouble again.
Can’t we all just agree that some of us love a lot of people and not get weird about it?
Can’t we all just agree that some of us love a lot of people and not get weird about it?
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This is just an incredible passage capped off by "Hanging out with Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick" lmaoooo
December 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This is just an incredible passage capped off by "Hanging out with Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick" lmaoooo
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I think the most agregious shit about AI is the fact theyre just rebranding shit as AI when its been around forever and NOT AI
December 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I think the most agregious shit about AI is the fact theyre just rebranding shit as AI when its been around forever and NOT AI
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Help Eslam's family make it.
Eslam @ssme-ra.bsky.social had shared the news her sister has fallen seriously ill, so if we can keep Eslam's family in mind during these last days of the year, please do?
Photos and updates below.
Donate only if you can. Spread the word if you cannot. #GazaAid 🍉
chuffed.org/project/1282...
Photos and updates below.
Donate only if you can. Spread the word if you cannot. #GazaAid 🍉
chuffed.org/project/1282...
December 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Help Eslam's family make it.
I desperately want to visit the Appalachians to round out a year of study meant to go into this book—
Why is money so hard?
Why is money so hard?
December 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I desperately want to visit the Appalachians to round out a year of study meant to go into this book—
Why is money so hard?
Why is money so hard?
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Disabled and chronically ill lgbtqia+ person in immediate need of assistance!
My roommate has applied for over 900 jobs and I am unable to work at all.
We are in serious danger of being unhoused!
www.gofundme.com/f/jcjse7-kee...
My roommate has applied for over 900 jobs and I am unable to work at all.
We are in serious danger of being unhoused!
www.gofundme.com/f/jcjse7-kee...
Donate to Keep Val and Roommate Safe and Housed, organized by Kiley Fox
Hi, my name is Kiley. I am fundraising for my friend Val and her roommate who are curr… Kiley Fox needs your support for Keep Val and Roommate Safe and Housed
www.gofundme.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Disabled and chronically ill lgbtqia+ person in immediate need of assistance!
My roommate has applied for over 900 jobs and I am unable to work at all.
We are in serious danger of being unhoused!
www.gofundme.com/f/jcjse7-kee...
My roommate has applied for over 900 jobs and I am unable to work at all.
We are in serious danger of being unhoused!
www.gofundme.com/f/jcjse7-kee...
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Make Steve Bannon Go To Prison Again
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
December 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Make Steve Bannon Go To Prison Again
I’m stuck in the back of the car with my children as they perform Hamilton.
I could use a blunt object to my right temple, please.
I could use a blunt object to my right temple, please.
December 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I’m stuck in the back of the car with my children as they perform Hamilton.
I could use a blunt object to my right temple, please.
I could use a blunt object to my right temple, please.
I have a whole lot of completed books to keep sitting on them. I'm torn between waiting for the publisher I've chosen to have time for me, and tossing them from the 30th floor of a high-rise onto the street below like hundred-dollar bills rescued from the vault of a greedy ceo in a movie.
December 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I have a whole lot of completed books to keep sitting on them. I'm torn between waiting for the publisher I've chosen to have time for me, and tossing them from the 30th floor of a high-rise onto the street below like hundred-dollar bills rescued from the vault of a greedy ceo in a movie.
lingerie photo? I think I will...
It's TIME | SE Ransdell
Get more from SE Ransdell on Patreon
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December 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
lingerie photo? I think I will...
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This bot account's first block was to block the real Stop Cop City account.
April 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This bot account's first block was to block the real Stop Cop City account.
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@blacktrantx.bsky.social, an account associated with the scam, blocked us.
September 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
@blacktrantx.bsky.social, an account associated with the scam, blocked us.
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Ok, since this has come up four times in the last three days:
REPUTABLE LITERARY AGENTS WILL NOT CHARGE YOU MONEY.
IF A LITERARY AGENT WANTS TO CHARGE YOU FOR AN "EXPEDITED ACCESS PACKAGE" THIS IS A SCAM.
REPUTABLE LITERARY AGENTS WILL NOT CHARGE YOU MONEY.
IF A LITERARY AGENT WANTS TO CHARGE YOU FOR AN "EXPEDITED ACCESS PACKAGE" THIS IS A SCAM.
December 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Ok, since this has come up four times in the last three days:
REPUTABLE LITERARY AGENTS WILL NOT CHARGE YOU MONEY.
IF A LITERARY AGENT WANTS TO CHARGE YOU FOR AN "EXPEDITED ACCESS PACKAGE" THIS IS A SCAM.
REPUTABLE LITERARY AGENTS WILL NOT CHARGE YOU MONEY.
IF A LITERARY AGENT WANTS TO CHARGE YOU FOR AN "EXPEDITED ACCESS PACKAGE" THIS IS A SCAM.
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you think you’re too fucking good to have intense snd unresolvable feelings for another person for a handful of weeks and then have it fizzle out? you’re too fucking precious to dance on the razors edge of fate? excellent, enjoy the pasta salad at olive garden you dickhead
December 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
you think you’re too fucking good to have intense snd unresolvable feelings for another person for a handful of weeks and then have it fizzle out? you’re too fucking precious to dance on the razors edge of fate? excellent, enjoy the pasta salad at olive garden you dickhead
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Mark Cuban exemplifies my image of wealthy techbros as "a dumbass who tripped and fell into a pit of money and think that makes them a generational genius"
December 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Mark Cuban exemplifies my image of wealthy techbros as "a dumbass who tripped and fell into a pit of money and think that makes them a generational genius"
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Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
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Four hours until the storms return.
This is the window to get them inside.
This is the window to get them inside.
It’s storming on Christmas Eve and I can’t enjoy it when my friends are outside in this shit.
Samuel is a close friend, a Black trans guy who grew up middle class until he came out, and was thrown out.
This is his first winter on the levee. He needs a motel room.
v: @SamLewis33
c: $SamuelLewis3
Samuel is a close friend, a Black trans guy who grew up middle class until he came out, and was thrown out.
This is his first winter on the levee. He needs a motel room.
v: @SamLewis33
c: $SamuelLewis3
December 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Four hours until the storms return.
This is the window to get them inside.
This is the window to get them inside.
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Yall. You knocked it out of the park and met three rent appeals. We have just ONE rent deadline left for single mom Maha, and my family is matching the next 200 for it. 🩷
What a lovely way you can help this Christmas! Give and be doubled. Rent due Monday, 438/800: chuffed.org/project/savi...
What a lovely way you can help this Christmas! Give and be doubled. Rent due Monday, 438/800: chuffed.org/project/savi...
December 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Yall. You knocked it out of the park and met three rent appeals. We have just ONE rent deadline left for single mom Maha, and my family is matching the next 200 for it. 🩷
What a lovely way you can help this Christmas! Give and be doubled. Rent due Monday, 438/800: chuffed.org/project/savi...
What a lovely way you can help this Christmas! Give and be doubled. Rent due Monday, 438/800: chuffed.org/project/savi...