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sean8urson.bsky.social
Sean Aitchison
@sean8urson.bsky.social
⚡️COO/Producer/Writer: @jellybox.bsky.social
⚡️Writer & Researcher
⚡️Podcasts: @sonicpod.bsky.social & @Attractioneers.bsky.social
❤️da wife: @chelccruzy.bsky.social
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Pfp by @genegoldstein.bsky.social
oh wait that image is the ps4 one not rivals

still, you always get a mess instead of an upgrade
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
its wild that spider-man's costume is so perfect and they nailed it in one that like you truly cannot improve upon it with a redesign

and like the designers on the Rivals and Tokon teams are great at what they do, you just cannot beat the original spidey suit
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Get equipped with: SPLINT
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Small
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Wife PRETTY
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Damn guess I’m a patriot 🥵💦
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
GUN
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Thinking about Junji Ito Frankenstein and how scary the design is

Look at this shit
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
everyone wish my tiny wife a happy birf ❤️
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
“Don’t talk to me”
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
She have stick
November 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
My wife stood in front of this bidet and wistfully said “remember Japan? ✨”
November 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Hey
November 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
November 8, 2025 at 7:20 AM
The irony of ordering a hand coffee grinder and breaking my arm 2 days before it arrives

I’M SO SAD I CANT TRY MY NEW FANCY COFFEE LAD TOY
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Oh and just one more thing
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
They’re still using this BDSM design
November 7, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Catch me looking like Auron when it’s cold out
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The weakest thumbs up ever
November 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
reposting this one
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
She get treat
November 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
so they definitely just took a photo of him standing, erased on arm and added a stock image of a hand holding a suitcase

which tbf is nothing new for product photos but his dead eyes make it 10x funnier
November 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
nude
November 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
DO YOU HAVE A PODCAST OR VIDEO ESSAY YOU NEED LOTS OF INFO FOR?!

HIRE ME TO DO THE DIRTY RESEARCH WORK! I'LL HYPERFIXATE AND GIVE YOU LIKE 40 PAGES OF NOTES!

HIRE ME FOR ALL YOUR RESEARCH GOBLIN NEEDS!

RATES VARY! DM OR EMAIL FOR DETAILS!

📧 seanaitchison18@gmail.com
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November 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM