Birdie
@birdiefire.bsky.social
Tech worker, thinker, reader, knitter.
Watching Wake Up Dead Man with @rigilpaix.bsky.social and Chinese food.
December 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Watching Wake Up Dead Man with @rigilpaix.bsky.social and Chinese food.
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Happy Hogswatch to all who celebrate. Ho! Ho! Ho!
December 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Happy Hogswatch to all who celebrate. Ho! Ho! Ho!
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“Pray tell, the Baron, what sort of gentleman is he?”
“Well…”
“Well…”
December 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
“Pray tell, the Baron, what sort of gentleman is he?”
“Well…”
“Well…”
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
That’s my wife bitches!!!!
Over 30 selfie thread
40 this year, and 18 months on HRT. I certainly am making up for lost time.
40 this year, and 18 months on HRT. I certainly am making up for lost time.
December 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
That’s my wife bitches!!!!
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You’re telling me someone made Joe Rogan look smart allowed a 60 Minutes segment to leak? No cmon
December 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
You’re telling me someone made Joe Rogan look smart allowed a 60 Minutes segment to leak? No cmon
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I'm totally doing this
If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.
December 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I'm totally doing this
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Over 30 selfie thread
42 and uhhhh I don’t know I like that top I guess?
42 and uhhhh I don’t know I like that top I guess?
December 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Over 30 selfie thread
42 and uhhhh I don’t know I like that top I guess?
42 and uhhhh I don’t know I like that top I guess?
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ARAGORN: You have my sword.
GIMLI: And my axe!
BILL: And my saxophone!
COUNCIL: …um.
ELROND: Wtf, Glorfindel, you were supposed to be watching the doors, you KNOW how I feel about this guy
GIMLI: And my axe!
BILL: And my saxophone!
COUNCIL: …um.
ELROND: Wtf, Glorfindel, you were supposed to be watching the doors, you KNOW how I feel about this guy
Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
ARAGORN: You have my sword.
GIMLI: And my axe!
BILL: And my saxophone!
COUNCIL: …um.
ELROND: Wtf, Glorfindel, you were supposed to be watching the doors, you KNOW how I feel about this guy
GIMLI: And my axe!
BILL: And my saxophone!
COUNCIL: …um.
ELROND: Wtf, Glorfindel, you were supposed to be watching the doors, you KNOW how I feel about this guy
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If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it
December 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it
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ME: can you get some ground beef? I want to make shepherd's pie on Christmas Eve
MY SISTER:
MY SISTER:
December 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
ME: can you get some ground beef? I want to make shepherd's pie on Christmas Eve
MY SISTER:
MY SISTER:
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To all the young people in New York and across our country who count on gender-affirming care:
I won't let this administration come for you, your doctors, or your lifesaving health care.
Your health care is still legal and protected.
I'll always fight for you.
I won't let this administration come for you, your doctors, or your lifesaving health care.
Your health care is still legal and protected.
I'll always fight for you.
December 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
To all the young people in New York and across our country who count on gender-affirming care:
I won't let this administration come for you, your doctors, or your lifesaving health care.
Your health care is still legal and protected.
I'll always fight for you.
I won't let this administration come for you, your doctors, or your lifesaving health care.
Your health care is still legal and protected.
I'll always fight for you.
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December 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Become ungovernable
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whoever is writing reality lately is really getting heavy-handed with it. no subtlety at all
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
whoever is writing reality lately is really getting heavy-handed with it. no subtlety at all
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Annual reminder:
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
December 14, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Annual reminder:
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
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And you may find yourself taking a corner
And you may find yourself parking a bus
And you may find yourself parking a bus
DEVELOPING: Zohran Mamdani’s recreation soccer team was called the Talking Headers.
December 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
And you may find yourself taking a corner
And you may find yourself parking a bus
And you may find yourself parking a bus
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LE GRENOUILLE STEVE
IL EST ORAAAAAAAANGE
IL A DES BRAS
ET DES JAMBES
IL EST ORAAAAAAAANGE
IL A DES BRAS
ET DES JAMBES
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
LE GRENOUILLE STEVE
IL EST ORAAAAAAAANGE
IL A DES BRAS
ET DES JAMBES
IL EST ORAAAAAAAANGE
IL A DES BRAS
ET DES JAMBES
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Live your life in such a way that you don’t worry about the International Criminal Court prosecuting you.
December 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Live your life in such a way that you don’t worry about the International Criminal Court prosecuting you.
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Boss, during meting: "ok, wait, I gotta ask, Mike, what's going on with those socks?"
Me: "they've got the London Underground map. They're tube socks."
Me: "they've got the London Underground map. They're tube socks."
December 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Boss, during meting: "ok, wait, I gotta ask, Mike, what's going on with those socks?"
Me: "they've got the London Underground map. They're tube socks."
Me: "they've got the London Underground map. They're tube socks."
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die-hard | adjective | strongly or fanatically determined or devoted
Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie
Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
die-hard | adjective | strongly or fanatically determined or devoted
Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie
Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie
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Just met Pedro Pascal. He's shooting a movie a block away from our house. They shoot movies here often so we see a lot of famous people but I never get star struck like I did today. He's like 10 times as good looking in person as he is in the movies and he took a picture with us. He smells amazing.
December 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Just met Pedro Pascal. He's shooting a movie a block away from our house. They shoot movies here often so we see a lot of famous people but I never get star struck like I did today. He's like 10 times as good looking in person as he is in the movies and he took a picture with us. He smells amazing.
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
February 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why: