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Remove this age cap so that Dick Van Dyke can play with LEGOs again. 😭😭😭
December 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Remove this age cap so that Dick Van Dyke can play with LEGOs again. 😭😭😭
“Little surprise around every corner but nothing dangerous.
Willy Wonka
This is how I describe my house, as well.
Willy Wonka
This is how I describe my house, as well.
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
“Little surprise around every corner but nothing dangerous.
Willy Wonka
This is how I describe my house, as well.
Willy Wonka
This is how I describe my house, as well.
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me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
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RFK Jr.'s claim that COVID vaccines are deadly? Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. In this new extraordinarily large study, vaccinated individuals had a 74% lower risk of death from severe COVID-19 and a 25% lower risk of all-cause mortality compared to those unvaccinated. jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
COVID-19 mRNA Vaccination and 4-Year All-Cause Mortality Among Adults in France
This cohort study uses the data from all adults aged 18 to 59 years living in France on November 1, 2021, to evaluate whether there is an association of receipt of an mRNA COVID-19 vaccine with long-t...
jamanetwork.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
RFK Jr.'s claim that COVID vaccines are deadly? Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. In this new extraordinarily large study, vaccinated individuals had a 74% lower risk of death from severe COVID-19 and a 25% lower risk of all-cause mortality compared to those unvaccinated. jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
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Never let anyone tell you we don't know how to solve homelessness. We do.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
Oregon gave homeless youths cash payments with no strings attached. Read how it helped.
www.streetroots.org
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Never let anyone tell you we don't know how to solve homelessness. We do.
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Aquarius: An unexpected encounter may spring forth a deep well of hidden emotions, as well as a deep well of black gold, Texas tea, that’s right—a geyser of oil! Hoooooooeeeee!! Unfortunately this will cause the government to murder you.
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Aquarius: An unexpected encounter may spring forth a deep well of hidden emotions, as well as a deep well of black gold, Texas tea, that’s right—a geyser of oil! Hoooooooeeeee!! Unfortunately this will cause the government to murder you.
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How does Bert keep finding himself in these throuples
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
How does Bert keep finding himself in these throuples
Makes you wonder what other crimes David Medina is trying to cover up. Athey is in my neighborhood. I would love to help expose more of these fake Christians.
One of the guys who stormed the US Capitol on J6 is now the Christian Nationalist sign guy. He's trying to make a name for himself within the white evangelical Christian community. David Medina has an Assembly of God background but now attends the Calvary Chapel-aligned Athey Creek Church.
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Makes you wonder what other crimes David Medina is trying to cover up. Athey is in my neighborhood. I would love to help expose more of these fake Christians.
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🎶”I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo… what the hell am I doin’ heeere. I don’t belong here.”🎶
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
🎶”I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo… what the hell am I doin’ heeere. I don’t belong here.”🎶
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Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
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authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
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There are many perks to working fully remote, but one of the biggest is that I can take a trip to see friends or a sweetie, and not actually need PTO to do it, I can just work from wherever.
The other is not having a commute. I never want to go into an office or experience work 'culture' again.
The other is not having a commute. I never want to go into an office or experience work 'culture' again.
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
There are many perks to working fully remote, but one of the biggest is that I can take a trip to see friends or a sweetie, and not actually need PTO to do it, I can just work from wherever.
The other is not having a commute. I never want to go into an office or experience work 'culture' again.
The other is not having a commute. I never want to go into an office or experience work 'culture' again.
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OMG! I just got off the plane in Asheville and RFK Jr. Was boarding and someone passed by him and said “quack”
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
OMG! I just got off the plane in Asheville and RFK Jr. Was boarding and someone passed by him and said “quack”
Hahaha!
I found this MAGAt mind buster on another platform.
Have fun with it!
Have fun with it!
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Hahaha!
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Trans allies, lift up trans voices and speak out. There is no LGBTQ without the T.
Our collective equality is connected to the safety and freedom of transgender people.
Our collective equality is connected to the safety and freedom of transgender people.
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Trans allies, lift up trans voices and speak out. There is no LGBTQ without the T.
Our collective equality is connected to the safety and freedom of transgender people.
Our collective equality is connected to the safety and freedom of transgender people.
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The diagram for what Palantir does is like if Richard Scarry got super paranoid and did an Apocalypse picture book
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The diagram for what Palantir does is like if Richard Scarry got super paranoid and did an Apocalypse picture book
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Excessive force. PERIOD!
They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.
📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.
They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.
📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Excessive force. PERIOD!
They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.
📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.
They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.
📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.
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If your newspaper is giving Donald Trump softer headlines and gauzier coverage than People Magazine, that should be a bit of a wake up call.
someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives
November 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If your newspaper is giving Donald Trump softer headlines and gauzier coverage than People Magazine, that should be a bit of a wake up call.
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#ICE isn't "deporting" immigrants, it is kidnapping them.
#DOGE isn't "fixing" the government, it is dismantling it.
#Trump isn't "helping" Americans, he is retaliating against them.
#PamBondi isn't "upholding" the Constitution, she is ignoring it.
#FuckTrump #Resist #Felon47
#DOGE isn't "fixing" the government, it is dismantling it.
#Trump isn't "helping" Americans, he is retaliating against them.
#PamBondi isn't "upholding" the Constitution, she is ignoring it.
#FuckTrump #Resist #Felon47
November 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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If Prince Andrew used Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring, he should go to jail.
If Bill Clinton used Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring, he should go to jail.
If Donald Trump used Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring, he should go to jail.
That wasn’t so difficult, was it?
If Bill Clinton used Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring, he should go to jail.
If Donald Trump used Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring, he should go to jail.
That wasn’t so difficult, was it?
October 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
If Prince Andrew used Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring, he should go to jail.
If Bill Clinton used Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring, he should go to jail.
If Donald Trump used Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring, he should go to jail.
That wasn’t so difficult, was it?
If Bill Clinton used Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring, he should go to jail.
If Donald Trump used Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring, he should go to jail.
That wasn’t so difficult, was it?
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He's not our guy, you guys. I'm going to keep saying this in hopes those of you who haven't been in California closely watching him will listen. He's got a great trolling game, but when it comes to governing, he will sell us out when it really matters. We can do better. We have to do better.
I’m glad Gavin Newsom wants to be a liberal hero instead of a right-wing podcaster.
But why does he have so little to say about the tech oligarchs fueling and funding the fascist takeover? He cozies up to them, as do his closest advisors.
California incubated crypto corruption and tech fascism.
But why does he have so little to say about the tech oligarchs fueling and funding the fascist takeover? He cozies up to them, as do his closest advisors.
California incubated crypto corruption and tech fascism.
October 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
He's not our guy, you guys. I'm going to keep saying this in hopes those of you who haven't been in California closely watching him will listen. He's got a great trolling game, but when it comes to governing, he will sell us out when it really matters. We can do better. We have to do better.
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
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Jenna would make Liz write jokes for her, Liz would write a bunch of feminist material because she’s mad at Jenna and then try to pull it at the last minute because she’s worried for Jenna’s safety. Jenna would ham it up so hard that the Saudis would love it as parody of shrill American women
which 30 rock character was most likely to headline the riyadh comedy festival, tracy or jenna
October 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Jenna would make Liz write jokes for her, Liz would write a bunch of feminist material because she’s mad at Jenna and then try to pull it at the last minute because she’s worried for Jenna’s safety. Jenna would ham it up so hard that the Saudis would love it as parody of shrill American women
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October 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM