Tom Zohar
@tomzohar.bsky.social
Probably yelling about something somewhere
Celebrating new year’s eve vs. paying rent the next morning
January 1, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Celebrating new year’s eve vs. paying rent the next morning
I know Ryan Murphy is somewhere out there furiously searching for a serial killer Connor Storrie can play since Dahmer’s been done already
December 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I know Ryan Murphy is somewhere out there furiously searching for a serial killer Connor Storrie can play since Dahmer’s been done already
He should’ve watched the road
December 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
He should’ve watched the road
We need a Heated Rivalry about Turkish oil wrestling
December 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
We need a Heated Rivalry about Turkish oil wrestling
They’re coming out as a throuple
December 26, 2025 at 7:31 AM
They’re coming out as a throuple
Shane’s dad: I can’t believe this has been going on for so long
Shane’s mom: so when can we plan sponsorships for your coming out
Shane: I’m having a panic attack
Ilya:
Shane’s mom: so when can we plan sponsorships for your coming out
Shane: I’m having a panic attack
Ilya:
December 26, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Shane’s dad: I can’t believe this has been going on for so long
Shane’s mom: so when can we plan sponsorships for your coming out
Shane: I’m having a panic attack
Ilya:
Shane’s mom: so when can we plan sponsorships for your coming out
Shane: I’m having a panic attack
Ilya:
Mom we broke the vase
December 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Mom we broke the vase
Shane’s dad at the cottage:
December 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Shane’s dad at the cottage:
All of us outside the cottage tonight:
December 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
All of us outside the cottage tonight:
The Grinch on Christmas:
December 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The Grinch on Christmas:
My annual While You Were Sleeping rewatch… my annual Joe Jr. appreciation post
December 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
My annual While You Were Sleeping rewatch… my annual Joe Jr. appreciation post
Tonight we celebrate the holiest night of all: the night Mary and Joseph arrived at Shane’s cottage
December 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Tonight we celebrate the holiest night of all: the night Mary and Joseph arrived at Shane’s cottage
Starting to understand what it must’ve been like to be a Renaissance sculptor and having to stare at this kind of shit 24/7
December 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Starting to understand what it must’ve been like to be a Renaissance sculptor and having to stare at this kind of shit 24/7
The original Heated Rivalry
December 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The original Heated Rivalry
When you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to etc etc
December 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
When you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to etc etc
Cinematic parallels
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Cinematic parallels
Ilya texting Shane “how’s your head” and Shane not replying “never had any complaints”… is he SURE he’s gay
December 19, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Ilya texting Shane “how’s your head” and Shane not replying “never had any complaints”… is he SURE he’s gay
An Emmy is not enough, I need Connor Storrie to win an Oscar, a Golden Globe, a SAG award, a lifetime achievement award, a Pulitzer, a MacArthur Grant,
December 19, 2025 at 6:09 AM
An Emmy is not enough, I need Connor Storrie to win an Oscar, a Golden Globe, a SAG award, a lifetime achievement award, a Pulitzer, a MacArthur Grant,
“You get to exhale now, Shane”
December 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
“You get to exhale now, Shane”
Shapeshifter but all his shapes look like different variations of Czech Hunters
December 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Shapeshifter but all his shapes look like different variations of Czech Hunters