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Tom Zohar
@tomzohar.bsky.social
Probably yelling about something somewhere
It’s so nice when young men honor their elders
January 18, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Jamie Lloyd’s OKLAHOMA
January 17, 2026 at 12:11 AM
They worked the tf outta him. He can barely smile
January 16, 2026 at 5:38 AM
I’m no longer looking respectfully
January 16, 2026 at 3:38 AM
The most powerful kind of lesbian couple
January 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
January 12, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Woofing and grrring and “hey handsome”ing like an idiot every time he’s on my screen
January 9, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Big Bird if he slayed
January 9, 2026 at 7:08 AM
The most annoying reality show contestant in history and it’s not up for debate
January 9, 2026 at 7:05 AM
His web really does connect them all
January 8, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Celebrating new year’s eve vs. paying rent the next morning
January 1, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I know Ryan Murphy is somewhere out there furiously searching for a serial killer Connor Storrie can play since Dahmer’s been done already
December 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
He should’ve watched the road
December 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
We need a Heated Rivalry about Turkish oil wrestling
December 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
They’re coming out as a throuple
December 26, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Shane’s dad: I can’t believe this has been going on for so long

Shane’s mom: so when can we plan sponsorships for your coming out

Shane: I’m having a panic attack

Ilya:
December 26, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Mom we broke the vase
December 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Shane’s dad at the cottage:
December 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
We’re almost there
December 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
They raised me
December 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
All of us outside the cottage tonight:
December 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The Grinch on Christmas:
December 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My annual While You Were Sleeping rewatch… my annual Joe Jr. appreciation post
December 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Tonight we celebrate the holiest night of all: the night Mary and Joseph arrived at Shane’s cottage
December 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
December 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM