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「Behemoth」
@begemot.bsky.social
Web designer/developer | A huge nerd | He/him | Stuck in a fish dream....

Currently playing: Final Fantasy Tactics https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdv86VVWVAjZzO_Se1UKRE8h7eDYZ1v-0
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any human would be like this. that 100% of politicians aren't is a sign of profound insanity.

if we can't scoop out the rot of a straight up child sex trafficing ring, I hope you don't think we're achieving anything at all
*Marjorie Taylor Greene* being so sincerely anti-child sex abuse that she's willing to douse both her own political career and the president's in gasoline before tackling him into an open fire was actually not one I saw coming at all ngl
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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trump 🤝 someone with 3 life points remaining
running out of strategies to win MTG
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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It’s important to remember that Donald Trump doesn’t like even the people around him that praise him 24/7z The only people he ever seemed to genuinely like were Roy Cohn and Jeffrey Epstein
I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.
Trump: “I am withdrawing my support and Endorsement of ‘Congresswoman’ Marjorie Taylor Greene…”
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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"I'll show you my Big Beautiful Bill"
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Much like real Bushido, poster's bushido is a post facto romanticization of an earlier era of uncontrolled conflict, constructed by the inhabitants of a more centralized system to justify their own pretensions.
poster's bushido logically implies the existence of historical european posting arts
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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i have a trump joke but i don't know. i don't know if it benefits the conversation or anything, i can just move on and--alright, alright. that's why he called it the big beautiful bill. there, that's the joke.
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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ok kind of a fun paragraph
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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got a projector for my bday and nano is TERRIFIED
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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were so fucking back guys
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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An absolute triumph for the "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards" set.
Trump blares Phantom of the Opera at the White House with an empty Friday schedule
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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if we take it to be true that the tariffs are aimed at getting americans to buy US-made products, then what's the point of rolling them back when they become painful? the entire point is to cause financial pain to change consumer behavior. what's the strategy here?
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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important minipan update
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Final Fantasy VI Remake
Initial Planning Meeting

Square-Enix Business: The source material appears to be some kind of Yoshitaka Amano prog rock OVA. How do we make it look like Takashi Miike live action anime with Nomura costumes?

Square-Enix Creative: I'm sorry sir, we've tried but it's too prog.
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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The "player felt a negative emotion for a moment in a playtest, that's now a Pri 1 problem" instinct in AAA prod is a huge tarpit for our industry
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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friday soapbox: as a designer, if you want something to be a skillful action for players, and you want growth in this skill to be very deep/meaningful, then you need to also let players be bad at it. sometimes horrendously bad. players hate this pain, and designers often want to mitigate it away.
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Finding out Metroid Prime 4 has a bumbling, comic relief sidekick that looks like this. It has maybe never been more over.
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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o gods, pls accept this humble offering 🙏💊✨ #silenthillf
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Good Night (Take 2) – Gimmick! (1992, NES)
Composer: Masashi Kageyama
September 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Kitteh
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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i'd love to read a real evolution of "stay woke" - i saw it evolve as:
1. in black culture, a way of pointing out structural racism
2. on black twitter, same thing but often a joke about something silly
3. white people adopt woke to mean generic antiracism
4. conservatives learn a new n-word
“woke” as i recall originated as a kind of ironic conspiratorial posting thing on black twitter (“stay woke”), and then conservatives decided it was just “political correctness” in the millennial era bsky.app/profile/unst...
I think many of them thought woke is just like clinton-era "political correctness" when the latter was imposed from the top by imbeciles who didn't know anything about anything and woke has always been a genuinely grassroots initiative
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM