Jérémie Tessier
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Jérémie Tessier
@poik007.bsky.social
That video games guy (Working on Paralives, but never tweeting about it)

He/him, 35+ (and getting older). Likes might be NSFW
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Sid
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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almost time for the animal crossing: new horizon 5pm music!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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what are we doing here?
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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the vet wrote in one of our ferrets’ charts “patient was wiggly” and I keep thinking about how cute that is
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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No.
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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cow shirt!
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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We call this the Triple Click Bump™
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Speaking as a section editor of the New York Times, I find it extremely exasperating when people expect things from us
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
my favorite kind of cheese
Farmagia is $14.99 on Steam buff.ly/HVaAdES
US eShop buff.ly/RaZdWT3

Deck verified
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Me: So pumpkin spice is just…

Barista: Sawdust. Ordinary sawdust. The power of imagination made your latte autumnal
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Check out the game we've been working on 👀
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Supervisor caught sleeping on the job
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I got shared a French Golduck. Love the name.
November 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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I heard I can @pitchyagame.bsky.social still so here I am #pitchyagame !
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Streets of Fortuna is a megasim sandbox RPG. Survive if you can in a Constantinople-inspired city - start as a street rat, then live your life? From the publisher of Dwarf Fortress: store.steampowered.com/app/2946850/...
Streets of Fortuna on Steam
Use your wits to survive the generated chaos that is living in the Streets of Fortuna megasim. A free-roaming sandbox RPG about growing from street rat to a tradesman, a priest, a smuggler, an alchemi...
store.steampowered.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Every now and then I see a screenshot on tumblr that has Skinny Battler and I'm just like "who the fuck is that"
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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one thing we need to do as a society is treat all fraud or theft over $100 million or so as a potential capital crime, with the possibility of execution for offenders.
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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they're announcing that all the Rabbids died in a plane crash. very sad
Ubisoft just postponed its earnings report and halted the trading of its shares. Unclear why at this point but could indicate a major announcement related to the company.
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Typhoon carefully inspecting Sneaks to make sure he doesn't have delicious milk for her
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Yes, this could imply an acquisition of sorts. Could also imply some accounting / financial issue.

Just remember to freak the fuck out for the next few days and speculate as much as possible until they announce something.
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Selfies labeled with "This is pre-alpha footage"
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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549.
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM