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hey kid, wanna feel sad in a weird way..?
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Doechii lights up so much joy in me.
March 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Doechii lights up so much joy in me.
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Take this 5x a day
Take this 3x a day
Take this morning and night
Have you been sleeping
Stand up without holding on
Push against my arms
Hold your head up
Don't stop
Blow out as hard as you can
As hard as you can
Do it all all the time
As hard as you can
As long as you can
Harder than that
Take this 3x a day
Take this morning and night
Have you been sleeping
Stand up without holding on
Push against my arms
Hold your head up
Don't stop
Blow out as hard as you can
As hard as you can
Do it all all the time
As hard as you can
As long as you can
Harder than that
February 7, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Take this 5x a day
Take this 3x a day
Take this morning and night
Have you been sleeping
Stand up without holding on
Push against my arms
Hold your head up
Don't stop
Blow out as hard as you can
As hard as you can
Do it all all the time
As hard as you can
As long as you can
Harder than that
Take this 3x a day
Take this morning and night
Have you been sleeping
Stand up without holding on
Push against my arms
Hold your head up
Don't stop
Blow out as hard as you can
As hard as you can
Do it all all the time
As hard as you can
As long as you can
Harder than that
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
January 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Stone Cold Jane Austen
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The character will be Scottish. His name will be Mr. Scott. His nickname will be Scotty. We don't want to confuse the audience.
January 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The character will be Scottish. His name will be Mr. Scott. His nickname will be Scotty. We don't want to confuse the audience.
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Saw this in my recommendations and all I could think of was this tumblr post
January 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Saw this in my recommendations and all I could think of was this tumblr post
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People who use intentionally loud keyboards, who hurt you?
January 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
People who use intentionally loud keyboards, who hurt you?
You just know that this guy is going to die doing some weird rich people shit like skiing or sex crimes
January 9, 2025 at 8:04 AM
You just know that this guy is going to die doing some weird rich people shit like skiing or sex crimes
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now, I am become sleepy, the honker of shoos
December 29, 2024 at 4:39 AM
now, I am become sleepy, the honker of shoos
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Love that he spent 44 billion on a website and hundreds of millions on an election and he’s still the most miserable whiner on earth
December 27, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Love that he spent 44 billion on a website and hundreds of millions on an election and he’s still the most miserable whiner on earth
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We love Mad Magazine and always will. 😻
December 17, 2024 at 11:32 AM
We love Mad Magazine and always will. 😻
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I wish you could see yourself right now your honor
December 12, 2024 at 8:57 AM
I wish you could see yourself right now your honor
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You’re laughing? Americas greatest criminal is named Matthew Spaghetti and you’re laughing?
December 9, 2024 at 6:28 PM
You’re laughing? Americas greatest criminal is named Matthew Spaghetti and you’re laughing?
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The NYPD has discovered a 2nd backpack filled with cannolis
December 9, 2024 at 7:19 PM
The NYPD has discovered a 2nd backpack filled with cannolis
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look, italians are complicated people
December 9, 2024 at 6:47 PM
look, italians are complicated people
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The Post can exclusively reveal that the suspect’s name is Donatello Frangipane
December 9, 2024 at 7:19 PM
The Post can exclusively reveal that the suspect’s name is Donatello Frangipane
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people die from guns every day in this country. may as well be the bad ones.
stop giving disproportionate sympathy just bc this dude was rich and powerful and "had a family" and maybe shift your outrage to the fact that kids go to school every day wondering if they're going to be killed by a gun.
stop giving disproportionate sympathy just bc this dude was rich and powerful and "had a family" and maybe shift your outrage to the fact that kids go to school every day wondering if they're going to be killed by a gun.
December 5, 2024 at 2:51 PM
people die from guns every day in this country. may as well be the bad ones.
stop giving disproportionate sympathy just bc this dude was rich and powerful and "had a family" and maybe shift your outrage to the fact that kids go to school every day wondering if they're going to be killed by a gun.
stop giving disproportionate sympathy just bc this dude was rich and powerful and "had a family" and maybe shift your outrage to the fact that kids go to school every day wondering if they're going to be killed by a gun.
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title of a meticulously researched youtube video about the history of orthopedic casting: "Binding Magic: What the Pharaohs Knew"
new title after the original one bombed: "Where Do Casts Come From?"
final title change with 100k views: "My BONES got DOINKED??"
new title after the original one bombed: "Where Do Casts Come From?"
final title change with 100k views: "My BONES got DOINKED??"
December 4, 2024 at 9:08 PM
title of a meticulously researched youtube video about the history of orthopedic casting: "Binding Magic: What the Pharaohs Knew"
new title after the original one bombed: "Where Do Casts Come From?"
final title change with 100k views: "My BONES got DOINKED??"
new title after the original one bombed: "Where Do Casts Come From?"
final title change with 100k views: "My BONES got DOINKED??"
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Detective: Can you describe the man who shot you?
Me: He seemed mad
Me: He seemed mad
December 4, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Detective: Can you describe the man who shot you?
Me: He seemed mad
Me: He seemed mad
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This day in history. 1896. The Glasgow Underground Railway opened and riders were thrilled to be able to cross Glasgow without having to look at Glasgow.
December 14, 2023 at 10:33 AM
This day in history. 1896. The Glasgow Underground Railway opened and riders were thrilled to be able to cross Glasgow without having to look at Glasgow.
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Don't count your boys before they're back in town
November 28, 2024 at 7:25 AM
Don't count your boys before they're back in town
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Out: I'm sleepy.
In: It is time for me to confront the Dream Ape.
In: It is time for me to confront the Dream Ape.
November 22, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Out: I'm sleepy.
In: It is time for me to confront the Dream Ape.
In: It is time for me to confront the Dream Ape.
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.