balderdasher.bsky.social
@balderdasher.bsky.social
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We have more than enough money to provide for any new immigrants that may come here. The only reason anyone can be poor and starve in what is currently the richest country on Earth is due to the wealth not being equally distributed.
December 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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September 23, 2024 at 1:02 PM
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ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to retire
December 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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In an Extreme Philadelphia Accent: in this [midatlantic] house we eat garlic and hate the Confederacy and we never run out of either thing.
I don’t like being referred to as a Yankee but I’ve realized this is not at all because I’m Southern, but because I specifically resent being associated with traditional New England Protestant culture and its flavorless foods
All people from the U.S. are Yankees. I say this as a person born and raised in The South because pissing off That Specific Kind of Southerner is a moral good.
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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This is identical to Russia invading Ukraine. Illegally invading a country for their resources and likely killing thousands—if not more—is immoral and should not be supported by anyone with any shred of moral conscience.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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you will never understand politics if you cannot accept that *some people want bad things*. not because they've been tricked, not because Capital has manipulated them, because they *have bad values*
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Thou shalt not pervert the judgment of the stranger nor of the fatherless, neither shalt thou take away the widow's raiment for a pledge. Remember that thou wast a slave in Egypt, and the Lord thy God delivered thee from thence. Therefore I command thee to do this thing.
this defies parody. also helps explain why Sec Bessent bizarrely blamed immigrants when confronted with a question about high beef prices
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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not to sound like a goldwaterite, but voters want a choice and not an echo.
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Gotta euthanize the billionaire class for the safety of the market economy.
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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look we have fun on here going back and forth with our cousins across the pond but "i don't think the uk is a friend to this country" is one that should get you tossed off into the pacific
Homan: "I don't think the UK is a friend to this country and friend of the president"
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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The unspoken assumption behind “raping 15 year olds is different than raping 8 year olds” is that teenage girls are legitimate targets of desire on account of (sometimes) being adult shaped. But if the adult shape was the source of attraction, and not the vulnerability, these men would date women.
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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$2,000 "tariff dividend"
November 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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[guy who's only read one book by barbara tuchman reading a second book] This guy's really starting to remind me of Enguerrand de Coucy.
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Black says it took him a while to return to the Broadview facility because "I was very afraid." But he says his Bible tells him to "not be afraid."
November 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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We are doing little a wojakposting as a treat
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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EA says it will retain creative control following Saudi sale, but like, come on

aftermath.site/ea-saudi-ara...
November 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.
Elon Musk endorses Cuomo for mayor of New York and makes sure to add some racism in there: “…Mumdumi or whatever his name is.”
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Got tired of reading the news and getting mad. Feeding America backs 200+ food banks around the country and I've seeded with $500 for now. I'll match up to another $500 myself.

Pass the hat, RTs graciously appreciated, etc.
I'm supporting Feeding America!
To feed America’s hungry through food banks and engage our country in the fight to end hunger
teamfeed.feedingamerica.org
November 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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It's just embarrassing being alive. It's humiliating.
October 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Very clear that Trump thinks that people who hold him accountable / defy his orders should get death threats.

See: Jan 6th.
DOJ declined to bring charges against two people who threatened to kill @ericswalwell.bsky.social this year, @nbcnews.com reports: www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
October 22, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM