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If you need videos to be under 50mb for Bluesky, using Adobe Media Encoder set "Maximum File Size" to 50MB it will handily export a file which is exactly 51 megabytes.
May 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If you need videos to be under 50mb for Bluesky, using Adobe Media Encoder set "Maximum File Size" to 50MB it will handily export a file which is exactly 51 megabytes.
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By age 35, your 500-foot burial pyramid should already be 80% complete.
October 23, 2024 at 4:12 PM
By age 35, your 500-foot burial pyramid should already be 80% complete.
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[slipping the meteorologist a twenty] sure would be nice if tomorrow was partly cloudy
September 26, 2023 at 2:20 PM
[slipping the meteorologist a twenty] sure would be nice if tomorrow was partly cloudy
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Opening my empty wallet and a moth flies out. It disappears around a corner. A few minutes pass before it returns, carrying a 20 dollar bill that it drops in. I love the money moth
December 10, 2024 at 6:45 AM
Opening my empty wallet and a moth flies out. It disappears around a corner. A few minutes pass before it returns, carrying a 20 dollar bill that it drops in. I love the money moth
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[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"]
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
December 10, 2024 at 10:07 PM
[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"]
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
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from your perspective i’m just some guy who lives in your phone and posts words that make you chuckle. from my perspective i’m looking up at your big ugly face while I’m trapped in your phone and banging on the glass shouting get me out of here, help i’m stuck in this ugly guy’s phone
December 3, 2024 at 7:54 PM
from your perspective i’m just some guy who lives in your phone and posts words that make you chuckle. from my perspective i’m looking up at your big ugly face while I’m trapped in your phone and banging on the glass shouting get me out of here, help i’m stuck in this ugly guy’s phone
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met a guy named gary but he spells it guerry. fuck him i’d rather die than spell it that way
November 27, 2024 at 1:00 AM
met a guy named gary but he spells it guerry. fuck him i’d rather die than spell it that way
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No one is immune to propaganda!!! Except me. If I saw propaganda I simply wouldn't believe it.
November 30, 2024 at 8:30 PM
No one is immune to propaganda!!! Except me. If I saw propaganda I simply wouldn't believe it.
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building a time machine just to go back to baby jesus and play that little drummer twerp’s song even faster and better
November 30, 2024 at 6:32 PM
building a time machine just to go back to baby jesus and play that little drummer twerp’s song even faster and better
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
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did michael jackson really say "Hee Hee" ? This guys even more of a dope than i thought .
November 20, 2024 at 8:24 PM
did michael jackson really say "Hee Hee" ? This guys even more of a dope than i thought .
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We've left those awful people on Twitter behind. Now, I feel, is the time to turn on each other.
November 23, 2024 at 1:29 AM
We've left those awful people on Twitter behind. Now, I feel, is the time to turn on each other.
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After seeing the Earth from the moon, Neil Armstrong said it changed his perception of humanity. Before there were arbitrary divisions and strife, but afterwards he only saw one people, all losers who hadn't been on the moon ever.
June 28, 2023 at 9:42 PM
After seeing the Earth from the moon, Neil Armstrong said it changed his perception of humanity. Before there were arbitrary divisions and strife, but afterwards he only saw one people, all losers who hadn't been on the moon ever.
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raising children is hard, but it's all worth it for the one moment when you come back inside from hauling firewood all morning, and your child runs up to you, smiling, and tells you "log-pilled. you're a log-pilled firecel. heatmaxing. winter coded"
November 19, 2024 at 7:45 PM
raising children is hard, but it's all worth it for the one moment when you come back inside from hauling firewood all morning, and your child runs up to you, smiling, and tells you "log-pilled. you're a log-pilled firecel. heatmaxing. winter coded"
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attention haters:
November 16, 2024 at 11:18 PM
attention haters:
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If you’re considering getting an air fryer, keep in mind you’re statistically more likely to air fry a loved one than you are an intruder
November 16, 2024 at 3:59 AM
If you’re considering getting an air fryer, keep in mind you’re statistically more likely to air fry a loved one than you are an intruder