Splashley
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Zero style icon, 9-5 city mouse, part time sea hag 🎣🦪
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Jeff Bezos Changes Washington Post’s Slogan To ‘Love You, Babe’ After Getting Into Fight With Lauren Sánchez
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Jeff Bezos Changes Washington Post’s Slogan To ‘Love You, Babe’ After Getting Into Fight With Lauren Sánchez
WASHINGTON—In an effort to patch things up in their relationship, billionaire Jeff Bezos reportedly changed The Washington Post‘s slogan to “Love You, Babe” Tuesday after getting into a fight with his fiancée, Lauren Sánchez. “As of now, these words of affection are emblazoned on The Post‘s homepage and on all copies of the newspaper, and they will remain there until the two of them make up,” said executive editor Matt Murray, […]
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February 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Jeff Bezos Changes Washington Post’s Slogan To ‘Love You, Babe’ After Getting Into Fight With Lauren Sánchez
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No it's about the guy at work who called me "Snacky Onassis" for keeping crackers in my desk
this post is about the guy at the speedway in ohio who called me "slob marley" in 2021
When that motherfucker dies the celebrations will be visible from space.
January 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
No it's about the guy at work who called me "Snacky Onassis" for keeping crackers in my desk
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Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
January 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
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This is the difference between Trump 1 and Trump 2. First time around, all his cronies were named stuff like Joey Macaroni and wanted to commit tax fraud and go on Dancing With The Stars. This time, they have names like John Hitlerfuhrer and have spent the last 15 years blogging about phrenology.
The federal government's new top HR attorney has said "Consent is probably modern society’s most pernicious fetish" and "Slaves owe us reparations," according to a new report from @pogo.org. www.pogo.org/investigatio...
“Raging Misogynist” Now Federal Government H.R.’s Top Lawyer
The Office of Personnel Management’s new general counsel has a history of racist and sexist social media posts.
www.pogo.org
January 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This is the difference between Trump 1 and Trump 2. First time around, all his cronies were named stuff like Joey Macaroni and wanted to commit tax fraud and go on Dancing With The Stars. This time, they have names like John Hitlerfuhrer and have spent the last 15 years blogging about phrenology.
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Due to government mandates I am eliminating DEI go ng forwar wh ch sucks b caus cl arly t’s r ally fuck ng mportant.
January 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Due to government mandates I am eliminating DEI go ng forwar wh ch sucks b caus cl arly t’s r ally fuck ng mportant.
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A thing I think may be good to emphasise right now is you don't individually need to witness each horror and that posting is not, in fact, praxis. If you want to do something find a local mutual aid group cuz there's actual stuff you can fix and help.
January 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
A thing I think may be good to emphasise right now is you don't individually need to witness each horror and that posting is not, in fact, praxis. If you want to do something find a local mutual aid group cuz there's actual stuff you can fix and help.
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Gonna have my cake and eat it too and any other cake that’s left unattended.
January 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Gonna have my cake and eat it too and any other cake that’s left unattended.
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After Glenn Inghram was killed in Oct near Forest Hills, neighbors are demanding a safer Hyde Park Av
Please sign this linked petition and pass along to any neighbors @universalhub.com @stacos.bsky.social @clrhenrysantana.bsky.social @enriquepepen.bsky.social
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Please sign this linked petition and pass along to any neighbors @universalhub.com @stacos.bsky.social @clrhenrysantana.bsky.social @enriquepepen.bsky.social
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January 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
After Glenn Inghram was killed in Oct near Forest Hills, neighbors are demanding a safer Hyde Park Av
Please sign this linked petition and pass along to any neighbors @universalhub.com @stacos.bsky.social @clrhenrysantana.bsky.social @enriquepepen.bsky.social
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Please sign this linked petition and pass along to any neighbors @universalhub.com @stacos.bsky.social @clrhenrysantana.bsky.social @enriquepepen.bsky.social
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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Imagine how awful the inside of the genie’s bottle must smell
January 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Imagine how awful the inside of the genie’s bottle must smell
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PAY ATTENTION!
If OUR country was not in the process of moving forward, THEY wouldn’t be working so hard to take us back.
If OUR country was not in the process of moving forward, THEY wouldn’t be working so hard to take us back.
January 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
PAY ATTENTION!
If OUR country was not in the process of moving forward, THEY wouldn’t be working so hard to take us back.
If OUR country was not in the process of moving forward, THEY wouldn’t be working so hard to take us back.
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Love that the article slips in this banger of an observation: "...alongside other complaints from people who said they were in the middle of coding or writing essays and now had to do the work themselves."
January 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Love that the article slips in this banger of an observation: "...alongside other complaints from people who said they were in the middle of coding or writing essays and now had to do the work themselves."
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Results pictured are for Massachusetts:
January 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Results pictured are for Massachusetts:
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If you Google “US presidents in order,” it steadfastly excludes Joe Biden.
Try it yourself.
WTF?
(if it’s fixed by the time you read this, good; but — Google Search now *sucks*)
Try it yourself.
WTF?
(if it’s fixed by the time you read this, good; but — Google Search now *sucks*)
January 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
If you Google “US presidents in order,” it steadfastly excludes Joe Biden.
Try it yourself.
WTF?
(if it’s fixed by the time you read this, good; but — Google Search now *sucks*)
Try it yourself.
WTF?
(if it’s fixed by the time you read this, good; but — Google Search now *sucks*)
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Same-sex marriages will soon become legal in Thailand.
Same-sex marriages will soon become legal in Thailand after historic law
When the law takes effect, Thailand will be the third place in Asia, after Taiwan and Nepal, to legalize same-sex marriage.
www.nbcnews.com
January 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Same-sex marriages will soon become legal in Thailand.
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With Newton Mayor Ruthanne Fuller not running for re-election, maybe Josh Kraft will consider running for mayor in the City he *actually* lives in.
December 3, 2024 at 10:17 PM
With Newton Mayor Ruthanne Fuller not running for re-election, maybe Josh Kraft will consider running for mayor in the City he *actually* lives in.
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Uhhhh hey I’m Josh Kraft. You may know me from such films as “wait there is another Kraft?” and “no his name is Jonathan I thought”. I’m here to run for Mayor of a city I have never really lived or worked in!
Josh Kraft, the longtime nonprofit leader and younger son of billionaire New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, has decided to jump into this year’s mayoral race, according to people with knowledge of his plans.
Josh Kraft plans to jump into Boston mayor’s race, sources say - The Boston Globe
Kraft, the younger son of billionaire New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, is eyeing February for a formal announcement, according to people with knowledge of his plans.
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January 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Uhhhh hey I’m Josh Kraft. You may know me from such films as “wait there is another Kraft?” and “no his name is Jonathan I thought”. I’m here to run for Mayor of a city I have never really lived or worked in!
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Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores
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January 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores
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Been thinking about this a lot (not tagging the sender, for their privacy). Most of us won't have the chance for for grand, capital-R Resistance heroics. But every one of us will have a thousand small choices to make about how to live our lives and where to draw lines. Use them well.
January 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Been thinking about this a lot (not tagging the sender, for their privacy). Most of us won't have the chance for for grand, capital-R Resistance heroics. But every one of us will have a thousand small choices to make about how to live our lives and where to draw lines. Use them well.
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It’s perhaps their effort to try impoundment, which is the White House overruling Congress on spending (which is illegal, by the way).
January 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
It’s perhaps their effort to try impoundment, which is the White House overruling Congress on spending (which is illegal, by the way).
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Multiple UFW union offices received this in the mail this week. Thanks for reaching out!
January 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Multiple UFW union offices received this in the mail this week. Thanks for reaching out!
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Brave yourselves for more of the like.
January 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Brave yourselves for more of the like.
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Repealing the ADA would be horrible. I've been kicked out of public spaces for being disabled before 1990.
January 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Repealing the ADA would be horrible. I've been kicked out of public spaces for being disabled before 1990.
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President Trump, we'll see you in court.
ACLU sues over Trump order aimed at ending birthright citizenship
The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) late Monday launched a suit challenging an executive order from President Trump seeking to end birthright citizenship for children born in the U.S. to pare…
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January 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
President Trump, we'll see you in court.