Art, from Online
@artfromonline.bsky.social
Star of the hilarious pornographic variety show "Que Pasa, Kielbasa!" ('75-'79)
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What's the matter, babe? You barely touched any of the gas I lit for you.
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one nothingburger with extra nothing pls
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
one nothingburger with extra nothing pls
Me: *rails against every perversion of the English language by the lazy and inconsiderate
Also me: *mashes the "okay" text auto-reply button regardless of the context
Also me: *mashes the "okay" text auto-reply button regardless of the context
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Me: *rails against every perversion of the English language by the lazy and inconsiderate
Also me: *mashes the "okay" text auto-reply button regardless of the context
Also me: *mashes the "okay" text auto-reply button regardless of the context
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"ChatGPT thinks I made a great point" is the "my mom says I'm handsome" of our time
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
"ChatGPT thinks I made a great point" is the "my mom says I'm handsome" of our time
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if you use the green skinned potatoes it’s called Hulk Mash
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
if you use the green skinned potatoes it’s called Hulk Mash
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tesla truck in the carpool lane like bitch you ain’t got no friends
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
tesla truck in the carpool lane like bitch you ain’t got no friends
Me in my 60s realizing I should have settled down at some point
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Me in my 60s realizing I should have settled down at some point
We're all hypocrites in that, among those we find most attractive, a vestigial tail is still a deal breaker
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
We're all hypocrites in that, among those we find most attractive, a vestigial tail is still a deal breaker
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[flour marketing meeting] let’s put it all over the outside of the package
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
[flour marketing meeting] let’s put it all over the outside of the package
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They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
I'm never sleeping so deeply that I can't pretend I wasn't asleep
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I'm never sleeping so deeply that I can't pretend I wasn't asleep
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you're gonna die up there, charlie brown
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
you're gonna die up there, charlie brown
Unpopular opinion: I'd rather have more pepper than more salt.
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Unpopular opinion: I'd rather have more pepper than more salt.
So humans are "hat" people now or what
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
So humans are "hat" people now or what
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My toxic trait is my unwillingness to accept lactose intolerance.
November 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
My toxic trait is my unwillingness to accept lactose intolerance.
Winter cuisine means changing from shrimp ramen to beef ramen.
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Winter cuisine means changing from shrimp ramen to beef ramen.
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it is only because someone had the wisdom and foresight to plant a tree 50 years ago that i can lie here today enjoying the shade while your mom rides me bareback
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
it is only because someone had the wisdom and foresight to plant a tree 50 years ago that i can lie here today enjoying the shade while your mom rides me bareback
If I'm into squirters does that make me a liquidator?
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
If I'm into squirters does that make me a liquidator?
*pronounces leotard like Leonard
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
*pronounces leotard like Leonard
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Art teacher: I think you've misunderstood. It's the models who will be nude.
Me: Well this is awkward.
Me: Well this is awkward.
November 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Art teacher: I think you've misunderstood. It's the models who will be nude.
Me: Well this is awkward.
Me: Well this is awkward.
My goal as a musician is to make music that people more attractive than myself will look good dancing to.
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My goal as a musician is to make music that people more attractive than myself will look good dancing to.
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this could be us but you playin’
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
this could be us but you playin’
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If you make it to the end of Candy Crush, the prize is Wilford Brimley talking to you about diabetes.
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If you make it to the end of Candy Crush, the prize is Wilford Brimley talking to you about diabetes.
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turns out one hour learning about each of ten thousand things makes me a total idiot
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
turns out one hour learning about each of ten thousand things makes me a total idiot
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I think you could probably go weirder with it tbh..
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I think you could probably go weirder with it tbh..
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why did we stop at rocks and corn? have we tried popping other objects
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
why did we stop at rocks and corn? have we tried popping other objects