Heard

Finally found a title for my memoir

I don't know what to believe anymore

If they have a sign like this, the fries are AMAZING

Relationships that have run their course be like

My wedding vows

Me at the drive thru: yes 6 nuggets please that's more than enough

Me making nuggies at home:

Me, 2 hours from now: beep bop boop beep weeoooeee bop

If we're truly concerned about CTE we need to acknowledge that Todd had 2 concussions in 2 days.

Me, trying to figure out girls as a boy in the 80s

Meatloaf Santa You

🤝

I'm scared, but I'd eat it

I know who the real ones are, now I'm just looking for the

This could be us but you on social media break

When you come home early from a work trip and realize her text wasn't auto corrected

People who banged the UFO drum for decades while everyone called them crazy

The GOP have created another strawman fallacy.

What is stoking the Right's fear of "the destruction of their way of life": a stranger's race, gender, sexuality, abortion, religion, migration, path to education, et al. Basically just information that has little-to-no impact on them whatsoever.

Looks like I have to get these edibles wet first