Art, from Online
@artfromonline.bsky.social
Star of the hilarious pornographic variety show "Que Pasa, Kielbasa!" ('75-'79)
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What's the matter, babe? You barely touched any of the gas I lit for you.
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My toxic trait is my unwillingness to accept lactose intolerance.
November 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
My toxic trait is my unwillingness to accept lactose intolerance.
Winter cuisine means changing from shrimp ramen to beef ramen.
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Winter cuisine means changing from shrimp ramen to beef ramen.
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it is only because someone had the wisdom and foresight to plant a tree 50 years ago that i can lie here today enjoying the shade while your mom rides me bareback
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
it is only because someone had the wisdom and foresight to plant a tree 50 years ago that i can lie here today enjoying the shade while your mom rides me bareback
If I'm into squirters does that make me a liquidator?
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
If I'm into squirters does that make me a liquidator?
*pronounces leotard like Leonard
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
*pronounces leotard like Leonard
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Art teacher: I think you've misunderstood. It's the models who will be nude.
Me: Well this is awkward.
Me: Well this is awkward.
November 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Art teacher: I think you've misunderstood. It's the models who will be nude.
Me: Well this is awkward.
Me: Well this is awkward.
My goal as a musician is to make music that people more attractive than myself will look good dancing to.
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My goal as a musician is to make music that people more attractive than myself will look good dancing to.
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this could be us but you playin’
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
this could be us but you playin’
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If you make it to the end of Candy Crush, the prize is Wilford Brimley talking to you about diabetes.
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If you make it to the end of Candy Crush, the prize is Wilford Brimley talking to you about diabetes.
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turns out one hour learning about each of ten thousand things makes me a total idiot
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
turns out one hour learning about each of ten thousand things makes me a total idiot
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I think you could probably go weirder with it tbh..
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I think you could probably go weirder with it tbh..
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why did we stop at rocks and corn? have we tried popping other objects
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
why did we stop at rocks and corn? have we tried popping other objects
When a booboo comes along / you must kiss it
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
When a booboo comes along / you must kiss it
It's already insane that we allow pharmaceutical ads to air. It should then be illegal for them to not specify the ailments they treat.
November 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
It's already insane that we allow pharmaceutical ads to air. It should then be illegal for them to not specify the ailments they treat.
Did the Seattle kicker just use a smelling salt?
November 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Did the Seattle kicker just use a smelling salt?
Whoever invented soy sauce was an absolute genius. 10/10. Pure legend.
October 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Whoever invented soy sauce was an absolute genius. 10/10. Pure legend.
This joke is so dad it still calls its trousers "britches".
This joke so dad it wears khakis and New Balance
October 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This joke is so dad it still calls its trousers "britches".
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[putting up halloween decorations]
spider who lives is my hallway: THIS IS GENTRIFICATION
spider who lives is my hallway: THIS IS GENTRIFICATION
October 29, 2025 at 12:26 PM
[putting up halloween decorations]
spider who lives is my hallway: THIS IS GENTRIFICATION
spider who lives is my hallway: THIS IS GENTRIFICATION
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Jesus: *picks up bread* This is my body
Jesus: *picks up microplastics* This is apparently also my body
Jesus: *picks up microplastics* This is apparently also my body
October 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Jesus: *picks up bread* This is my body
Jesus: *picks up microplastics* This is apparently also my body
Jesus: *picks up microplastics* This is apparently also my body
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You can't satisfy me in bed,
you're not 7 pillows.
you're not 7 pillows.
October 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You can't satisfy me in bed,
you're not 7 pillows.
you're not 7 pillows.
I wouldn't worry too much about U.S. healthcare declining. My girlfriend is voluntarily diagnosing everyone with ADHD.
October 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I wouldn't worry too much about U.S. healthcare declining. My girlfriend is voluntarily diagnosing everyone with ADHD.
Finally found a title for my memoir
October 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Finally found a title for my memoir
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The booty is rocking everywhere, my liege
October 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The booty is rocking everywhere, my liege
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Someone asked me why I look so young and I said it’s because I was knocked in to next week so often I’m missing several decades of my life
October 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Someone asked me why I look so young and I said it’s because I was knocked in to next week so often I’m missing several decades of my life
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this zoom call could have been a zoom call
October 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
this zoom call could have been a zoom call