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Probably just lurking somewhere in the southern Appalachians
He/him, for now
He/him, for now
The 2000 Grinch was my first Grinch, so that may be why I love it so much, but you could also make an argument that that movie was successful because it was a Jim Carrey movie, not because it was a Grinch movie.
Which ultimately doesn't refute this argument 👇
Which ultimately doesn't refute this argument 👇
An expression of corporate ideology is how they keep remaking the literally perfect Chuck Jones version of THE GRINCH THAT STOLE CHRISTMAS to "update" and "modernize" it instead of trying to make any new children's entertainment in the same style as the extremely successful original.
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The 2000 Grinch was my first Grinch, so that may be why I love it so much, but you could also make an argument that that movie was successful because it was a Jim Carrey movie, not because it was a Grinch movie.
Which ultimately doesn't refute this argument 👇
Which ultimately doesn't refute this argument 👇
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Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind
With alt text
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
With alt text
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Hands
Touchin' hands
Reachin' out
Touching me, touchin' you
Touchin' hands
Reachin' out
Touching me, touchin' you
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Hands
Touchin' hands
Reachin' out
Touching me, touchin' you
Touchin' hands
Reachin' out
Touching me, touchin' you
The vengabus is coming
And everybody's jumping
New York to Fan Francisco
An Inter-city disco
The wheels of steel are turning
And traffic lights are burning
So if you like to party
Get on and move your body
We like to party!
We like, we like to party!
We like to party!
We like, we like to party!
And everybody's jumping
New York to Fan Francisco
An Inter-city disco
The wheels of steel are turning
And traffic lights are burning
So if you like to party
Get on and move your body
We like to party!
We like, we like to party!
We like to party!
We like, we like to party!
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The vengabus is coming
And everybody's jumping
New York to Fan Francisco
An Inter-city disco
The wheels of steel are turning
And traffic lights are burning
So if you like to party
Get on and move your body
We like to party!
We like, we like to party!
We like to party!
We like, we like to party!
And everybody's jumping
New York to Fan Francisco
An Inter-city disco
The wheels of steel are turning
And traffic lights are burning
So if you like to party
Get on and move your body
We like to party!
We like, we like to party!
We like to party!
We like, we like to party!
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WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, DENNY'S?!
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, DENNY'S?!
Almost scared to find out how heretical @dieworkwear.bsky.social would find this Calvin Klein coat made of sportswear material
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Almost scared to find out how heretical @dieworkwear.bsky.social would find this Calvin Klein coat made of sportswear material
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Mamdani getting off his plane in NYC
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Mamdani getting off his plane in NYC
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me every time i get an email:
I didn’t ask for this lol
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 AM
me every time i get an email:
Katya???
You showed up. So did we. 🌺
Very Important People season 3 - premiering December 4th, only on @dropout.tv 🫂
Very Important People season 3 - premiering December 4th, only on @dropout.tv 🫂
November 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Katya???
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Idk wtf the BlueSky algorithm wants to see, so here's a photo I took of my friend's cat standing on a ceramic hippo on a fireplace mantel. I give up.
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Idk wtf the BlueSky algorithm wants to see, so here's a photo I took of my friend's cat standing on a ceramic hippo on a fireplace mantel. I give up.
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
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[Black & white illustration based on the book Charlotte's Web with a pig looking at a spider's web that says "fuck ICE" with the spider hanging off the bottom]
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
[Black & white illustration based on the book Charlotte's Web with a pig looking at a spider's web that says "fuck ICE" with the spider hanging off the bottom]
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He's the sports jersey pope now. 1000 years from now historians will be going through the Vatican archives trying to figure out who the Charlotte Hornets were.
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
Spike Lee Blesses Pope Leo with Knicks Jersey
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
www.vulture.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
He's the sports jersey pope now. 1000 years from now historians will be going through the Vatican archives trying to figure out who the Charlotte Hornets were.
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Hearing from friends that ICE is starting some shit in NC. Cool cool cool
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Hearing from friends that ICE is starting some shit in NC. Cool cool cool
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this is a bop
I made a song entirely from 50 country artists singing "cold beer"
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November 15, 2025 at 6:25 AM
this is a bop
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I gotta say, every time this email from Kin & Cottage (kinandcottage.com) hits my inbox I get irrationally excited
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I gotta say, every time this email from Kin & Cottage (kinandcottage.com) hits my inbox I get irrationally excited
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(throwing open my window) you there, boy, what day is this?
Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
(throwing open my window) you there, boy, what day is this?
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why is this joke always funny
do you have any games on your phone
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
why is this joke always funny
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Me: I need to Do Stuff
Brain: So go Do Stuff
Me: But I can’t Do Stuff
Brain: Have you tried taking your Doing Stuff Medicine?
Me: The medicine my doctor gives me so I can Do Stuff?
Brain: Yes
Me: The one that’s two feet away from me?
Brain: Yes
Me: No
Brain: …
Me: …
Me: I need to Do Stuff
Brain: So go Do Stuff
Me: But I can’t Do Stuff
Brain: Have you tried taking your Doing Stuff Medicine?
Me: The medicine my doctor gives me so I can Do Stuff?
Brain: Yes
Me: The one that’s two feet away from me?
Brain: Yes
Me: No
Brain: …
Me: …
Me: I need to Do Stuff
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Me: I need to Do Stuff
Brain: So go Do Stuff
Me: But I can’t Do Stuff
Brain: Have you tried taking your Doing Stuff Medicine?
Me: The medicine my doctor gives me so I can Do Stuff?
Brain: Yes
Me: The one that’s two feet away from me?
Brain: Yes
Me: No
Brain: …
Me: …
Me: I need to Do Stuff
Brain: So go Do Stuff
Me: But I can’t Do Stuff
Brain: Have you tried taking your Doing Stuff Medicine?
Me: The medicine my doctor gives me so I can Do Stuff?
Brain: Yes
Me: The one that’s two feet away from me?
Brain: Yes
Me: No
Brain: …
Me: …
Me: I need to Do Stuff
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Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis law.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
Mamdani is going to implement SSHaria law. Communications will be end to end encrypted.
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
It's always fun to put together an outfit that you know @dieworkwear.bsky.social will rip to shreds, then putting it on anyway
November 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
It's always fun to put together an outfit that you know @dieworkwear.bsky.social will rip to shreds, then putting it on anyway