Paula Dixon
@peoplepaula.bsky.social
Comedy Writer | Photographer
Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome | Dx 2010 🦓
USC Cinema & Spéos Paris grad
DC ✈️ LA
Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome | Dx 2010 🦓
USC Cinema & Spéos Paris grad
DC ✈️ LA
Hairstylist: What would you like today?
@nbcnews.com Lady: I want a blunt cut. Really blunt.
(An hour later...)
NBC Lady: I SAID REALLY BLUNT!!!!!
@nbcnews.com Lady: I want a blunt cut. Really blunt.
(An hour later...)
NBC Lady: I SAID REALLY BLUNT!!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Hairstylist: What would you like today?
@nbcnews.com Lady: I want a blunt cut. Really blunt.
(An hour later...)
NBC Lady: I SAID REALLY BLUNT!!!!!
@nbcnews.com Lady: I want a blunt cut. Really blunt.
(An hour later...)
NBC Lady: I SAID REALLY BLUNT!!!!!
Idk wtf the BlueSky algorithm wants to see, so here's a photo I took of my friend's cat standing on a ceramic hippo on a fireplace mantel. I give up.
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Idk wtf the BlueSky algorithm wants to see, so here's a photo I took of my friend's cat standing on a ceramic hippo on a fireplace mantel. I give up.
I am not, nor have I ever been, a wedding photographer. It's just too much responsibility and risk for me to handle. But when I get invited to weddings, there's always the same added request - please shoot photos with your silly phone so the other photographer doesn't notice what you're doing...
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I am not, nor have I ever been, a wedding photographer. It's just too much responsibility and risk for me to handle. But when I get invited to weddings, there's always the same added request - please shoot photos with your silly phone so the other photographer doesn't notice what you're doing...
September 23, 2015 - I had the rare opportunity to fly over an iconic part of Los Angeles, right at the moment of its great rebirth. It was once Hollywood Park Racetrack, where I went with my parents 35 years ago...
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
September 23, 2015 - I had the rare opportunity to fly over an iconic part of Los Angeles, right at the moment of its great rebirth. It was once Hollywood Park Racetrack, where I went with my parents 35 years ago...
An oldie but a greatie...
November 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
An oldie but a greatie...
I gotta pack. I gotta go. I gotta not cry bc Milo is pulling at my heartstrings...
November 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I gotta pack. I gotta go. I gotta not cry bc Milo is pulling at my heartstrings...
When it truly is The End of the World As We Know It, you look back almost 40 years and have to wonder... Were REM psychic?
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
When it truly is The End of the World As We Know It, you look back almost 40 years and have to wonder... Were REM psychic?
I just learned what an "interrobang" is and I don't think I've ever been this disappointed.
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I just learned what an "interrobang" is and I don't think I've ever been this disappointed.
John Fetterman is like the psycho Army dude from Seinfeld, if he got too big for his daily fatigues and had to switch to daily hoodies.
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
John Fetterman is like the psycho Army dude from Seinfeld, if he got too big for his daily fatigues and had to switch to daily hoodies.
Jeffrey Epstein - not a suicide
Virginia Giuffre - not a suicide
Ivana Trump - not a fall down the stairs
Virginia Giuffre - not a suicide
Ivana Trump - not a fall down the stairs
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Jeffrey Epstein - not a suicide
Virginia Giuffre - not a suicide
Ivana Trump - not a fall down the stairs
Virginia Giuffre - not a suicide
Ivana Trump - not a fall down the stairs
70% of driving in Baltimore City is just swerving around people doing mental gymnastics, but physically.
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
70% of driving in Baltimore City is just swerving around people doing mental gymnastics, but physically.
My niece is high up in product operations at Flock Safety. She's never been very political, and I don't know where she stands. What I do know is that she's always been a warm, kind, generous person, whom I've loved her since she was a baby... (1/2)
The Tech Company Bringing Surveillance Dystopia to Your Town
Flock claims that its technology will literally eliminate crime. But what it’s unleashing may be just as insidious.
newrepublic.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
My niece is high up in product operations at Flock Safety. She's never been very political, and I don't know where she stands. What I do know is that she's always been a warm, kind, generous person, whom I've loved her since she was a baby... (1/2)
If you thought reverse mortgages were predatory, you should try the *ALL NEW* 50 year mortgages!
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If you thought reverse mortgages were predatory, you should try the *ALL NEW* 50 year mortgages!
I miss most in life:
- My dad.
- The woman who raised me.
- Cocaine.
- My dad.
- The woman who raised me.
- Cocaine.
November 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I miss most in life:
- My dad.
- The woman who raised me.
- Cocaine.
- My dad.
- The woman who raised me.
- Cocaine.
I'd rather our laws be made by the Supremes than the Supreme Court.
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I'd rather our laws be made by the Supremes than the Supreme Court.
Who knew Stranger Things' Gaten Matarazzo would grow up to look exactly like all 4 of the guys from Entourage combined?
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Who knew Stranger Things' Gaten Matarazzo would grow up to look exactly like all 4 of the guys from Entourage combined?
Kiddo SO wanted to be Hornet from Silksong. I ordered the costume off of Etsy - no tracking for wks. Last min, seller told me it was returned bc he put the wrong address.
Had to SCRAMBLE; this child was gonna be Hornet if it killed me. 31 hours of 3D printing + 2 days of sewing = this masterpiece.
Had to SCRAMBLE; this child was gonna be Hornet if it killed me. 31 hours of 3D printing + 2 days of sewing = this masterpiece.
November 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Kiddo SO wanted to be Hornet from Silksong. I ordered the costume off of Etsy - no tracking for wks. Last min, seller told me it was returned bc he put the wrong address.
Had to SCRAMBLE; this child was gonna be Hornet if it killed me. 31 hours of 3D printing + 2 days of sewing = this masterpiece.
Had to SCRAMBLE; this child was gonna be Hornet if it killed me. 31 hours of 3D printing + 2 days of sewing = this masterpiece.
Kiddo got a treat worse than razor blades...
November 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Kiddo got a treat worse than razor blades...
Every Conservative online flips out when I call them Nazis. I guess they're just more comfortable with their old name, Neo-Nazis.
October 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Every Conservative online flips out when I call them Nazis. I guess they're just more comfortable with their old name, Neo-Nazis.
People who give businesses 4 stars if they're excellent - reserving 5 stars for the very few places that go "above and beyond" - should be publicly humiliated once and for all.
October 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
People who give businesses 4 stars if they're excellent - reserving 5 stars for the very few places that go "above and beyond" - should be publicly humiliated once and for all.
Ranchero at the Shell just now.
October 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Ranchero at the Shell just now.
Tomorrow (Sun 10/19) @ 8 pm EDT, I will be introducing myself - and my goods - as the owner of ENELOC ANTIQUES on the @whatnot app. This 1st show will just be a look at the types of things I plan to sell; it's a pretty random collection! Among the initial items for auction will be (see below):
eneloc is live · Everything Else · Furniture, Vintage, Home Decor
Introduction to Eneloc
www.whatnot.com
October 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Tomorrow (Sun 10/19) @ 8 pm EDT, I will be introducing myself - and my goods - as the owner of ENELOC ANTIQUES on the @whatnot app. This 1st show will just be a look at the types of things I plan to sell; it's a pretty random collection! Among the initial items for auction will be (see below):
What a saucy personality "The White House" has! Can't wait to read more! 😒
October 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
What a saucy personality "The White House" has! Can't wait to read more! 😒
One of my best and oldest friends is a veterinarian who just had multiple organs removed in emergency surgery, from which she's currently recovering at home. Today, her dog collapsed and, while in her own house, on FT with a surgeon...
October 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
One of my best and oldest friends is a veterinarian who just had multiple organs removed in emergency surgery, from which she's currently recovering at home. Today, her dog collapsed and, while in her own house, on FT with a surgeon...