Ennie
@anyuse.bsky.social
Lawyer. I promise you don’t know me, unless it’s from the other place.
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Ennie
@anyuse.bsky.social
· Nov 12
If we are introducing ourselves: Pretty generic Boston-area lawyer. Try cases now and again. Bake and mope occasionally.
Sometimes write for Bullshit Hunting about obtaining and analyzing public records, to do stuff like identify shipwreck victims or fight wrongful convictions or whatever.
Sometimes write for Bullshit Hunting about obtaining and analyzing public records, to do stuff like identify shipwreck victims or fight wrongful convictions or whatever.
Me, yesterday: Maybe I am a bad lawyer. Why am I so fat, intolerably ugly, and my clothes are worse. Why does everything hurt. Why do I have a blemish at my age. The only good things that have ever been invented are churros, and chips, and only sometimes. Humanity should be-
Me, today: oh.
Me, today: oh.
a blood drop with a face and arms and legs
Alt: A deceptively cute spot of blood, apres moi le deluge style.
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Me, yesterday: Maybe I am a bad lawyer. Why am I so fat, intolerably ugly, and my clothes are worse. Why does everything hurt. Why do I have a blemish at my age. The only good things that have ever been invented are churros, and chips, and only sometimes. Humanity should be-
Me, today: oh.
Me, today: oh.
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Everyone is dunking on Kim Kardashian. The truth is the California bar is notoriously hard, the pass rate was only 55%, the pass rate for people who didn‘t go to an accredited law school is way lower, and lots of very smart and dedicated people don’t pass the first time and become good lawyers.
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Everyone is dunking on Kim Kardashian. The truth is the California bar is notoriously hard, the pass rate was only 55%, the pass rate for people who didn‘t go to an accredited law school is way lower, and lots of very smart and dedicated people don’t pass the first time and become good lawyers.
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Thanks very much to everyone who responded and talked to my reporter yesterday. Here's how that turned out:
www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/n...
www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/n...
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Thanks very much to everyone who responded and talked to my reporter yesterday. Here's how that turned out:
www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/n...
www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/n...
#lawsky does anyone know if there’s ever been research done or a review article published on whether female judges are more likely than male judges to be accused of bias, in, say, a motion for new trial, based on things like facial expression or tone?
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
#lawsky does anyone know if there’s ever been research done or a review article published on whether female judges are more likely than male judges to be accused of bias, in, say, a motion for new trial, based on things like facial expression or tone?
Me putting on my suit for trial:
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Me putting on my suit for trial:
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A friend complained that men on dating sites are using ChatGPT to message and are sloppy about deleting prompts. I had two thoughts:
1. What is he going to do when he’s on a real date?
2. This is like the worst remake of Cyrano de Bergerac ever.
1. What is he going to do when he’s on a real date?
2. This is like the worst remake of Cyrano de Bergerac ever.
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
A friend complained that men on dating sites are using ChatGPT to message and are sloppy about deleting prompts. I had two thoughts:
1. What is he going to do when he’s on a real date?
2. This is like the worst remake of Cyrano de Bergerac ever.
1. What is he going to do when he’s on a real date?
2. This is like the worst remake of Cyrano de Bergerac ever.
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SEXT (sugar, grow old with me, the best is yet to be)(also… your ass could raise the dead, sugar)
By and by
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 AM
SEXT (sugar, grow old with me, the best is yet to be)(also… your ass could raise the dead, sugar)
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Not sure how you all are sleeping on this, my greatest artistic achievement in several weeks.
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Not sure how you all are sleeping on this, my greatest artistic achievement in several weeks.
Concerning today: Agggggghhhhhhhhhhh
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Concerning today: Agggggghhhhhhhhhhh
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Hi writers! I’m looking to assign a couple of features for Slate before the end of the year. If you have anything in mind that you think would be a fit please send me a pitch! Jenée.Desmond- harris@slate.com or dm me.
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hi writers! I’m looking to assign a couple of features for Slate before the end of the year. If you have anything in mind that you think would be a fit please send me a pitch! Jenée.Desmond- harris@slate.com or dm me.
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
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Hey Pennsylvania voters (and Pittsburghers): did you try and contact Senator Fetterman's office yesterday only to find out you couldn't leave a voicemail?
I'm interested in talking to his constituents for the news today.
I'm interested in talking to his constituents for the news today.
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Hey Pennsylvania voters (and Pittsburghers): did you try and contact Senator Fetterman's office yesterday only to find out you couldn't leave a voicemail?
I'm interested in talking to his constituents for the news today.
I'm interested in talking to his constituents for the news today.
Never fails. Something will always go to shit when you are trapped in a courtroom doing something else.
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Never fails. Something will always go to shit when you are trapped in a courtroom doing something else.
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Mamdani is gonna implement Cheria law. The state now believes in life after love.
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Mamdani is gonna implement Cheria law. The state now believes in life after love.
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Millions of Democratic voters on Tuesday: Fight these guys. Fight them.
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Millions of Democratic voters on Tuesday: Fight these guys. Fight them.
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
Ow.
Cancer: The pattern of your sweat stain on your T-shirt is the closest you’ve come to making art in years. What happened to you? What happened to that passionate child you used to be?
November 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Ow.
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Mamdani is gonna implement shakshuka law. Everyone gets distributed a delicious pan of simmering tomatoes, onions, garlic, spices, and gently poached eggs, which they get as state-sponsored breakfast.
Mamdani is gonna implement sharpei law. The state will now issue every family their very own wrinkle dog.
Mamdani is going to implement sashimi law. Everything will be served sliced thin and raw, with pickled ginger and wasabi.
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Mamdani is gonna implement shakshuka law. Everyone gets distributed a delicious pan of simmering tomatoes, onions, garlic, spices, and gently poached eggs, which they get as state-sponsored breakfast.
Just don’t send a picture of it without asking, okay.
the triumphant tackle rises into sight
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Just don’t send a picture of it without asking, okay.
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Mamdani is going to implement Oh Sheila law. Everyone must now love you til the morning comes.
Mamdani is going to implement My Sheela-na-Gig law. Everyone must now go carve extremely voluptuous figured women out of stone, and tell PJ Harvey to write a song about them.
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Oh Sheila law. Everyone must now love you til the morning comes.
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Mamdani is going to implement My Sheela-na-Gig law. Everyone must now go carve extremely voluptuous figured women out of stone, and tell PJ Harvey to write a song about them.
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis law.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Mamdani is going to implement My Sheela-na-Gig law. Everyone must now go carve extremely voluptuous figured women out of stone, and tell PJ Harvey to write a song about them.
Give me the opening line of the spite obit you’d write. No need to identify the decedent. Let fly.
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Give me the opening line of the spite obit you’d write. No need to identify the decedent. Let fly.
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Mamdani is going to implement Sherry Baby law. By next week, everyone is going to have to come, come, come out tonight.
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Sherry Baby law. By next week, everyone is going to have to come, come, come out tonight.
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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Contrast this with the video I just posted of Americans standing in food lines this weekend, in the rain and cold.
Don't have to wonder where the SNAP funds are.
Don't have to wonder where the SNAP funds are.
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Contrast this with the video I just posted of Americans standing in food lines this weekend, in the rain and cold.
Don't have to wonder where the SNAP funds are.
Don't have to wonder where the SNAP funds are.
The child has been doing Duolingo Spanish and is now running around the house yelling “Tu eres, manzanas, mujeres, hombre, manzanas, manzanas.”
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The child has been doing Duolingo Spanish and is now running around the house yelling “Tu eres, manzanas, mujeres, hombre, manzanas, manzanas.”