Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear
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What’s your sign?
(You damn right)
(You damn right)
January 21, 2026 at 12:19 PM
What’s your sign?
(You damn right)
(You damn right)
"Martha Luther King Junior."
"What did he do?"
"He died for our sins."
That kid cracks me up every time
"What did he do?"
"He died for our sins."
That kid cracks me up every time
January 19, 2026 at 2:03 PM
"Martha Luther King Junior."
"What did he do?"
"He died for our sins."
That kid cracks me up every time
"What did he do?"
"He died for our sins."
That kid cracks me up every time
"She's dead."
"Ah...nature's NDA."
☠️
"Ah...nature's NDA."
☠️
January 18, 2026 at 7:23 PM
"She's dead."
"Ah...nature's NDA."
☠️
"Ah...nature's NDA."
☠️
Last night my 11 year old niece discovered that I have been married twice and said "HOW!?!"
January 18, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Last night my 11 year old niece discovered that I have been married twice and said "HOW!?!"
A Boulevardier. Do I have Campari?
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
A Boulevardier. Do I have Campari?
I bet Facebook has been a shit show the past few weeks, but I may have to spend my Monday on there calling out hypocrites posting MLK quotes.
January 16, 2026 at 1:14 PM
I bet Facebook has been a shit show the past few weeks, but I may have to spend my Monday on there calling out hypocrites posting MLK quotes.
My mom (talking to her friend in my presence): My daughter is my head child and my son is my heart child. She is very smart and analytical, and he’s very caring.
Me:
Me:
a man wearing a blonde wig and a mustache is standing in front of a green forest .
Alt: a man wearing a blonde wig and a mustache is standing in front of a green forest mouthing what the fuck
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:40 PM
My mom (talking to her friend in my presence): My daughter is my head child and my son is my heart child. She is very smart and analytical, and he’s very caring.
Me:
Me:
My Uber driver is doing 58 in the fast lane. Is that even allowed in Atlanta? Afraid we are going to get pulled over for going to slowly.
January 14, 2026 at 3:19 PM
My Uber driver is doing 58 in the fast lane. Is that even allowed in Atlanta? Afraid we are going to get pulled over for going to slowly.
So glad we are in the office every day now so that I can say “nothing from legal” in person instead of via Teams.
January 13, 2026 at 5:30 PM
So glad we are in the office every day now so that I can say “nothing from legal” in person instead of via Teams.
Her: you are a hot mess
Me: so....you're saying I'm hot?
Me: so....you're saying I'm hot?
January 13, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Her: you are a hot mess
Me: so....you're saying I'm hot?
Me: so....you're saying I'm hot?
Not the worst law enforcement related story I've heard in the past week.
Starbucks employee delivers coffee to L.A. deputy with hand-drawn pig on cup
Starbucks employee delivers coffee to L.A. deputy with hand-drawn pig on cup
The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department is speaking out after one of its deputies was served a cup of coffee from an employee of a Norwalk Starbucks with a hand-drawn image of a pig on it.…
ktla.com
January 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Not the worst law enforcement related story I've heard in the past week.
My fried eggs are as bad as my scrambled eggs are good.
January 10, 2026 at 2:28 PM
My fried eggs are as bad as my scrambled eggs are good.
I know a clanker written piece when I see one
Love it or hate it, AI is increasingly becoming integral to the way we work.
So, like a lot of employees, you’ve started using it for your assignments.
So, like a lot of employees, you’ve started using it for your assignments.
How to avoid getting into trouble when using AI at work | CNN Business
Love it or hate it, AI is increasingly becoming integral to the way we work.
www.cnn.com
January 5, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I know a clanker written piece when I see one
Is it finally time for me to watch Idiocracy?
January 4, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Is it finally time for me to watch Idiocracy?
Breaking: FIFA planning to name its inaugural Regime Change Award winner on Monday.
January 3, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Breaking: FIFA planning to name its inaugural Regime Change Award winner on Monday.
Watching BBC coverage so I can follow the invasion news but also who won the World Darts Championship.
(Congratulations Luke Littler!)
(Congratulations Luke Littler!)
January 3, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Watching BBC coverage so I can follow the invasion news but also who won the World Darts Championship.
(Congratulations Luke Littler!)
(Congratulations Luke Littler!)
I didn't even know we were at war with Eastasia
January 3, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I didn't even know we were at war with Eastasia
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
Two different hit and run drivers 35 years apart.
Two different hit and run drivers 35 years apart.
Childbirth
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
Hi, I’m a borrowed van with failing brakes and a midnight colored female moose on the highway.
Hi, I’m a borrowed van with failing brakes and a midnight colored female moose on the highway.
January 2, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
Two different hit and run drivers 35 years apart.
Two different hit and run drivers 35 years apart.
Goodbye 2025 - don't let the door hit you on the way out
January 1, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Goodbye 2025 - don't let the door hit you on the way out
As dressed up as I'm getting for NYE. Bourbon gonna soon come.
December 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
As dressed up as I'm getting for NYE. Bourbon gonna soon come.
Thanks Duo but I didn't need to learn this sentence.
December 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Thanks Duo but I didn't need to learn this sentence.
Reposted by Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear
I dunno man, today just feels like a waste of my business pyjamas
December 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I dunno man, today just feels like a waste of my business pyjamas
Reposted by Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear
Growth is knowing my flaws intimately and doing nothing about them.
December 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Growth is knowing my flaws intimately and doing nothing about them.
Georgia troopers will be like didn't you see the speed limit sign?
December 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Georgia troopers will be like didn't you see the speed limit sign?