Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear
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"It's cool to get on the computer but don't let the computer get on you."
- Prince
- Prince
My doctor sent me for routine bloodwork so why did BCBS not cover $21.44 of the tests. Over there like “nah - you didn’t need to know all of that.”
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
My doctor sent me for routine bloodwork so why did BCBS not cover $21.44 of the tests. Over there like “nah - you didn’t need to know all of that.”
My friend just sincerely asked if tomorrow is Friday.
a man holding a microphone with the words you 're not gonna like this
Alt: a man holding a microphone with the words you 're not gonna like this
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
My friend just sincerely asked if tomorrow is Friday.
Bill Ackman: May I Meet You
Jodeci: Can I talk to you? I really wanna know you.
Jodeci: Can I talk to you? I really wanna know you.
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Bill Ackman: May I Meet You
Jodeci: Can I talk to you? I really wanna know you.
Jodeci: Can I talk to you? I really wanna know you.
Sunday Sunday Sunday*
*Falcons finding a new way to lose
*Falcons finding a new way to lose
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Sunday Sunday Sunday*
*Falcons finding a new way to lose
*Falcons finding a new way to lose
They are only trying to get us to live until we are 150 so we can work longer.
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
They are only trying to get us to live until we are 150 so we can work longer.
2013 Megan Kelly: Technically Santa is a White man.
2025 Megan Kelly: Technically these rape victims were older than younger rape victims.
2025 Megan Kelly: Technically these rape victims were older than younger rape victims.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
2013 Megan Kelly: Technically Santa is a White man.
2025 Megan Kelly: Technically these rape victims were older than younger rape victims.
2025 Megan Kelly: Technically these rape victims were older than younger rape victims.
Reposted by Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
Democrats currently working on a plan to allow Republicans to sleep with each of their significant others one time before the end of the year.
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Democrats currently working on a plan to allow Republicans to sleep with each of their significant others one time before the end of the year.
Cesare Lambroso used to analyze people's faces in the 1800s as a way to explain how certain people were evolutionary throwbacks and hence born criminals.
If your face could tell a prospective employer something useful, without discriminating on grounds of protected characteristics, then firms would have a strong incentive to analyse it. But it raises plenty of concerns
Should facial analysis help determine whom companies hire?
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
econ.st
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Cesare Lambroso used to analyze people's faces in the 1800s as a way to explain how certain people were evolutionary throwbacks and hence born criminals.
My favorite park schedule.
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
My favorite park schedule.
Mamdani is going to implement Oh Sheila law. Everyone must now love you til the morning comes.
Mamdani is going to implement My Sheela-na-Gig law. Everyone must now go carve extremely voluptuous figured women out of stone, and tell PJ Harvey to write a song about them.
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Oh Sheila law. Everyone must now love you til the morning comes.
Touched grass
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Touched grass
The Secret Garden popped up on auto-shuffle last night and 🥵 did that evoke a lot of memories of well spent youth.
Though back in the day I didn't always hear all the lyrics back because I was wearing nature's earmuffs. 😏
Though back in the day I didn't always hear all the lyrics back because I was wearing nature's earmuffs. 😏
November 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The Secret Garden popped up on auto-shuffle last night and 🥵 did that evoke a lot of memories of well spent youth.
Though back in the day I didn't always hear all the lyrics back because I was wearing nature's earmuffs. 😏
Though back in the day I didn't always hear all the lyrics back because I was wearing nature's earmuffs. 😏
When did they start allowing blasphemy in the discover feed? Now I need to go purify myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
When did they start allowing blasphemy in the discover feed? Now I need to go purify myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
Reposted by Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Me, after lunch each day
November 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Me, after lunch each day
You know you're at the top of your game when you can break your own record.
Shutdown Becomes Longest in History, as Trump Officials Threaten Pain Could Worsen
www.nytimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
You know you're at the top of your game when you can break your own record.
And that's when it exploded all over my chest
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
And that's when it exploded all over my chest
Say what you will about Dick Cheyney but only a real G can shoot someone in the face and then have the victim apologize for getting shot.
November 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Say what you will about Dick Cheyney but only a real G can shoot someone in the face and then have the victim apologize for getting shot.
After the trick or treaters were done last night the adults got out the Delve Deck, which is how I learned, after knowing her for 26 years, that my wife hates Michael Jackson.
November 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
After the trick or treaters were done last night the adults got out the Delve Deck, which is how I learned, after knowing her for 26 years, that my wife hates Michael Jackson.
For how long?
Jensen Huang, CEO of the world’s most valuable company, AI chip giant Nvidia, went to the Seoul chicken-and-beer joint with the leaders of two of South Korea’s global tech titans: Samsung Electronics chairman Lee Jae-yong and Hyundai Motor Group executive chair Chung Eui-sun.
Three billionaires went out for chicken and beer, and paid for everyone’s meal | CNN Business
Three billionaires surprised diners when they walked into a popular fried chicken restaurant on Thursday – and picked up everyone’s bill.
www.cnn.com
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
For how long?
We mustn't irk the rich
High taxes irk the rich and high prices plague everyone else
As new jobs in finance dry up, New York City’s fiscal model is wilting
High taxes irk the rich and high prices plague everyone else
econ.st
October 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
We mustn't irk the rich