Ennie
@anyuse.bsky.social
Lawyer. I promise you don’t know me, unless it’s from the other place.
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Ennie
@anyuse.bsky.social
· Nov 12
If we are introducing ourselves: Pretty generic Boston-area lawyer. Try cases now and again. Bake and mope occasionally.
Sometimes write for Bullshit Hunting about obtaining and analyzing public records, to do stuff like identify shipwreck victims or fight wrongful convictions or whatever.
Sometimes write for Bullshit Hunting about obtaining and analyzing public records, to do stuff like identify shipwreck victims or fight wrongful convictions or whatever.
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Not sure how you all are sleeping on this, my greatest artistic achievement in several weeks.
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Not sure how you all are sleeping on this, my greatest artistic achievement in several weeks.
Concerning today: Agggggghhhhhhhhhhh
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Concerning today: Agggggghhhhhhhhhhh
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Hi writers! I’m looking to assign a couple of features for Slate before the end of the year. If you have anything in mind that you think would be a fit please send me a pitch! Jenée.Desmond- harris@slate.com or dm me.
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hi writers! I’m looking to assign a couple of features for Slate before the end of the year. If you have anything in mind that you think would be a fit please send me a pitch! Jenée.Desmond- harris@slate.com or dm me.
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
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Hey Pennsylvania voters (and Pittsburghers): did you try and contact Senator Fetterman's office yesterday only to find out you couldn't leave a voicemail?
I'm interested in talking to his constituents for the news today.
I'm interested in talking to his constituents for the news today.
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Hey Pennsylvania voters (and Pittsburghers): did you try and contact Senator Fetterman's office yesterday only to find out you couldn't leave a voicemail?
I'm interested in talking to his constituents for the news today.
I'm interested in talking to his constituents for the news today.
Never fails. Something will always go to shit when you are trapped in a courtroom doing something else.
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Never fails. Something will always go to shit when you are trapped in a courtroom doing something else.
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Mamdani is gonna implement Cheria law. The state now believes in life after love.
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Mamdani is gonna implement Cheria law. The state now believes in life after love.
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Millions of Democratic voters on Tuesday: Fight these guys. Fight them.
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Millions of Democratic voters on Tuesday: Fight these guys. Fight them.
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
Ow.
Cancer: The pattern of your sweat stain on your T-shirt is the closest you’ve come to making art in years. What happened to you? What happened to that passionate child you used to be?
November 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Ow.
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Mamdani is gonna implement shakshuka law. Everyone gets distributed a delicious pan of simmering tomatoes, onions, garlic, spices, and gently poached eggs, which they get as state-sponsored breakfast.
Mamdani is gonna implement sharpei law. The state will now issue every family their very own wrinkle dog.
Mamdani is going to implement sashimi law. Everything will be served sliced thin and raw, with pickled ginger and wasabi.
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Mamdani is gonna implement shakshuka law. Everyone gets distributed a delicious pan of simmering tomatoes, onions, garlic, spices, and gently poached eggs, which they get as state-sponsored breakfast.
Just don’t send a picture of it without asking, okay.
the triumphant tackle rises into sight
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Just don’t send a picture of it without asking, okay.
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Mamdani is going to implement Oh Sheila law. Everyone must now love you til the morning comes.
Mamdani is going to implement My Sheela-na-Gig law. Everyone must now go carve extremely voluptuous figured women out of stone, and tell PJ Harvey to write a song about them.
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Oh Sheila law. Everyone must now love you til the morning comes.
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Mamdani is going to implement My Sheela-na-Gig law. Everyone must now go carve extremely voluptuous figured women out of stone, and tell PJ Harvey to write a song about them.
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis law.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Mamdani is going to implement My Sheela-na-Gig law. Everyone must now go carve extremely voluptuous figured women out of stone, and tell PJ Harvey to write a song about them.
Give me the opening line of the spite obit you’d write. No need to identify the decedent. Let fly.
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Give me the opening line of the spite obit you’d write. No need to identify the decedent. Let fly.
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Mamdani is going to implement Sherry Baby law. By next week, everyone is going to have to come, come, come out tonight.
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Sherry Baby law. By next week, everyone is going to have to come, come, come out tonight.
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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Contrast this with the video I just posted of Americans standing in food lines this weekend, in the rain and cold.
Don't have to wonder where the SNAP funds are.
Don't have to wonder where the SNAP funds are.
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Contrast this with the video I just posted of Americans standing in food lines this weekend, in the rain and cold.
Don't have to wonder where the SNAP funds are.
Don't have to wonder where the SNAP funds are.
The child has been doing Duolingo Spanish and is now running around the house yelling “Tu eres, manzanas, mujeres, hombre, manzanas, manzanas.”
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The child has been doing Duolingo Spanish and is now running around the house yelling “Tu eres, manzanas, mujeres, hombre, manzanas, manzanas.”
This is how I…
…answer interrogatories.
…answer interrogatories.
November 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
This is how I…
…answer interrogatories.
…answer interrogatories.
It’s giving “suspicious fire at failing Atlantic City columbarium.”
November 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It’s giving “suspicious fire at failing Atlantic City columbarium.”
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Please Google the terms: “ICE + tender age”
This is what White America chose for all of us. 🇺🇸
This is what White America chose for all of us. 🇺🇸
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Please Google the terms: “ICE + tender age”
This is what White America chose for all of us. 🇺🇸
This is what White America chose for all of us. 🇺🇸
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This morning, I spoke at the SOMOS Labor Breakfast.
"We are not looking to remake New York City in my image. We are looking to remake it in the image of struggling workers across the five boroughs."
"We are not looking to remake New York City in my image. We are looking to remake it in the image of struggling workers across the five boroughs."
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This morning, I spoke at the SOMOS Labor Breakfast.
"We are not looking to remake New York City in my image. We are looking to remake it in the image of struggling workers across the five boroughs."
"We are not looking to remake New York City in my image. We are looking to remake it in the image of struggling workers across the five boroughs."
Sadly, I couldn’t afford these shirts.
November 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Sadly, I couldn’t afford these shirts.
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The Prayer Environment National Institutional Safeguards Act, I think…?
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The Prayer Environment National Institutional Safeguards Act, I think…?
From time to time:
Open our eyes to behold thy gracious hand
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
From time to time: