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@anyuse.bsky.social
· Nov 12
If we are introducing ourselves: Pretty generic Boston-area lawyer. Try cases now and again. Bake and mope occasionally.
Sometimes write for Bullshit Hunting about obtaining and analyzing public records, to do stuff like identify shipwreck victims or fight wrongful convictions or whatever.
Sometimes write for Bullshit Hunting about obtaining and analyzing public records, to do stuff like identify shipwreck victims or fight wrongful convictions or whatever.
Name me a love poem that is not a sex poem.
February 14, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Name me a love poem that is not a sex poem.
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Roses are red,
Sandbar sharks are brown,
Sandbar sharks mostly eat benthic invertebrates and fish,
Sandbar sharks have a large dorsal fin,
Wait what were we talking about again?
Sandbar sharks are brown,
Sandbar sharks mostly eat benthic invertebrates and fish,
Sandbar sharks have a large dorsal fin,
Wait what were we talking about again?
February 8, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Roses are red,
Sandbar sharks are brown,
Sandbar sharks mostly eat benthic invertebrates and fish,
Sandbar sharks have a large dorsal fin,
Wait what were we talking about again?
Sandbar sharks are brown,
Sandbar sharks mostly eat benthic invertebrates and fish,
Sandbar sharks have a large dorsal fin,
Wait what were we talking about again?
As always. Prove me wrong.
February 14, 2026 at 2:37 PM
As always. Prove me wrong.
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John Donne reaching God-level poetry by finishing a gorgeous love poem with commentary on tax policy 😅
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/50296/...
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/50296/...
February 14, 2026 at 1:52 PM
John Donne reaching God-level poetry by finishing a gorgeous love poem with commentary on tax policy 😅
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/50296/...
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/50296/...
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let's stay together
February 14, 2026 at 1:06 AM
let's stay together
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You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
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Nothing says 'I love you' like awkward conversations about resuscitation preferences 💕
But seriously—your person should know:
✅ Your wishes if you can't speak for yourself
✅ Where you keep important documents
#deathpositive #healthcareproxy #advancedirective
But seriously—your person should know:
✅ Your wishes if you can't speak for yourself
✅ Where you keep important documents
#deathpositive #healthcareproxy #advancedirective
February 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Nothing says 'I love you' like awkward conversations about resuscitation preferences 💕
But seriously—your person should know:
✅ Your wishes if you can't speak for yourself
✅ Where you keep important documents
#deathpositive #healthcareproxy #advancedirective
But seriously—your person should know:
✅ Your wishes if you can't speak for yourself
✅ Where you keep important documents
#deathpositive #healthcareproxy #advancedirective
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This Valentine's Day, nothing says, "I Love You" like documenting your estate wishes with the one you love. (Part 1) #valentine #Wishes #deathpositive
February 13, 2026 at 9:37 PM
This Valentine's Day, nothing says, "I Love You" like documenting your estate wishes with the one you love. (Part 1) #valentine #Wishes #deathpositive
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Guillotines are the moderate solution
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Guillotines are the moderate solution
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Organ Grinder on Street with Children Passing. French, ca. 1848. jstor.org/stable/commu....
February 13, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Organ Grinder on Street with Children Passing. French, ca. 1848. jstor.org/stable/commu....
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It took FIVE YEARS, but OPAT has finally subpoenaed officers to testify. #bospoli
"If the officers don’t show up, OPAT could take them to Superior Court and ask a judge to enforce the subpoenas. But it’s unclear exactly how that process would play out."
www.bostonglobe.com/2026/02/11/m...
"If the officers don’t show up, OPAT could take them to Superior Court and ask a judge to enforce the subpoenas. But it’s unclear exactly how that process would play out."
www.bostonglobe.com/2026/02/11/m...
For 1st time, Boston’s police oversight agency using its subpoena power. Will the officers comply? - The Boston Globe
The subpoena vote came amid pressure from the public and growing tension between the Boston Police Department and the city’s Office of Police Accountability and Transparency, or OPAT.
www.bostonglobe.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 PM
It took FIVE YEARS, but OPAT has finally subpoenaed officers to testify. #bospoli
"If the officers don’t show up, OPAT could take them to Superior Court and ask a judge to enforce the subpoenas. But it’s unclear exactly how that process would play out."
www.bostonglobe.com/2026/02/11/m...
"If the officers don’t show up, OPAT could take them to Superior Court and ask a judge to enforce the subpoenas. But it’s unclear exactly how that process would play out."
www.bostonglobe.com/2026/02/11/m...
When will I learn that if I feel miserable, ugly, hated, rejected, incompetent and beneath disdain for four to six days, followed by a ten hour window when I shouldn’t even share an elevator with a good-smelling man, it’s just foreshadowing
a room with a lot of blood and a sign that says ' elevator ' on it
ALT: a room with a lot of blood and a sign that says ' elevator ' on it
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
When will I learn that if I feel miserable, ugly, hated, rejected, incompetent and beneath disdain for four to six days, followed by a ten hour window when I shouldn’t even share an elevator with a good-smelling man, it’s just foreshadowing
Is this
Delight is to him—a far, far upward, and inward delight
February 13, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Is this
In a transcript order form: "Plaintiffs request the provider transcribe only those portions necessary for review of PURE QUESTIONS OF LAW." @f1whitney.coys.social have you ever seen any shit like this? Is this a thing?
February 12, 2026 at 9:15 PM
In a transcript order form: "Plaintiffs request the provider transcribe only those portions necessary for review of PURE QUESTIONS OF LAW." @f1whitney.coys.social have you ever seen any shit like this? Is this a thing?
This is actually how I sext:
Hast thou ever helped carry a bier, and heard the coffin knock against the churchyard gate, going in?
February 12, 2026 at 5:36 PM
This is actually how I sext:
When we say “spent money on an election” what does that actually mean? Where does the money go? Consultants? TV ads? Candidate travel and expenses? Straight up bribes?
$2.6 billion is the size of the gluten free food industry. We know where that money goes: shipping, packaging, various gums.
$2.6 billion is the size of the gluten free food industry. We know where that money goes: shipping, packaging, various gums.
“When Citizens United was decided in 2010, billionaires had spent $18 million on the 2000 election, $13M 2004 and $16M in 2008. Then came the deluge. In 2012 it was $231M, and nearly doubled again in next three election cycles —to $682M in 2016, $1.2 billion in 2020 and $2.6 billion in 2024.” Gift:
Opinion | Affordability and the ‘Epstein Class’ Will Define American Politics
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:45 PM
When we say “spent money on an election” what does that actually mean? Where does the money go? Consultants? TV ads? Candidate travel and expenses? Straight up bribes?
$2.6 billion is the size of the gluten free food industry. We know where that money goes: shipping, packaging, various gums.
$2.6 billion is the size of the gluten free food industry. We know where that money goes: shipping, packaging, various gums.
This is how I sext:
the flesh lusteth always
February 12, 2026 at 12:05 PM
This is how I sext:
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Due to a terrible misreading of a hashtag, we prepared something to post tomorrow, then realised it was wrong. So today, let's celebrate #GalenTines Day. Here's what Galen of Pergamon (c129BCE-216BCE) had to say about the gynaecological anatomy which influenced physicians for over a millennium...
February 12, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Due to a terrible misreading of a hashtag, we prepared something to post tomorrow, then realised it was wrong. So today, let's celebrate #GalenTines Day. Here's what Galen of Pergamon (c129BCE-216BCE) had to say about the gynaecological anatomy which influenced physicians for over a millennium...
Anyways, during the holidays, I found that murder victim’s skull.
How to get in to Harvard
Step One: Die in 1888.
www.bullshithunting.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Anyways, during the holidays, I found that murder victim’s skull.
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Millenials are 45 now, let them buy themselves a little treat ffs
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Millenials are 45 now, let them buy themselves a little treat ffs
For a while, in my early twenties, I lived with my childhood best friend. She had a sensitive stomach but drank midori sours and her go-to drunk food was dominos thin-crust pizza with chicken and extra cheese.
February 11, 2026 at 3:07 PM
For a while, in my early twenties, I lived with my childhood best friend. She had a sensitive stomach but drank midori sours and her go-to drunk food was dominos thin-crust pizza with chicken and extra cheese.
This is how I meteorology:
Got six inches, but it took all night; this morning some heavy breathing, still a bit sore.
February 11, 2026 at 1:29 PM
This is how I meteorology:
Got six inches, but it took all night; this morning some heavy breathing, still a bit sore.
February 11, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Got six inches, but it took all night; this morning some heavy breathing, still a bit sore.
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We have juries in the US because it is a bulwark against government overreach. Don’t blow off jury duty.
NEWS
The Trump administration tried and failed on Tuesday to secure an indictment in connection with a video featuring six Democratic lawmakers urging members of the military and intelligence communities not to comply with unlawful orders.
Full Story: nbcnews.to/4r4Ts3v
The Trump administration tried and failed on Tuesday to secure an indictment in connection with a video featuring six Democratic lawmakers urging members of the military and intelligence communities not to comply with unlawful orders.
Full Story: nbcnews.to/4r4Ts3v
February 11, 2026 at 2:17 AM
We have juries in the US because it is a bulwark against government overreach. Don’t blow off jury duty.