Ennie
@anyuse.bsky.social
Lawyer. I promise you don’t know me, unless it’s from the other place.
Sadly, I couldn’t afford these shirts.
November 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Sadly, I couldn’t afford these shirts.
This is quite a timeline.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is quite a timeline.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
October 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
This courtroom is giving “minister has an acoustic guitar” church vibes.
October 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This courtroom is giving “minister has an acoustic guitar” church vibes.
I am a 1 or 2. Almost muppetlike in my approachability.
October 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I am a 1 or 2. Almost muppetlike in my approachability.
Fuck can we please turn off the thing that makes everything shitty?
October 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Fuck can we please turn off the thing that makes everything shitty?
Who, um. Is the market for this?
Actually I can think of one person who would wear it. Maybe.
Actually I can think of one person who would wear it. Maybe.
October 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Who, um. Is the market for this?
Actually I can think of one person who would wear it. Maybe.
Actually I can think of one person who would wear it. Maybe.
Here is one of the more traditional versions of the “your point wasn’t well made; please take this personally,” footnote.
October 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Here is one of the more traditional versions of the “your point wasn’t well made; please take this personally,” footnote.
Very starry-eyed about this follow back from @thedeathexpert.bsky.social
October 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Very starry-eyed about this follow back from @thedeathexpert.bsky.social
Baseball, according to its original rules, moves lightning fast. Also, chicken coop that marks the foul line is a built in pun everyone can appreciate.
October 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Baseball, according to its original rules, moves lightning fast. Also, chicken coop that marks the foul line is a built in pun everyone can appreciate.
If you want pierced nipples, start with your own, darling.
October 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
If you want pierced nipples, start with your own, darling.
The third one you think of.
October 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The third one you think of.
I don’t know, but you better put them back or they’ll ask you to leave the morgue.
October 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I don’t know, but you better put them back or they’ll ask you to leave the morgue.
Both. The first time, my date canceled on me. Two days before. Four years later, he died of a probably-not-accidental heroin overdose, in his bedroom, in a frat house, in Chicago. They found him after a long weekend. He’d been so kind to me.
October 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Both. The first time, my date canceled on me. Two days before. Four years later, he died of a probably-not-accidental heroin overdose, in his bedroom, in a frat house, in Chicago. They found him after a long weekend. He’d been so kind to me.
“Hello, nice to meet you.”
October 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
“Hello, nice to meet you.”
