Katie Herrmann
@katieherrmann.bsky.social
Lawyer. I make up songs about my dog and sing them to her. Sometimes I run into things.
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CONGRATS to my husband and law partner, @joshuaerlich.bsky.social for being named Lawyer of the Year by the Metropolitan Washington Employment Lawyers Association.
Guys, this man works so hard and cares so much. Well deserved and could not be more proud.
Guys, this man works so hard and cares so much. Well deserved and could not be more proud.
February 13, 2026 at 6:31 PM
CONGRATS to my husband and law partner, @joshuaerlich.bsky.social for being named Lawyer of the Year by the Metropolitan Washington Employment Lawyers Association.
Guys, this man works so hard and cares so much. Well deserved and could not be more proud.
Guys, this man works so hard and cares so much. Well deserved and could not be more proud.
Had a weird feeling, turned around, and saw this in the corner of the elevator, slightly above my eye-level.
Oh thank god, its just a balloon from It.
Oh thank god, its just a balloon from It.
February 13, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Had a weird feeling, turned around, and saw this in the corner of the elevator, slightly above my eye-level.
Oh thank god, its just a balloon from It.
Oh thank god, its just a balloon from It.
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Every single time a story like this is reported, we must assume that there are many many more that do not.
CBP didn’t give her or anyone any water; she asked 3 times accg to other reports. CBP killed a 7yr old.
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
7-Year-Old Migrant Girl Dies Of Dehydration And Shock In U.S. Border Patrol Custody
The girl's death underscores the crisis precipitated by large groups of families seeking asylum where there are inadequate facilities to detain them.
shorturl.at
February 13, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Every single time a story like this is reported, we must assume that there are many many more that do not.
Has anyone else ever been called a "show horse" by their parents
February 13, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Has anyone else ever been called a "show horse" by their parents
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Sometimes I think about how goddamn rich my life would be if I could speak to other creatures.
February 13, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Sometimes I think about how goddamn rich my life would be if I could speak to other creatures.
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it really can't be said enough that this is a person who has dined with the president of the united states
Fuentes then fantasizes about “breeding gulags”: “So just like Hitler imprisoned Gypsies, Jews, communists, you know, all of his political rivals, we have to do the same thing with women… They go to the breeding gulags. The good ones will be liberated. The bad ones will toil in the mines forever.”
February 12, 2026 at 4:11 PM
it really can't be said enough that this is a person who has dined with the president of the united states
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Hold on murderous robber let me go to my wall and grab my antique knife. It's shaped like brass knuckles so give me a minute.
February 12, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Hold on murderous robber let me go to my wall and grab my antique knife. It's shaped like brass knuckles so give me a minute.
Yes, yes. I know.
You "don't remember inviting me";
You "never even implied" this was a costume party; and
The song I'm singing "isn't a song";
I get it.
Thanks, Judge.
You "don't remember inviting me";
You "never even implied" this was a costume party; and
The song I'm singing "isn't a song";
I get it.
Thanks, Judge.
February 12, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Yes, yes. I know.
You "don't remember inviting me";
You "never even implied" this was a costume party; and
The song I'm singing "isn't a song";
I get it.
Thanks, Judge.
You "don't remember inviting me";
You "never even implied" this was a costume party; and
The song I'm singing "isn't a song";
I get it.
Thanks, Judge.
Looking for a keyboard for myself - a person used to playing a piano.
It would live in an apartment with space for something relatively substantial, but not absurd.
I would like it to be on the nicer end of "good," but again - not absurd.
I'd like a piano "feel" and sound.
Suggestions?
It would live in an apartment with space for something relatively substantial, but not absurd.
I would like it to be on the nicer end of "good," but again - not absurd.
I'd like a piano "feel" and sound.
Suggestions?
February 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Looking for a keyboard for myself - a person used to playing a piano.
It would live in an apartment with space for something relatively substantial, but not absurd.
I would like it to be on the nicer end of "good," but again - not absurd.
I'd like a piano "feel" and sound.
Suggestions?
It would live in an apartment with space for something relatively substantial, but not absurd.
I would like it to be on the nicer end of "good," but again - not absurd.
I'd like a piano "feel" and sound.
Suggestions?
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A Reuters photographer captured this image of a page from Pam Bondi's "burn book," which she used to counter any questions from Democratic lawmakers during an unhinged hearing today.
It looks like the DOJ monitored members of Congress’s searches of the unredacted Epstein files.
Just wow.
It looks like the DOJ monitored members of Congress’s searches of the unredacted Epstein files.
Just wow.
February 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
A Reuters photographer captured this image of a page from Pam Bondi's "burn book," which she used to counter any questions from Democratic lawmakers during an unhinged hearing today.
It looks like the DOJ monitored members of Congress’s searches of the unredacted Epstein files.
Just wow.
It looks like the DOJ monitored members of Congress’s searches of the unredacted Epstein files.
Just wow.
Bookmarking the fact that Bondi yelled "Don't you ever accuse me of a crime" at the hearing today.
Just a hunch that we'll want to revisit that audio at a later date.
Just a hunch that we'll want to revisit that audio at a later date.
February 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Bookmarking the fact that Bondi yelled "Don't you ever accuse me of a crime" at the hearing today.
Just a hunch that we'll want to revisit that audio at a later date.
Just a hunch that we'll want to revisit that audio at a later date.
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Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.
Millenials are 45 now, let them buy themselves a little treat ffs
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Millenials are 45 now, let them buy themselves a little treat ffs
me: (chuckling to myself) what a day, god really does have a sense of humor
god: you put your shirt on backwards and stubbed your toe. the only joke here is you.
god: you put your shirt on backwards and stubbed your toe. the only joke here is you.
February 10, 2026 at 3:48 PM
me: (chuckling to myself) what a day, god really does have a sense of humor
god: you put your shirt on backwards and stubbed your toe. the only joke here is you.
god: you put your shirt on backwards and stubbed your toe. the only joke here is you.
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Kid rock guys are doing stolen valor but from line cooks
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Kid rock guys are doing stolen valor but from line cooks
Having the worst one.
Share your funny failures with me.
Did you mean to take a cute pic and capture a nightmare?
Get out-crafted by a craft?
Here's a pic of my dog I just drew:
Share your funny failures with me.
Did you mean to take a cute pic and capture a nightmare?
Get out-crafted by a craft?
Here's a pic of my dog I just drew:
February 10, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Having the worst one.
Share your funny failures with me.
Did you mean to take a cute pic and capture a nightmare?
Get out-crafted by a craft?
Here's a pic of my dog I just drew:
Share your funny failures with me.
Did you mean to take a cute pic and capture a nightmare?
Get out-crafted by a craft?
Here's a pic of my dog I just drew:
My labrador was personally offended by that Ring ad.
That Ring “search party” ad was unsubtle enough that even my 10yo watched it and was like “are they gonna use this for ICE?”
February 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
My labrador was personally offended by that Ring ad.
So manipulative!
Help us spy on you and your neighbors! Unless you hate dogs...
Help us spy on you and your neighbors! Unless you hate dogs...
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
So manipulative!
Help us spy on you and your neighbors! Unless you hate dogs...
Help us spy on you and your neighbors! Unless you hate dogs...
I usually just root for the team that wasn't loved by a guy (or guys) I hated in law school.
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I usually just root for the team that wasn't loved by a guy (or guys) I hated in law school.
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Missed the first quarter and then some bc of alarm.
On the bright side: Callie the lab had a chance to flirt with all the toddlers in the building. Content as can be.
On the bright side: Callie the lab had a chance to flirt with all the toddlers in the building. Content as can be.
lol fire alarm went off. whole building is outside just as the game starts.
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Missed the first quarter and then some bc of alarm.
On the bright side: Callie the lab had a chance to flirt with all the toddlers in the building. Content as can be.
On the bright side: Callie the lab had a chance to flirt with all the toddlers in the building. Content as can be.
Nice of Greenday to let their fathers perform in their place at the Superbowl.
Hm? What's that?
Nope.
... nope.
Hm? What's that?
Nope.
... nope.
February 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Nice of Greenday to let their fathers perform in their place at the Superbowl.
Hm? What's that?
Nope.
... nope.
Hm? What's that?
Nope.
... nope.
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This powerful PSA from Epstein survivors will air during the Super Bowl. “Stand with us.” ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼
[World Without Exploitation]
[World Without Exploitation]
February 8, 2026 at 6:19 PM
This powerful PSA from Epstein survivors will air during the Super Bowl. “Stand with us.” ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼
[World Without Exploitation]
[World Without Exploitation]