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Stacie Rosenzweig
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Lawyer in MKE. Licensed WI/IL. #ethicking, licensing law, politics/elections, WeirdLaw, pie. She/her. Posts are personal, not legal advice, maybe attorney advertising.
"What about Hanukkah?" is getting posted in response to Kwanzaa greetings by politicians and candidates...that's an op, right?
December 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Holiday milestone: when your teenager invites you to play Cards Against Humanity
December 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Merry Christmas everyone!
TV Funhouse: Christmastime For The Jews - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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December 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
One of my creepy digital ads (IYKYK and if you're in the Milwaukee area, YK) showed up in the news feed of a very sweet older lawyer and he said he was going to take my smiling face as a sign in our current hellscape that a guardian angel is watching and things will be OK.
What's a compliment you'll never forget?
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
My teenager asked if someone botched the redaction on purpose
Ok. Now had a chance to check and, well, at least some docs do appear to be straight up classic redaction fail. And there are some *interesting* bits here.

www.justice.gov/multimedia/C...
December 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Me: explains how contingency fees work

15: “so that’s basically gambling, right?”
December 22, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Headline: "Will there be snow this Christmas? It depends where you live."

Thank you, Journal Sentinel online. Very helpful.
December 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Today I am, once again, going to try to make my grandfather's bakery butter cookies.

I am a good baker. I have the recipe. I have a food scale and a well-calibrated oven. I have never been able to get them to turn out correctly. (They turn out fine as cookies, but wrong.)

Let's see...
December 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My work cookie exchange is Monday and I don't know what to make. I warned everyone that there is no guarantee my cookies won't be aggressively Hanukkah or otherwise not Christmas cookies.

What should I make?
December 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I guess I missed the un-stealth plane in the story of the Maccabees
Trump: "The only time anybody could see those planes was when those bomb chutes open up, because it becomes totally un-stealth. You're going in, you go like this. As soon as it goes like this, for some reason the plane is totally visible. Not good. I watched it happening. I watched it go bing bing"
December 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I said I would get my CLE outline to the bar association "no later than Monday," I didn't say when on Monday

It's in
December 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
December 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I over-proofed my menorah challah but oh well
December 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
"Hey Siri, play Hanukkah music"

Siri: Plays "Rock of Ages" by Def Leppard
December 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
look at me getting the wax off the menorah before I intend to use it
December 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Once again, "Master of Puppets" is how long you knead my grandfather's challah dough
December 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
so everyone is just gonna spiral at me at 5 pm on a Friday, that’s what we’re doing today
December 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
You’re one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan
But hidden under spackle is a maimed right hand
Trump's mangled right hand was extremely spackled tonight at the White House congressional ball (Alex Wong/Getty)
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Going over 15's civics assignment on cabinet departments

There are the correct answers constitutionally and there are the current answers and they are not the same answers
December 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
"Don't Look Up" because that was dreck
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
What is this “grown and flown” and why is it suddenly half of my Facebook feed?
December 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
My law firm holiday party was in a suburb called Greendale last night, and the street named "Parking Street" just broke my city brain.
December 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I finished my self-evaluation for the seven hours I teach in a year a week early, which means only one thing...I do not want to do my actual work
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Wow, like clockwork, the Elf on the Shelf groups are populating my FB feed and hoo boy
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
We just got our first real snow is the season which means the entire population of Milwaukee is complaining in the neighborhood Facebook groups about the fact their street is not fully plowed yet
November 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM