Andreya
@andreyasasylum.bsky.social
Cat lady. Lesbian. Not your señorita.
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Andreya
@andreyasasylum.bsky.social
· Jul 25
Talk to your doctor to see if shutting the fuck up is right for you.
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If future archaeologists find my phone, they will rightly conclude that I am in a cat cult.
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If future archaeologists find my phone, they will rightly conclude that I am in a cat cult.
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"Winter cafe"
Mixed Media.
Mixed Media.
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"Winter cafe"
Mixed Media.
Mixed Media.
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Stop posting censored screenshots of social media posts. If you're afraid Big Daddy Algorithm is going to spank you for posting a picture of the word "shit," you need to find a new virtual hangout.
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Stop posting censored screenshots of social media posts. If you're afraid Big Daddy Algorithm is going to spank you for posting a picture of the word "shit," you need to find a new virtual hangout.
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Hibernation season came early this year
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Hibernation season came early this year
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gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
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What? This life isn't cancelled yet? There's not even a plot anymore. Smh.
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
What? This life isn't cancelled yet? There's not even a plot anymore. Smh.
It makes me mad when I can’t like your pets’ photo because of your stupid comments above it.
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It makes me mad when I can’t like your pets’ photo because of your stupid comments above it.
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Irrationally distraught that I don’t have a cool raven reminding me to do shit throughout the day.
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Irrationally distraught that I don’t have a cool raven reminding me to do shit throughout the day.
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*going in to donate blood* just take it all
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
*going in to donate blood* just take it all
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So we agree that what they've really created here is the unhinged poster detector, right?
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 AM
So we agree that what they've really created here is the unhinged poster detector, right?
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Everything was already possible, modern times doesn't even need itselves. I asked the muses if it was okay to say it that way and they hired a muse of red underlining
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Everything was already possible, modern times doesn't even need itselves. I asked the muses if it was okay to say it that way and they hired a muse of red underlining
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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world there was a happily ever after
November 7, 2025 at 7:43 AM
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world there was a happily ever after
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I wish I was that guy on YouTube that digs in the mud in total silence. I don’t want to be in Avatar 3-6
January 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I wish I was that guy on YouTube that digs in the mud in total silence. I don’t want to be in Avatar 3-6
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Suddenly empowered to really focus on ruining more things. Game changer.
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Suddenly empowered to really focus on ruining more things. Game changer.
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Most potential pet owners consider things like breeding, size, coat, intelligence, trainability, and temperament. Often overlooked is the crucially important element of aerodynamics, which can greatly affect your gas mileage, raising the overall cost of ownership significantly.
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Most potential pet owners consider things like breeding, size, coat, intelligence, trainability, and temperament. Often overlooked is the crucially important element of aerodynamics, which can greatly affect your gas mileage, raising the overall cost of ownership significantly.
Time to cash in all of my winnings in my spam folder.
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Time to cash in all of my winnings in my spam folder.
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Moody with the hint of don't look at me.
November 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Moody with the hint of don't look at me.
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Art teacher: I think you've misunderstood. It's the models who will be nude.
Me: Well this is awkward.
Me: Well this is awkward.
November 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Art teacher: I think you've misunderstood. It's the models who will be nude.
Me: Well this is awkward.
Me: Well this is awkward.
Looks like the magats would rather go woke than go broke.
November 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Looks like the magats would rather go woke than go broke.
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going to start jumping into every random convo i see on my tl and make it about horses
November 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
going to start jumping into every random convo i see on my tl and make it about horses
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Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
SAY. THAT. SHIT!
SAY. THAT. SHIT!
November 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
SAY. THAT. SHIT!
SAY. THAT. SHIT!
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America is course correcting.
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
America is course correcting.
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What the heck is a beaver moon? I thought those were two different things. I’m terrible with female anatomy, tho.
November 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
What the heck is a beaver moon? I thought those were two different things. I’m terrible with female anatomy, tho.