Jeff Ahpook
@ahpook33.bsky.social
Any sex can be casual sex if you leave your flip-flops on. 🩴
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🤣🤣🤣 I’ve watched this at least 50 times and it always makes me laugh.
January 17, 2026 at 10:26 PM
🤣🤣🤣 I’ve watched this at least 50 times and it always makes me laugh.
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The network that spiked the factual CECOT story went ahead with a thinly sourced claim about ICE officer Ross’ “internal bleeding.” www.theguardian.com/media/2026/j...
CBS News report on ICE officer’s injuries drew ‘huge internal concern’
Anonymously sourced report that Jonathan Ross ‘suffered internal bleeding’ after killing Renee Good faced skepticism inside CBS newsroom
www.theguardian.com
January 17, 2026 at 10:48 PM
The network that spiked the factual CECOT story went ahead with a thinly sourced claim about ICE officer Ross’ “internal bleeding.” www.theguardian.com/media/2026/j...
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The press made W. Bush take quizes to make sure he knew the world leaders.
Nobody who interviews Trump ever comes away with how in command of the facts he is, and yet when they’re interview him they always avoid putting him in a position where he has to show mastery of anything.
January 17, 2026 at 10:49 PM
The press made W. Bush take quizes to make sure he knew the world leaders.
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This is actually the really simple story of the collapse of American democracy. You can explain America’s constitutional collapse in a single coherent sentence:
The Founders assumed that Members of Congress would jealously and zealously guard the powers and prerogatives of their branch of government against the grasping of an overweening Executive, and instead we got this supine GOP majority that yearns to lick the boot.
I would like to think the Mad King proclaiming “I will continue to illegally raise taxes on the American people until the NATO alliance collapses” would be the type of statement to cause Congress to act, but I’m not sure there’s any red line the GOP Congress has anymore.
January 17, 2026 at 7:39 PM
This is actually the really simple story of the collapse of American democracy. You can explain America’s constitutional collapse in a single coherent sentence:
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Territorial integrity and sovereignty are fundamental principles of international law. They are essential for Europe and for the international community as a whole.
January 17, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Territorial integrity and sovereignty are fundamental principles of international law. They are essential for Europe and for the international community as a whole.
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If there were three lawyers, Thomas Dye, Edward Chitt, and Willard Eet, might the name of their firm sound in court like Eat Shit & Die? Asking on behalf of some extremely childish part of myself that may tantrum if I don’t.
January 4, 2026 at 3:18 AM
If there were three lawyers, Thomas Dye, Edward Chitt, and Willard Eet, might the name of their firm sound in court like Eat Shit & Die? Asking on behalf of some extremely childish part of myself that may tantrum if I don’t.
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They were annoying then (🌊 💙 ), they are annoying now— but they were always correct, quite obviously so, including AT THE TIME (which made it all the more annoying). And it was not premature, you dopes.
Respect (some of) your elders. Cut grandma some slack. Maaaybe block her cable news channels too
Respect (some of) your elders. Cut grandma some slack. Maaaybe block her cable news channels too
January 12, 2026 at 7:26 PM
They were annoying then (🌊 💙 ), they are annoying now— but they were always correct, quite obviously so, including AT THE TIME (which made it all the more annoying). And it was not premature, you dopes.
Respect (some of) your elders. Cut grandma some slack. Maaaybe block her cable news channels too
Respect (some of) your elders. Cut grandma some slack. Maaaybe block her cable news channels too
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Citizens United is nothing more than a dark money pipeline that enabled deranged, greed and power diseased megalomaniacs to avoid fair taxation, purchase the government and steal all the representation from We the People.
January 11, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Citizens United is nothing more than a dark money pipeline that enabled deranged, greed and power diseased megalomaniacs to avoid fair taxation, purchase the government and steal all the representation from We the People.
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He has presidential immunity because a White woman in 2016 was just fearmongering when she said the SCOTUS was on the ballot.
But nah, voters wanted the con artist, sexual predator, D-list celebrity, who lispy Barbara Walters revealed he was "MC Hammer" broke.
But nah, voters wanted the con artist, sexual predator, D-list celebrity, who lispy Barbara Walters revealed he was "MC Hammer" broke.
What trump is doing is illegal.
What trump is doing is illegal.
What trump is doing is illegal.
He has presidential immunity. 🤡
What trump is doing is illegal.
What trump is doing is illegal.
He has presidential immunity. 🤡
January 11, 2026 at 3:22 PM
He has presidential immunity because a White woman in 2016 was just fearmongering when she said the SCOTUS was on the ballot.
But nah, voters wanted the con artist, sexual predator, D-list celebrity, who lispy Barbara Walters revealed he was "MC Hammer" broke.
But nah, voters wanted the con artist, sexual predator, D-list celebrity, who lispy Barbara Walters revealed he was "MC Hammer" broke.
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Well…
Kamala Harris at her closing campaign rally:
"Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."
"Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."
January 10, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Well…
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This is my hill.
They can be damned.
They can be damned.
Leftists helped Trump win in 2016 and 2024 and they know it
January 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
This is my hill.
They can be damned.
They can be damned.
"Who is to blame for this particular moment in history?"
Excellent thread below, please read and share.
Excellent thread below, please read and share.
*checks notes*
The majority of white men & women voters who chose this yet again as always since the Civil Rights Act of 1964.
Everyone else who voted for it too.
Everyone who sat out
Everyone who voted against it but spent the whole time suppressing the vote
Access journalists normalizing it…
The majority of white men & women voters who chose this yet again as always since the Civil Rights Act of 1964.
Everyone else who voted for it too.
Everyone who sat out
Everyone who voted against it but spent the whole time suppressing the vote
Access journalists normalizing it…
There’s is no shortage of people to blame for this particular moment in American history
January 7, 2026 at 4:12 PM
"Who is to blame for this particular moment in history?"
Excellent thread below, please read and share.
Excellent thread below, please read and share.
A lot of smart people think that *all this* is happening because the US failed to properly punish the Confederacy after the Civil War.
I agree and I ask you - will America have the stomach, the resolve, to properly punish Trump and all his MAGA co-conspirators? Treason is treason.
I agree and I ask you - will America have the stomach, the resolve, to properly punish Trump and all his MAGA co-conspirators? Treason is treason.
January 6, 2026 at 7:45 PM
A lot of smart people think that *all this* is happening because the US failed to properly punish the Confederacy after the Civil War.
I agree and I ask you - will America have the stomach, the resolve, to properly punish Trump and all his MAGA co-conspirators? Treason is treason.
I agree and I ask you - will America have the stomach, the resolve, to properly punish Trump and all his MAGA co-conspirators? Treason is treason.
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every day he’s not in prison is a miscarriage of justice
WE WILL NEVER FORGET
#DonaldJ6Trump did this
#DonaldJ6Trump did this
January 6, 2026 at 3:41 PM
every day he’s not in prison is a miscarriage of justice
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FIVE YEARS & he has not been held accountable for one of the most disgraceful events in this nation's history.
Trying to overturn a fair election in an attempted coup against his own government is the very definition of TREASON. We can never move forward until this is fully adjudicated. #ShameOnUS🇺🇸
Trying to overturn a fair election in an attempted coup against his own government is the very definition of TREASON. We can never move forward until this is fully adjudicated. #ShameOnUS🇺🇸
January 6, 2026 at 4:37 PM
FIVE YEARS & he has not been held accountable for one of the most disgraceful events in this nation's history.
Trying to overturn a fair election in an attempted coup against his own government is the very definition of TREASON. We can never move forward until this is fully adjudicated. #ShameOnUS🇺🇸
Trying to overturn a fair election in an attempted coup against his own government is the very definition of TREASON. We can never move forward until this is fully adjudicated. #ShameOnUS🇺🇸
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The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 PM
The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made
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Legacy of the Republican Party.
#january6th
#january6th
January 6, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Legacy of the Republican Party.
#january6th
#january6th
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We warned you about Tulsi, you didn't listen.
We warned you about Trump, you didn't listen.
We warned you about Fetterman, you didn't listen.
How many times do we have to be right before you start to listen to us?
How many times do you have to get burned by that stove you keep on touching?
We warned you about Trump, you didn't listen.
We warned you about Fetterman, you didn't listen.
How many times do we have to be right before you start to listen to us?
How many times do you have to get burned by that stove you keep on touching?
January 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
We warned you about Tulsi, you didn't listen.
We warned you about Trump, you didn't listen.
We warned you about Fetterman, you didn't listen.
How many times do we have to be right before you start to listen to us?
How many times do you have to get burned by that stove you keep on touching?
We warned you about Trump, you didn't listen.
We warned you about Fetterman, you didn't listen.
How many times do we have to be right before you start to listen to us?
How many times do you have to get burned by that stove you keep on touching?
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If you can’t stop yelling at Democrats, then you’ve lost the plot and aren’t helping. The Democrats are NOT the problem here.
January 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
If you can’t stop yelling at Democrats, then you’ve lost the plot and aren’t helping. The Democrats are NOT the problem here.
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The Hero @captmarkkelly.bsky.social
Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
January 5, 2026 at 7:03 PM
The Hero @captmarkkelly.bsky.social
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Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
January 5, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
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If you'd like to reduce your blood pressure and eliminate a lot of needless in-fighting, I'd recommend muting or blocking Axios, Politico and Semafor as they seem to specialize in promoting quotes from anonymous Democratic contrarians in hopes of generating rage and engagement.
January 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
If you'd like to reduce your blood pressure and eliminate a lot of needless in-fighting, I'd recommend muting or blocking Axios, Politico and Semafor as they seem to specialize in promoting quotes from anonymous Democratic contrarians in hopes of generating rage and engagement.
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I don't think there is any historical degradation or inhumanity to which the white supremacist shitheels at the helm of our nation will not now lay claim. Slavery will soon be a beneficient grant by Europe to the world. The Inquisition and the Holocaust will soon be necessary purifications.
On X, a senior U.S. Justice Department official is promoting a post that praises colonization as “one of the greatest things that ever happened to the backwards parts of the world.”👇
January 5, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I don't think there is any historical degradation or inhumanity to which the white supremacist shitheels at the helm of our nation will not now lay claim. Slavery will soon be a beneficient grant by Europe to the world. The Inquisition and the Holocaust will soon be necessary purifications.
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Not Somali. Not Venezuelan. Worked for Charlie Kirk.
January 5, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Not Somali. Not Venezuelan. Worked for Charlie Kirk.
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Your to-do list for 2026
1) Pick a Campaign in your corner of the country. Pick a Democrat you like no matter what the level.
2) Staff or Volunteer for that Campaign.
3) Vote in that Primary and General for your Democrat or another Democrat.
4) Get that Democrat and other Democrats elected.
1) Pick a Campaign in your corner of the country. Pick a Democrat you like no matter what the level.
2) Staff or Volunteer for that Campaign.
3) Vote in that Primary and General for your Democrat or another Democrat.
4) Get that Democrat and other Democrats elected.
January 4, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Your to-do list for 2026
1) Pick a Campaign in your corner of the country. Pick a Democrat you like no matter what the level.
2) Staff or Volunteer for that Campaign.
3) Vote in that Primary and General for your Democrat or another Democrat.
4) Get that Democrat and other Democrats elected.
1) Pick a Campaign in your corner of the country. Pick a Democrat you like no matter what the level.
2) Staff or Volunteer for that Campaign.
3) Vote in that Primary and General for your Democrat or another Democrat.
4) Get that Democrat and other Democrats elected.