Jeff Ahpook
ahpook33.bsky.social
Jeff Ahpook
@ahpook33.bsky.social
Any sex can be casual sex if you leave your flip-flops on. 🩴
Reposted by Jeff Ahpook
🤣🤣🤣 I’ve watched this at least 50 times and it always makes me laugh.
January 17, 2026 at 10:26 PM
In 3-D through an expensive Oculus rig while straight jorkin it?
January 16, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Poster looks like a chalk rubbing from a tombstone.
January 16, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Wasn't the "pouring water on the ground so they will slip" trick straight out of Home Alone? These jokes just write themselves.
January 16, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Wake me up when someone shoots them in the face.
January 16, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I stayed in that hotel once. (paid by my work). It was the gaudiest, tackiest gold-plated abomination I've ever seen.

Every doorway had sculpture of angels draped above. But they all looked like they had silicone implants.

I can just picture DJT telling the designer "Give the angels some boobs",
January 13, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Because active measures accounts on TikTok said “genocide” so often, that many believed it was true.
January 13, 2026 at 2:20 PM
It's actually gonna happen a week earlier on August 5th.
January 12, 2026 at 8:02 PM
"The Art of the Deal". Truly an idiot.
January 12, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Just another anti-Democratic bot. Bye.
January 7, 2026 at 3:10 PM
What's the weather like in Moldova today?
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 PM
So... Angry was given some information that turned out to be untrue (and pretty inconsequential in the scheme of things) and this alone leads you to ask if he has "ever been helpful"? Is there more here and I'm just missing it? Because by itself, this is a nothingburger.
January 6, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I don't understand.
January 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM