Patrick Matthews
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Patrick Matthews
@matthewsp.bsky.social
Delawarean. Workforce management professional, quiz bowl enthusiast, and Microsoft Excel MVP. Philadelphia sports enjoyer. I left The Bad Place.
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Alternate headline: “Armed Gang Suppresses Details of Initiation Rituals”
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Jaelan Phillips with 8 pressures and multiple key run stops in his first game is a little too "Look at me" by Howie Roseman
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Jaelan Phillips was an absolute beast tonight. Howie Roseman is a fricking genius.
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
DeVonta!
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Who imposed tariffs?
Who cut immigration, destroying the ag workforce?
Who undermined the Fed?
Who halted renewable energy?
Who's running deficits?
Mike Johnson: "That's the reason the inflation is up, the cost of living is up so high -- because of the policies of the previous administration. Now, we're working to root those policies out and implement our own, but it takes a little time."
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Devonta Smith!!!
#FlyEaglesFly
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Saquon with the huge yards after catch!
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I hope Pennsylvania taxes online gambling into oblivion
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Huge sigh of relief on the touchback
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Look at this new outrage. To open govt, we're retroactively letting 8 Senators sue for $500K each over having had their J6 phone toll records looked at. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/u...
Spending Bill Would Pave Way for Senators to Sue Over Phone Searches
www.nytimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream - and I hope you don't find this too crazy - is that the President have the faintest fucking clue how anything in this country works.
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
How can Jalen not have two hands on that ball?!
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Jalyx Hunt is a bad, bad man
# FlyEaglesFly
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Fly Eagles Fly, bitches
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Fifty years ago today

youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI?...
Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Gordon Lightfoot
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November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Eagles fans everywhere are ecstatic that the Giants are retaining GM Joe Schoen
As part of the Giants' statement firing Brian Daboll, John Mara and Steve Tisch say, "Joe Schoen remains in his position as general manager and will lead the search for a new head coach."
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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This is such a bizarre talking point; I've thankfully never had to use most of the types of insurance that I have for me and my family

This is a good excuse to share my WSJ letter to the editor explaining that "not filing a claim doesn’t mean you didn’t need insurance" www.wsj.com/opinion/the-...
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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America’s chickenshit elites problem continues to be the biggest obstacle to fighting Trump www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Jeanne Shaheen, Angus King, Tim Kaine and the rest of the cowards can FOAD
US HOUSE SPEAKER JOHNSON SAID HE WON'T COMMIT TO A VOTE ON ACA SUBSIDIES, I'M TOLD – SEMOFAR REPORTER ON X
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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happy Learned League day to those who celebrate
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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See this is why I'm insane this morning. I can 100% accept this deal, but I need a tiny bit of signaling that it's to set up a BIGGER fight rather than being the end of fighting.

Fuck off, Angus.
yeah. I mean the thing is right now: I think getting SNAP locked in with a short-term CR is a fine deal on its own. But they sure aren't making me feel confident that they were going for that.
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Trump cannot pardon state crimes
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Chargers safety!
@sickoscommittee.org
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM