dan mcdermott
@adhesiveslipper.bsky.social
add he sieve slip purr.
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shout out to this card that cracked me up when i was 13
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
shout out to this card that cracked me up when i was 13
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the house has passed a resolution that they think pee is better than poo
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
the house has passed a resolution that they think pee is better than poo
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I’m starting to piece things together
I’ve connected the dots
I’ve connected the dots
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I’m starting to piece things together
I’ve connected the dots
I’ve connected the dots
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Pictured here: the actual piece of avocado toast that prevented me from financially achieving a home.
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Pictured here: the actual piece of avocado toast that prevented me from financially achieving a home.
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Catalina Caper.
what is the best musical of all time and please explain yourself so i know whether or not to be angry at you
November 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Catalina Caper.
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Oh, it's gonna happen.
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Oh, it's gonna happen.
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If I even kind of know you and you start watching Taskmaster you can ask for my number when you get to the “I only want to talk about Taskmaster” phase
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If I even kind of know you and you start watching Taskmaster you can ask for my number when you get to the “I only want to talk about Taskmaster” phase
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This isn't "internal recriminations." It's voters expressing overwhelming opposition to what the people they elected to represent them are doing, and anyone--either in journalism or politics--who characterizes it as infighting is either not seeing and hearing what's right in front of them or lying.
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This isn't "internal recriminations." It's voters expressing overwhelming opposition to what the people they elected to represent them are doing, and anyone--either in journalism or politics--who characterizes it as infighting is either not seeing and hearing what's right in front of them or lying.
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Also pretty revealing of the only thing they care about: securing our votes without doing much for them. Election is over, so why do anything we want them to
This article is probably true. It doesn't say he privately fought to extend the government shutdown beyond Sunday.
"...he was privately cajoling a group of moderates not to fold before November."
That's in line with reporting that said Dems wanted to get to election day, Nov. 4, before folding.
"...he was privately cajoling a group of moderates not to fold before November."
That's in line with reporting that said Dems wanted to get to election day, Nov. 4, before folding.
SCOOP: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Also pretty revealing of the only thing they care about: securing our votes without doing much for them. Election is over, so why do anything we want them to
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It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
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this fucking rules, take the time to add it to your day
In February, @subpop.bsky.social came to me with an idea that I found hard to resist: @clppng.bsky.social wanted to play the Tiny Desk, like, ON the actual desk... with MIDI-controlled robots striking coffee mugs and shaking paper clips.
It's finally here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0-k...
It's finally here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0-k...
clipping.: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
this fucking rules, take the time to add it to your day
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hamburger hinderer
October 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
hamburger hinderer
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The fact that we use "limey" as a pejorative when it came from trying to not get scurvy kind of makes it the 18th century version of "vaxxed?"
October 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The fact that we use "limey" as a pejorative when it came from trying to not get scurvy kind of makes it the 18th century version of "vaxxed?"
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The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.
October 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.
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I think Bluesky might have the best community culture of all platforms right now
May 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I think Bluesky might have the best community culture of all platforms right now
endeavour : inspector morse :: muppet babies : the muppet show
October 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
endeavour : inspector morse :: muppet babies : the muppet show
i absolutely love that this week’s episode of taskmaster has a museum heist in it. it’s like they willed the louvre into getting robbed purely through the power of comedy
October 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
i absolutely love that this week’s episode of taskmaster has a museum heist in it. it’s like they willed the louvre into getting robbed purely through the power of comedy
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It's always illuminating how the people who aren't used to being in danger respond to it in regards to (and usually directly affecting) the people who experience it more often.
October 22, 2025 at 7:05 AM
It's always illuminating how the people who aren't used to being in danger respond to it in regards to (and usually directly affecting) the people who experience it more often.
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“Hello, is this the Way Too On The Nose Symbolism Department? Great! I need a really, really on the nose image to represent US politics…”
NEW: After The Washington Post reported Monday on the demolition of the "East Wing facade," a new picture obtained by Law Dork that was taken on Tuesday shows that a substantial portion of the entirety of the East Wing has been demolished.
October 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
“Hello, is this the Way Too On The Nose Symbolism Department? Great! I need a really, really on the nose image to represent US politics…”
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These dumb motherfuckers crying about “purity tests.” Hey shithead, you know another way to say that? Does the candidate share my values? Does the candidate support something I diametrically oppose? Is the candidate willing to do some Nazi shit for non existent votes?
October 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
These dumb motherfuckers crying about “purity tests.” Hey shithead, you know another way to say that? Does the candidate share my values? Does the candidate support something I diametrically oppose? Is the candidate willing to do some Nazi shit for non existent votes?
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AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: I just got kicked in the head by a horse. I think I’ll go check the Discover Feed and reply to strangers’ posts there
October 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: I just got kicked in the head by a horse. I think I’ll go check the Discover Feed and reply to strangers’ posts there
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i imagine there’s about to be an influx of MAGA chuds spewing their bullshit but i really can’t stress enough that if we don’t give them oxygen, they’ll get bored and leave. block early and often.
i know the desire to fight with these sick freaks is strong but resist the urge and just block. it’s better for your brain.
October 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
i imagine there’s about to be an influx of MAGA chuds spewing their bullshit but i really can’t stress enough that if we don’t give them oxygen, they’ll get bored and leave. block early and often.