dan mcdermott
@adhesiveslipper.bsky.social
add he sieve slip purr.
shout out to this card that cracked me up when i was 13
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
shout out to this card that cracked me up when i was 13
good jorb lauern!
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
good jorb lauern!
ten years earlier we could’ve had the Blast Hardcheese Cinematic Universe
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
ten years earlier we could’ve had the Blast Hardcheese Cinematic Universe
one of my favorite lines in any ghostbusters movie
October 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
one of my favorite lines in any ghostbusters movie
there are so many photos on my phone that are dick-pic-coded but then it’s just kittens lol
October 15, 2025 at 11:38 AM
there are so many photos on my phone that are dick-pic-coded but then it’s just kittens lol
post you from a different era
October 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
post you from a different era
he must’ve been at the game with the lady from human resources
October 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
he must’ve been at the game with the lady from human resources
me realizing i’m starting to talk about the patriots the way jason mendoza talked about the jaguars
September 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
me realizing i’m starting to talk about the patriots the way jason mendoza talked about the jaguars
i do not like this sweaty dugtrio
August 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
i do not like this sweaty dugtrio
choosing to believe that it’s just like autism except you get to hit people with a big hammer
August 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
choosing to believe that it’s just like autism except you get to hit people with a big hammer
i would never claim that patriots fans aren’t excitable weirdos, but i also think that some of the “trade joe milton for a first-rounder” stuff was just pure Madden Brain. as far as that game is concerned, milton is just about equal in talent to cam ward and jj mccarthy
August 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
i would never claim that patriots fans aren’t excitable weirdos, but i also think that some of the “trade joe milton for a first-rounder” stuff was just pure Madden Brain. as far as that game is concerned, milton is just about equal in talent to cam ward and jj mccarthy
help, i am so very old
August 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
help, i am so very old
eBay needs to calm the hell down
August 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
eBay needs to calm the hell down
“listen up snowflakes you’re gonna need to learn how to accept some things you aren’t gonna like and you need to stop crying about it!”
*can only handle <one hour of criticism before he declares everybody a bunch of meanies and fucking flounces off the entire website*
*can only handle <one hour of criticism before he declares everybody a bunch of meanies and fucking flounces off the entire website*
August 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
“listen up snowflakes you’re gonna need to learn how to accept some things you aren’t gonna like and you need to stop crying about it!”
*can only handle <one hour of criticism before he declares everybody a bunch of meanies and fucking flounces off the entire website*
*can only handle <one hour of criticism before he declares everybody a bunch of meanies and fucking flounces off the entire website*
yes hello, have you been helped?
July 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
yes hello, have you been helped?
a thing that always disturbs me: the worst people always believe that they are normal, and that everybody else is actually as bad as them, but are either keeping it a secret or just ignorant to it.
July 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
a thing that always disturbs me: the worst people always believe that they are normal, and that everybody else is actually as bad as them, but are either keeping it a secret or just ignorant to it.
“Gamers expose your gaming habits, share your top 12 most played Steam games…”
my list isn’t too shocking unless you can see how many hours i have actually spent in 7DtD, lol
my list isn’t too shocking unless you can see how many hours i have actually spent in 7DtD, lol
July 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
“Gamers expose your gaming habits, share your top 12 most played Steam games…”
my list isn’t too shocking unless you can see how many hours i have actually spent in 7DtD, lol
my list isn’t too shocking unless you can see how many hours i have actually spent in 7DtD, lol