i’m glad i’m not the only person whose mind went immediately to this card lol

the house has passed a resolution that they think pee is better than poo

trying to get the expensive guy healthy for the playoffs is probably the right move

realizing that i still only own this figure as a junky key-chain…

yeah, i tend to think most “nepo baby” talk is pretty ridiculous, but i do believe that we should prioritize some politicians who actually know what it’s like to rent an apartment or shop at a grocery store.

good jorb lauern!

honestly i think my friends and i were like that with magic cards and stuff when i was 13? constantly poring over the price guides in wizard magazine, doing complex trades where half the time we were trying to scam each other, sinking hundreds of dollars into the hobby even when it made us sad, etc

ten years earlier we could’ve had the Blast Hardcheese Cinematic Universe

same. it’s really nice to see rookies make big plays like that, though. i’m not riding the super bowl/mvp hopium wave yet, but that part does bode well for the future.

i fucking HATE being told that trump is my fault because even though i voted for clinton and biden and harris, i didn’t do it ENTHUSIASTICALLY enough

they definitely are wearing tuxedos

if trans women are so fucking dominant in women’s sports, why aren’t they at the top of every women’s sport they’ve ever been allowed to play in? you don’t actually give a shit about “facts” you just like being an asshole to trans people on the internet

fact: you’re a bigoted piece of shit