Silly Rookie
@sillyrookie.bsky.social
Creator of '32 Kickup and Strike Engine. He/him. Canon Nihilist, Board Game Anarchist, Kuuga Evangelist 👍. 日本語は少し分かります。
#32kickup #sketchbook
#32kickup #sketchbook
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valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.
February 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.
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10 pm bedtime total cultural victory
February 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
10 pm bedtime total cultural victory
It's so awesome that making lore for milk and glue mascots just used to be a job.
Later investigation shows that Elmer is an unpatriotic schlub who resents rationing, a theme revisited frequently.
Here, for example, Elmer wishes to sleep without hearing about Borden milk and Elsie invokes both the soldiers and her mother.
Here, for example, Elmer wishes to sleep without hearing about Borden milk and Elsie invokes both the soldiers and her mother.
February 14, 2026 at 7:47 PM
It's so awesome that making lore for milk and glue mascots just used to be a job.
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ICYMI, this thread and the quoted post document my descent into madness re: anthropomorphic cow mascots.
I regret to inform you that I have gone further down the terrible rabbit hole that is Elsie the Cow.
If you squint at enough eBay listings trying to read the words, you find a saga of a marriage gone mad.
If you squint at enough eBay listings trying to read the words, you find a saga of a marriage gone mad.
This morning, I got distracted while eating cheese because I remembered that the laughing cow is named Elsie and is married to Elmer the cow on the glue labels. To doublecheck that I hadn’t hallucinated that, I looked it up and fell down a dark internet rabbit hole.
February 14, 2026 at 7:37 PM
ICYMI, this thread and the quoted post document my descent into madness re: anthropomorphic cow mascots.
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Oh, maybe you’re thinking of this one
February 14, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Oh, maybe you’re thinking of this one
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A thing to ask yourself every single time you see any article about any product is:
"Who paid to get this write-up?"
I don't mean literally who paid the news venue/writer. I mean who paid for the publicity campaign. Think about how much they paid. Think about the mechanisms for making this happen.
"Who paid to get this write-up?"
I don't mean literally who paid the news venue/writer. I mean who paid for the publicity campaign. Think about how much they paid. Think about the mechanisms for making this happen.
Nike's battery-powered footwear system, which propels wearers forward, is part of a broader push to help humans move farther and faster.
'E-bike for your feet': How bionic sneakers could change human mobility
Nike's battery-powered footwear system, which propels wearers forward, is part of a broader push to help humans move farther and faster.
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February 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
A thing to ask yourself every single time you see any article about any product is:
"Who paid to get this write-up?"
I don't mean literally who paid the news venue/writer. I mean who paid for the publicity campaign. Think about how much they paid. Think about the mechanisms for making this happen.
"Who paid to get this write-up?"
I don't mean literally who paid the news venue/writer. I mean who paid for the publicity campaign. Think about how much they paid. Think about the mechanisms for making this happen.
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Wallpaper of Shadow, Rouge and Omega, released for 'Sonic '06'.
February 14, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Wallpaper of Shadow, Rouge and Omega, released for 'Sonic '06'.
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Our broken justice system is going to lead us to the point where people are reminded why you need a functional one. It’ll just be Wild West/Punisher shit after a certain point Mario’s brother in every neighborhood
She fucking killed an entire family while speeding in her Mercedes SUV and they’re not going to even take her license away??
February 14, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Our broken justice system is going to lead us to the point where people are reminded why you need a functional one. It’ll just be Wild West/Punisher shit after a certain point Mario’s brother in every neighborhood
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another guy who never protested before radicalized to the point of tears by watching masked ICE agents terrify children in his neighborhood
the Republicans are not ready or mentally capable of comprehending the backlash they have generated
the Republicans are not ready or mentally capable of comprehending the backlash they have generated
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
another guy who never protested before radicalized to the point of tears by watching masked ICE agents terrify children in his neighborhood
the Republicans are not ready or mentally capable of comprehending the backlash they have generated
the Republicans are not ready or mentally capable of comprehending the backlash they have generated
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king kai: what i like about you goku, is i can tell you i invented the hamburger, and you'll believe it
goku: you invented the hamburger?
king kai: absolutely
goku: wow!
goku: you invented the hamburger?
king kai: absolutely
goku: wow!
February 14, 2026 at 1:56 PM
king kai: what i like about you goku, is i can tell you i invented the hamburger, and you'll believe it
goku: you invented the hamburger?
king kai: absolutely
goku: wow!
goku: you invented the hamburger?
king kai: absolutely
goku: wow!
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conservative america is so brain-broken it can't understand a message of open arms is more attractive to customers than unreconstructed, mouth-foaming bigotry
February 14, 2026 at 2:03 PM
conservative america is so brain-broken it can't understand a message of open arms is more attractive to customers than unreconstructed, mouth-foaming bigotry
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I’m not happy with the husky lad overall but I still think he’s 10x better than Newsom in the sense that he isn’t bothering at all with appealing to right wing podcasters. That’s just disqualifying
Intentionally or not, Pritzker and Newsom are in a kind of shadow war over who will be the most prominent obstacle to Trump. And it’s pushing both men to create modes of pro-immigration politics that carry lessons for political battles to come. trib.al/G3ARFbt
February 14, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I’m not happy with the husky lad overall but I still think he’s 10x better than Newsom in the sense that he isn’t bothering at all with appealing to right wing podcasters. That’s just disqualifying
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Can’t even sell your pasta sauce on account of anti-pedophile wokes
Jimmy Fallon Kills Planned Pasta Sauce Line With Pal Tommy Mottola as Epstein Friendship Is Revealed
Jimmy Fallon Kills Planned Pasta Sauce Line With Pal Tommy Mottola as Epstein Friendship Is Revealed
A planned collaboration between late night host Jimmy Fallon and powerful entertainment executive Tommy Mottola to launch a branded line of pasta sauces is now kaput as the entertainment mogul’s name is being discovered all over the Epstein Files, exposing his close relationship with the late financier and convicted sex offender and trafficker.
bit.ly
February 14, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Can’t even sell your pasta sauce on account of anti-pedophile wokes
I forgot it was made by the people who made fucking Bubsy.
February 14, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I forgot it was made by the people who made fucking Bubsy.
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BALLZ 3D: THE BATTLE OF THE BALLS
February 14, 2026 at 12:38 PM
BALLZ 3D: THE BATTLE OF THE BALLS
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Found this piece Osamu Tezuka drew and something tells me he had some professional jealousy towards the Ultraman series.
February 13, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Found this piece Osamu Tezuka drew and something tells me he had some professional jealousy towards the Ultraman series.
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thats real junji neato
February 14, 2026 at 5:51 AM
thats real junji neato
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My dog looks like a medieval drawing of a lion
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My dog looks like a medieval drawing of a lion
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no foreign foe has ever dreamed of being able to sack and pillaging this country the way Trump admin and its congressional and scotus enablers do every day.
A leading American research lab is slated to lose its critical supercomputing facility, according to a letter released by the National Science Foundation.https://cnn.it/3MoF7zU
February 14, 2026 at 3:43 AM
no foreign foe has ever dreamed of being able to sack and pillaging this country the way Trump admin and its congressional and scotus enablers do every day.
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Wow. WOW. That’s a lot of free cartoons.
In cartoon news, Tubi just revealed practically the entirety of the classic Warner Bros/Hanna-Barbera/Cartoon Network library is coming to the platform this March.
For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.
For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.
February 14, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Wow. WOW. That’s a lot of free cartoons.
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keep it shut down until 2029
BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shuts down due to lack of funding
February 14, 2026 at 5:47 AM
keep it shut down until 2029
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So I looked, so you don't have to.
72% of teens have *tried* it. Regular use is lower. Generally it's only about 1/3 of teens mucking with this nonsense.
There's no measure for adults provided.
Yet another NYT reporter baiting for clicks.
www.commonsensemedia.org/sites/defaul...
72% of teens have *tried* it. Regular use is lower. Generally it's only about 1/3 of teens mucking with this nonsense.
There's no measure for adults provided.
Yet another NYT reporter baiting for clicks.
www.commonsensemedia.org/sites/defaul...
![“72% of American teens have turned to AI for companionship…When you talk thru a fight w/your partner or listen to a friend complain,you strengthen the muscles that form the foundation of human intimacy…How much of our capacity to connect w/other human[s]…atrophies when we don’t have to work at it?”🧪
Opinion | ‘We’re All Polyamorous Now. It’s You, Me and the A.I.’
www.nytimes.com
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February 14, 2026 at 6:10 AM
So I looked, so you don't have to.
72% of teens have *tried* it. Regular use is lower. Generally it's only about 1/3 of teens mucking with this nonsense.
There's no measure for adults provided.
Yet another NYT reporter baiting for clicks.
www.commonsensemedia.org/sites/defaul...
72% of teens have *tried* it. Regular use is lower. Generally it's only about 1/3 of teens mucking with this nonsense.
There's no measure for adults provided.
Yet another NYT reporter baiting for clicks.
www.commonsensemedia.org/sites/defaul...
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It would be infuriatingly funny if Trump outlived Vance.
February 14, 2026 at 5:03 AM
It would be infuriatingly funny if Trump outlived Vance.
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JD vance hasn’t tweeted at all in over a week lol
February 14, 2026 at 5:01 AM
JD vance hasn’t tweeted at all in over a week lol