Rebecca Schoenkopf
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I'm Rebecca, from Wonkette: 2004-still exists.
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Trump now threatening to kill Delcy Rodriguez if she doesn't do what he says. Uh oh, he big mad. Is he realizing he got played for a fucking fool yet again?
Remember this from last year? This has "Ric Grenell's drug deal" written all over it.
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Remember this from last year? This has "Ric Grenell's drug deal" written all over it.
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Your Latest Trump Regime Amateur Hour, Courtesy Of Marco Rubio And Ric Grenell!
Nailing it, guys.
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January 4, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Trump now threatening to kill Delcy Rodriguez if she doesn't do what he says. Uh oh, he big mad. Is he realizing he got played for a fucking fool yet again?
Remember this from last year? This has "Ric Grenell's drug deal" written all over it.
www.wonkette.com/p/your-lates...
Remember this from last year? This has "Ric Grenell's drug deal" written all over it.
www.wonkette.com/p/your-lates...
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"WE WILL NEVER AGAIN BE SLAVES."
Boy, you ****ed with the wrong one.
Boy, you ****ed with the wrong one.
January 3, 2026 at 7:37 PM
"WE WILL NEVER AGAIN BE SLAVES."
Boy, you ****ed with the wrong one.
Boy, you ****ed with the wrong one.
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A college sophomore at an Occupy rally could not have generated such a grotesque outsized caricature of US imperialism
Trump: "We're going to have our very large United States oil companies go in, spend billions of dollars, fix the badly broken infrastructure and start making money for the country. And we are ready to stage a second and much larger attack if we need to do so."
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
A college sophomore at an Occupy rally could not have generated such a grotesque outsized caricature of US imperialism
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Trump is really fighting to keep his eyes open while Caine goes on and on
January 3, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Trump is really fighting to keep his eyes open while Caine goes on and on
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You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty
Vance pushes back and says this was not illegal, arguing "Maduro has multiple indictments in the United States for narcoterrorism. You don't get to avoid justice for drug trafficking in the United States because you live in a palace in Caracas."
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty
what the fuuuuuuuuckkkkkkk
January 3, 2026 at 10:38 AM
what the fuuuuuuuuckkkkkkk
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Wonkette's countdown to sneaking 2025 out a back door in a Hefty bag continues.
2025: The Year The USA Got Infected With Both Measles And Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
2025: The Year The USA Got Infected With Both Measles And Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
2025: The Year The USA Got Infected With Both Measles And Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
One could cause hearing and vision loss, the other may make you pray for them.
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December 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Wonkette's countdown to sneaking 2025 out a back door in a Hefty bag continues.
2025: The Year The USA Got Infected With Both Measles And Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
www.wonkette.com/p/2025-the-y...
By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
2025: The Year The USA Got Infected With Both Measles And Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
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2025 sucked.
In hopes of a better 2026, I am pleased to present the 5th annual batshittery bingo card.
In hopes of a better 2026, I am pleased to present the 5th annual batshittery bingo card.
December 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
2025 sucked.
In hopes of a better 2026, I am pleased to present the 5th annual batshittery bingo card.
In hopes of a better 2026, I am pleased to present the 5th annual batshittery bingo card.
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Wonkette's New Year's Eve Countdown begins here!
2025: We're Still Alive, She Said*
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
2025: We're Still Alive, She Said*
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
2025: We're Still Alive, She Said*
*See terms and conditions. May not apply.
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December 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Wonkette's New Year's Eve Countdown begins here!
2025: We're Still Alive, She Said*
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
2025: We're Still Alive, She Said*
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
THE WRONG KID DIED. people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Attacks Kennedy Family on Truth Social Hours After Death of JFK's Granddaughter Tatiana Schlossberg
Donald Trump shared posts mocking the Kennedy family on social media hours after they announced the death of Caroline Kennedy's daughter, Tatiana Schlossberg
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December 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
THE WRONG KID DIED. people.com/donald-trump...
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A far more amusing take than I could ever render! “Ric Grenell Throws Tantrum Over Canceled Kennedy Center Concert, Other Acts Quickly Cancel As Well To Spite Him”
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Ric Grenell Throws Tantrum Over Canceled Kennedy Center Concert, Other Acts Quickly Cancel As Well To Spite Him
The real cancel culture.
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December 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
A far more amusing take than I could ever render! “Ric Grenell Throws Tantrum Over Canceled Kennedy Center Concert, Other Acts Quickly Cancel As Well To Spite Him”
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Whenever we're out of this shit the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau should be built into an absolutely nightmare bureaucratic goliath. Increase the original funding by a million times and hire thousands of staffers trying to fuck shit up for business.
December 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Whenever we're out of this shit the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau should be built into an absolutely nightmare bureaucratic goliath. Increase the original funding by a million times and hire thousands of staffers trying to fuck shit up for business.
Goddammit, I'm finally reading her New Yorker piece. It's wonderful. She's wonderful.
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A Battle with My Blood
When I was diagnosed with leukemia, my first thought was that this couldn’t be happening to me, to my family.
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December 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Goddammit, I'm finally reading her New Yorker piece. It's wonderful. She's wonderful.
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
My good son Jimmy did a fucking outstanding job on Xmas eve dinner. I did the cranberry sauce and then baked it into that hilarious pie
December 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My good son Jimmy did a fucking outstanding job on Xmas eve dinner. I did the cranberry sauce and then baked it into that hilarious pie
Naaaadja digs it
December 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Naaaadja digs it
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I wrote a little thing about "Fairytale of New York" and about hope for a better year, but mostly I wanted to share the rendition of the song played at Shane MacGowan's funeral in 2023 because it's so beautiful. Happy Christmas, I love ya baby. dansinker.com/posts/2025-1...
I've got a feeling / This year's for me and you | dansinker.com
dansinker.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I wrote a little thing about "Fairytale of New York" and about hope for a better year, but mostly I wanted to share the rendition of the song played at Shane MacGowan's funeral in 2023 because it's so beautiful. Happy Christmas, I love ya baby. dansinker.com/posts/2025-1...
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I got a believe he's doing something
a man in a car says " i 'm doing "
Alt: a man in a car says " i 'm doing "
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December 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I got a believe he's doing something
Had a dinner date with my daughter and kept trying to creep shot *over and over again* this Tim Robinson motherfucker waiting on the next table but he kept blurring into a ghost. I sent this one to Shy: “look behind her.” Reply: WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING WAITING TABLES.
December 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Had a dinner date with my daughter and kept trying to creep shot *over and over again* this Tim Robinson motherfucker waiting on the next table but he kept blurring into a ghost. I sent this one to Shy: “look behind her.” Reply: WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING WAITING TABLES.
well hot damn. Ted Cruz's dad did the Black Dahlia murder.
December 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
well hot damn. Ted Cruz's dad did the Black Dahlia murder.
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David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
December 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.