Rebecca Schoenkopf
@wonkette.bsky.social
I'm Rebecca, from Wonkette: 2004-still exists.
I love it when there's one million five star reviews of a thing and then somebody's like FUCK THAT THING. And then you go look at their reviews and they're *ALL* FUCK THAT THING.
Some people just don't have a good time!
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Some people just don't have a good time!
www.tripadvisor.com/Profile/Speg...
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January 17, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I love it when there's one million five star reviews of a thing and then somebody's like FUCK THAT THING. And then you go look at their reviews and they're *ALL* FUCK THAT THING.
Some people just don't have a good time!
www.tripadvisor.com/Profile/Speg...
Some people just don't have a good time!
www.tripadvisor.com/Profile/Speg...
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Fraud is a serious crime that merits laying siege to an entire city and collectively punishing every immigrant from Somalia.
It's also a crime for which you can be pardoned and relieved of compensating your victims, so long as some of the money you stole finds its way to the president.
It's also a crime for which you can be pardoned and relieved of compensating your victims, so long as some of the money you stole finds its way to the president.
Trump Sets Fraudster Free From Prison for a Second Time
www.nytimes.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Fraud is a serious crime that merits laying siege to an entire city and collectively punishing every immigrant from Somalia.
It's also a crime for which you can be pardoned and relieved of compensating your victims, so long as some of the money you stole finds its way to the president.
It's also a crime for which you can be pardoned and relieved of compensating your victims, so long as some of the money you stole finds its way to the president.
they really are; they even were mean to Scott Adams dying. Let's all buy a hard copy People mag sometime in the next couple weeks. It wouldn't take much in the current magazine environment to make a HUGE difference in their bottom line.
I bought a @peoplemag.bsky.social at the checkout for the first time in 20 years. Two reasons:
Fran Drescher yelling, "You can't stop me!"
and the fact they keep doing the work alongside Wired and Teen Vogue (RIP).
Fran Drescher yelling, "You can't stop me!"
and the fact they keep doing the work alongside Wired and Teen Vogue (RIP).
January 16, 2026 at 8:52 PM
they really are; they even were mean to Scott Adams dying. Let's all buy a hard copy People mag sometime in the next couple weeks. It wouldn't take much in the current magazine environment to make a HUGE difference in their bottom line.
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The American Psycho business card scene but it's just people in Minnesota comparing their whistles
January 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
The American Psycho business card scene but it's just people in Minnesota comparing their whistles
That's for PRESIDENTS ONLY.
Leavitt complains that protesters are pointing their middle fingers at ICE vehicles
January 16, 2026 at 8:11 PM
That's for PRESIDENTS ONLY.
the whole Karen concept is being rebranded to "standing up for yourself, others, and all of your rights."
(Gonna need a whole new name for "being racist to children and teens.)
(Gonna need a whole new name for "being racist to children and teens.)
Just channeled my inner Karen and got my apartment leasing office to give me 6 weeks of free rent for re-signing
It also helps that downtown San Diego is like, the one neighborhood in the whole city where new units are constantly being built, and supply is much higher 🙌
It also helps that downtown San Diego is like, the one neighborhood in the whole city where new units are constantly being built, and supply is much higher 🙌
January 16, 2026 at 8:07 PM
the whole Karen concept is being rebranded to "standing up for yourself, others, and all of your rights."
(Gonna need a whole new name for "being racist to children and teens.)
(Gonna need a whole new name for "being racist to children and teens.)
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Oh, no
Did they suffer any internal bleeding
Did they suffer any internal bleeding
January 15, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Oh, no
Did they suffer any internal bleeding
Did they suffer any internal bleeding
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When Will US Invade Greenland? What Channel Is Greenland Invasion On? Where Can I Get 'Invade Greenland' T-Shirts?
AI slop T-shirts are already out there, and they suck.
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January 15, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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"The 'Trump’s Razor corollary': Whatever your wackiest radical leftist friend thinks Trump is doing is correct."
This is from @wonkette.bsky.social of @wonkettemedia.bsky.social, recommending this @paulwaldman.bsky.social piece:
paulwaldman.substack.com/p/trump-is-p...
This is from @wonkette.bsky.social of @wonkettemedia.bsky.social, recommending this @paulwaldman.bsky.social piece:
paulwaldman.substack.com/p/trump-is-p...
Trump Is Proving the Wacky Lefties Right
No blood for oil? Abolish ICE? What used to be far-left ideas are now just sensible responses to this administration.
paulwaldman.substack.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:36 AM
"The 'Trump’s Razor corollary': Whatever your wackiest radical leftist friend thinks Trump is doing is correct."
This is from @wonkette.bsky.social of @wonkettemedia.bsky.social, recommending this @paulwaldman.bsky.social piece:
paulwaldman.substack.com/p/trump-is-p...
This is from @wonkette.bsky.social of @wonkettemedia.bsky.social, recommending this @paulwaldman.bsky.social piece:
paulwaldman.substack.com/p/trump-is-p...
I really loved episode 5 of the gay hockey men show.
Think I'll go watch some more gay hockey men.
Night.
Think I'll go watch some more gay hockey men.
Night.
January 15, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I really loved episode 5 of the gay hockey men show.
Think I'll go watch some more gay hockey men.
Night.
Think I'll go watch some more gay hockey men.
Night.
"to combat antisemitism" www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
UPenn faculty condemn Trump administration’s demand for ‘lists of Jews’
Groups say EEOC demand for names and personal details echoes dark history and threatens safety and civil rights
www.theguardian.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:05 AM
"to combat antisemitism" www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Lie lie lie, lie lie lie lie lie lie lie, lie lie lie, lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie.
BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good last week in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.
ICE agent who shot Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, officials say
Jonathan Ross, who shot Renee Good in Minneapolis last week, suffered internal bleeding after the incident, two officials said, though it's not clear how extensive the bleeding was.
cbsn.ws
January 14, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Lie lie lie, lie lie lie lie lie lie lie, lie lie lie, lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie.
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The teams for World War III are Calvinball: Denmark, Sweden, Iran, Nigeria, Will Stancil, Canada, Ukraine, Brazil, transsexuals, and the second Star Wars sequel trilogy movie versus USA, Israel, El Salvador, 4chan, incels, Hungary, and Chick-Fil-A.
January 14, 2026 at 9:17 PM
The teams for World War III are Calvinball: Denmark, Sweden, Iran, Nigeria, Will Stancil, Canada, Ukraine, Brazil, transsexuals, and the second Star Wars sequel trilogy movie versus USA, Israel, El Salvador, 4chan, incels, Hungary, and Chick-Fil-A.
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It's your Wednesday morning news roundup!
Pedo Protector! Tabs, Wed., Jan. 14, 2026
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
Pedo Protector! Tabs, Wed., Jan. 14, 2026
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
Pedo Protector! Tabs, Wed., Jan. 14, 2026
Morning news roundup!
www.wonkette.com
January 14, 2026 at 1:16 PM
It's your Wednesday morning news roundup!
Pedo Protector! Tabs, Wed., Jan. 14, 2026
www.wonkette.com/p/pedo-prote...
By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
Pedo Protector! Tabs, Wed., Jan. 14, 2026
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
LOL. "No! the media collectively shrieked. We shan't!"
Ladies and gentlemen, the funniest writer in America. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/b...
Ladies and gentlemen, the funniest writer in America. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/b...
January 13, 2026 at 2:54 PM
LOL. "No! the media collectively shrieked. We shan't!"
Ladies and gentlemen, the funniest writer in America. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/b...
Ladies and gentlemen, the funniest writer in America. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/b...
Boycott. For. EVER.
“Target declined to comment”
A Minnesota state representative said two Richfield Target employees detained by U.S. Border Patrol on Jan. 8 were U.S. citizens and were both injured in the incident.
January 13, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Boycott. For. EVER.
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the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun
January 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun
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One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com
i BEEN saying!
At least give a Pulitzer Prize to Atrios or Willis or @elietenenbaum.bsky.social or the @lawyersgunsmoney01.bsky.social crowd, or @wonkette.bsky.social . Seriously!
January 12, 2026 at 9:50 PM
i BEEN saying!
January 12, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I award this lady all the Grammys
Oh my god this lady rules. I love this.
Just make fun of these poseurs.
Just make fun of these poseurs.
January 12, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I award this lady all the Grammys
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OK, YOU should still absolutely not release a video talking about the charges against you. Powell gets the one-in-a-million exception because he knows what he’s doing and is resisting authoritarian trash.
January 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
OK, YOU should still absolutely not release a video talking about the charges against you. Powell gets the one-in-a-million exception because he knows what he’s doing and is resisting authoritarian trash.
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For those wondering this is seemingly a reference to the shooting of an off-duty ICE officer during a botched robbery last year. The officer was shot in the face but survived.
Noem proceeded to lie about someone who was shot in the face by an on-duty ICE officer last week and did not survive.
Noem proceeded to lie about someone who was shot in the face by an on-duty ICE officer last week and did not survive.
DHS has rolled out a new slogan;
"One of ours
All of yours"
On the heels of ICE agents threatening protesters and telling them they "should have learned a lesson"; this is your tax dollars paying for your government promising to kill you. This is why we must keep fighting. ~AdminMatt
"One of ours
All of yours"
On the heels of ICE agents threatening protesters and telling them they "should have learned a lesson"; this is your tax dollars paying for your government promising to kill you. This is why we must keep fighting. ~AdminMatt
January 11, 2026 at 12:38 AM
For those wondering this is seemingly a reference to the shooting of an off-duty ICE officer during a botched robbery last year. The officer was shot in the face but survived.
Noem proceeded to lie about someone who was shot in the face by an on-duty ICE officer last week and did not survive.
Noem proceeded to lie about someone who was shot in the face by an on-duty ICE officer last week and did not survive.
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All real estate ads should be this good
January 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
All real estate ads should be this good