Rebecca Schoenkopf
@wonkette.bsky.social
I'm Rebecca, from Wonkette: 2004-still exists.
it is morally good, it is socially good, it is food-good, and it is good *for our wallets*, and the people last year who jumped on people for noting that immigration is good for the economy because that was dehumanizing immigrants, and the people who listened to them, I think were wrong!
Immigration ✨ IS A GOOD THING ✨
They don’t want LEGAL immigration either, in case there were still any doubts.
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
it is morally good, it is socially good, it is food-good, and it is good *for our wallets*, and the people last year who jumped on people for noting that immigration is good for the economy because that was dehumanizing immigrants, and the people who listened to them, I think were wrong!
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They did this today www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/t...
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
They did this today www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/t...
what animal-chopping-up lunatic do I have to fuck around here to get a glowup in the NYT?
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
what animal-chopping-up lunatic do I have to fuck around here to get a glowup in the NYT?
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She vaped, sexily, before driving away, in a somehow sexy manner. "Wow," I thought. "Pretty sexy, right?" she yelled as she peeled off. In the passenger seat lay a severed human head. That was probably nothing. She also wore a cool leather jacket by the way. I was supposed to say that earlier
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
She vaped, sexily, before driving away, in a somehow sexy manner. "Wow," I thought. "Pretty sexy, right?" she yelled as she peeled off. In the passenger seat lay a severed human head. That was probably nothing. She also wore a cool leather jacket by the way. I was supposed to say that earlier
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Her parents chipped in to help cover childcare, because getting by in Seattle is hard. Fox News says that makes her an elitist who's completely out of touch with struggling voters.
'Seattle's Mamdani' Katie Wilson Clinches Mayor Win, Fox News Being Super Normal!
www.wonkette.com/p/seattles-m...
'Seattle's Mamdani' Katie Wilson Clinches Mayor Win, Fox News Being Super Normal!
www.wonkette.com/p/seattles-m...
'Seattle's Mamdani' Katie Wilson Clinches Mayor Win, Fox News Being Super Normal!
Lady Mamdani, Space Needle at your feet ...
www.wonkette.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Her parents chipped in to help cover childcare, because getting by in Seattle is hard. Fox News says that makes her an elitist who's completely out of touch with struggling voters.
'Seattle's Mamdani' Katie Wilson Clinches Mayor Win, Fox News Being Super Normal!
www.wonkette.com/p/seattles-m...
'Seattle's Mamdani' Katie Wilson Clinches Mayor Win, Fox News Being Super Normal!
www.wonkette.com/p/seattles-m...
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@wonkette.bsky.social
Vintage Wonkette mug!
Vintage Wonkette mug!
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
@wonkette.bsky.social
Vintage Wonkette mug!
Vintage Wonkette mug!
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Cheryl Hines have some dignity challenge
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Cheryl Hines have some dignity challenge
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"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 AM
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
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Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup!
COVER-UP. Tabs, Fri., Nov. 14, 2025
www.wonkette.com/p/cover-up-t...
By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
COVER-UP. Tabs, Fri., Nov. 14, 2025
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
COVER-UP. Tabs, Fri., Nov. 14, 2025
Morning news roundup! Things to read!
www.wonkette.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup!
COVER-UP. Tabs, Fri., Nov. 14, 2025
www.wonkette.com/p/cover-up-t...
By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
COVER-UP. Tabs, Fri., Nov. 14, 2025
www.wonkette.com/p/cover-up-t...
By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
"reading this prose is like being suffocated with a pillow."
and that's how I knew it was Thomas Chatterton Williams.
and that's how I knew it was Thomas Chatterton Williams.
reading this prose is like being suffocated with a pillow
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"reading this prose is like being suffocated with a pillow."
and that's how I knew it was Thomas Chatterton Williams.
and that's how I knew it was Thomas Chatterton Williams.
that's what I meant, not Bulworth.
Bulworth was a real assassination not a fake one.
How dare you all have liked my incorrect skeet.
Bulworth was a real assassination not a fake one.
How dare you all have liked my incorrect skeet.
Bob Roberts time?
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
that's what I meant, not Bulworth.
Bulworth was a real assassination not a fake one.
How dare you all have liked my incorrect skeet.
Bulworth was a real assassination not a fake one.
How dare you all have liked my incorrect skeet.
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Sean Hannity Learns All About The Epstein Files!
(With the help of liberal radio superhero @stephaniemiller.bsky.social!)
www.wonkette.com/p/sean-hanni...
(With the help of liberal radio superhero @stephaniemiller.bsky.social!)
www.wonkette.com/p/sean-hanni...
Sean Hannity Learns All About The Epstein Files!
With the help of liberal radio superhero Stephanie Miller.
www.wonkette.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Sean Hannity Learns All About The Epstein Files!
(With the help of liberal radio superhero @stephaniemiller.bsky.social!)
www.wonkette.com/p/sean-hanni...
(With the help of liberal radio superhero @stephaniemiller.bsky.social!)
www.wonkette.com/p/sean-hanni...
everybody be ready for a Bulworth-style fake assassination attempt for Subject-Changing purposes
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
everybody be ready for a Bulworth-style fake assassination attempt for Subject-Changing purposes
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
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It's your Thursday morning news roundup!
Dirty Deeds. Don: Dirt Cheap. Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 13, 2025
www.wonkette.com/p/dirty-deed...
By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
Dirty Deeds. Don: Dirt Cheap. Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 13, 2025
www.wonkette.com/p/dirty-deed...
By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
Dirty Deeds. Don: Dirt Cheap. Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 13, 2025
Morning news roundup and things to read!
www.wonkette.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
It's your Thursday morning news roundup!
Dirty Deeds. Don: Dirt Cheap. Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 13, 2025
www.wonkette.com/p/dirty-deed...
By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
Dirty Deeds. Don: Dirt Cheap. Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 13, 2025
www.wonkette.com/p/dirty-deed...
By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
"suzlberger"
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
"suzlberger"
the Nazis are marching in Skokie again.
CBP has been hitting Skokie, outside of Chicago, hard today. At 10:45 today, they jumped out of their vehicles and arrested a man on Lincoln Ave.
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the Nazis are marching in Skokie again.
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he’s right. cut the middlemen out of the equation and put everyone on Medicare
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
he’s right. cut the middlemen out of the equation and put everyone on Medicare
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
FALSE ALARM FALSE ALARM, STEPHEN MILLER DID NOT COME TO ANYONE'S AID, RESUME THE POSITION.
sheeit, even Stephen Miller is helping the guy (or looking for his carotid)
[Corrected: When originally posted, I mistakenly described the fainter as "a drug-company exec."]
A little while ago, a man fainted in the Oval Office, and several people standing nearby—executives, WH staffers—came over to help. But look at Trump's reaction.
www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-...
A little while ago, a man fainted in the Oval Office, and several people standing nearby—executives, WH staffers—came over to help. But look at Trump's reaction.
www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-...
November 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
FALSE ALARM FALSE ALARM, STEPHEN MILLER DID NOT COME TO ANYONE'S AID, RESUME THE POSITION.
sheeit, even Stephen Miller is helping the guy (or looking for his carotid)
[Corrected: When originally posted, I mistakenly described the fainter as "a drug-company exec."]
A little while ago, a man fainted in the Oval Office, and several people standing nearby—executives, WH staffers—came over to help. But look at Trump's reaction.
www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-...
A little while ago, a man fainted in the Oval Office, and several people standing nearby—executives, WH staffers—came over to help. But look at Trump's reaction.
www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-...
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
sheeit, even Stephen Miller is helping the guy (or looking for his carotid)
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I've seen this go by a few times on TikTok now and I have to say, I love this idea. We need a way to convince people to keep running even if they don't win, maybe building the loss into it as a troll move is the secret.
November 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I've seen this go by a few times on TikTok now and I have to say, I love this idea. We need a way to convince people to keep running even if they don't win, maybe building the loss into it as a troll move is the secret.