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Trump Pardons All His Election-Stealing Pals, Because Of Course
Guess we all knew this was coming.

By @marciej.bsky.social

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Trump Pardons All His Election-Stealing Pals, Because Of Course
Guess we all knew this was coming.
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November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Happy Monday, Here Is Your Latest Nancy Mace WTF HOLY SH*T
That is some filthy swampwater down there!

By @marciej.bsky.social

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Happy Monday, Here Is Your Latest Nancy Mace WTF HOLY SH*T
That is some filthy swampwater down there!
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November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Trump Can't WAIT For America To Starve Or Go Broke On Healthcare
The shutdown may be ending, but there's no good news for The Groceries

By @marciej.bsky.social

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Trump Can't WAIT For America To Starve Or Go Broke On Healthcare
The shutdown may be ending, but there's no good news for The Groceries
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November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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All-American Fiddlebritches! Tabs, Mon., Nov. 10, 2025
News and things to read and watch!

By @marciej.bsky.social

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All-American Fiddlebritches! Tabs, Mon., Nov. 10, 2025
News and things to read and watch!
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November 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Lemon Meringue Martinis!
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By Hooper, Your Bartender @samuraigrog.bsky.social
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Lemon Meringue Martinis!
Now made with Super Juice!
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November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Trump Pardons More Republicans After They Show Remorse For Their Cri--HA HA HA
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By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
Trump Pardons More Republicans After They Show Remorse For Their Cri--HA HA HA
He pardoned them because they were Trump supporters, what other reason did he need.
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November 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Nancy Pelosi To Step Down, Spend More Time Murdering Republicans' Families
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Nancy Pelosi To Step Down, Spend More Time Murdering Republicans' Families
Damn right we're gonna hagiography the shit out of this post. She earned it.
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November 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Chicago Judge Rules ICE Goons Officially Lying Liars After Top Border Goon Admits He Lied F*cking Lied
Lordy, some day let there be consequences!

By @marciej.bsky.social

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Chicago Judge Rules ICE Goons Officially Lying Liars After Top Border Goon Admits He Lied F*cking Lied
Lordy, some day let there be consequences!
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November 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Trump Still Trying To Take Food Out Of Mouths Of Babies, Despite Judge's Order
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By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
Trump Still Trying To Take Food Out Of Mouths Of Babies, Despite Judge's Order
This will now be the third order demanding he fund SNAP.
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November 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Oh So Now Sandwich Beatings Are Legal
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Oh So Now Sandwich Beatings Are Legal
Another flawless victory for US Attorney Boxwine.
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November 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup!

GIVE EVERYBODY EAT. Tabs, Fri., Nov. 7, 2025
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
GIVE EVERYBODY EAT. Tabs, Fri., Nov. 7, 2025
Morning news roundup! Things to read!
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November 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Look at y'all getting a shout out from Pink News!!
November 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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oh my god they actually did it lmao
Fox News chyron: by winning, democrats are actually losing
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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MAGA Still Out Of Its F*cking Gourd Over Zohran And Other Election Night Losses www.wonkette.com/p/maga-still...
MAGA Still Out Of Its F*cking Gourd Over Zohran And Other Election Night Losses
The excuses for Republicans’ resounding and humiliating losses on Tuesday are getting more copey and strangey.
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November 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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It's OK To Feel A Little Elated About The Elections, For A Treat
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
It's OK To Feel A Little Elated About The Elections, For A Treat
It's a long way to November 2026. Keep your joy reserves full!
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November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Americans Currently The Opposite Of Freaking Out About Crime www.wonkette.com/p/americans-...
Americans Currently The Opposite Of Freaking Out About Crime
Who are these people and what have they done with the Americans?
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November 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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That Time They Tried The Wobblies For Getting Murdered
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By Erik Loomis @erikloomis.bsky.social
That Time They Tried The Wobblies For Getting Murdered
Yesterday in labor history!
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November 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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White House Dementia Care Unit Helpfully Labels Oval Office With Giant, Comforting Gold Letters www.wonkette.com/p/white-hous...
White House Dementia Care Unit Helpfully Labels Oval Office With Giant, Comforting Gold Letters
We've reached the Post-Its phase.
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November 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Thank you @getvillarreal.bsky.social for writing about the side project to my side project, where I'm tracking all the pastors, youth group leaders, Christian school teachers AND SO FORTH who have been accused (or convicted) of abusing kids.

It's quite a thing!

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At least 188 Christian & Republican leaders have been accused of child abuse this year - LGBTQ Nation
"If you are tracking drag queens or trans people or just LGBTQ+ people abusing children ... those stories just don’t happen much."
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November 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino Got More ‘Splainin To Do
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by Marcie Jones @marciej.bsky.social
Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino Got More ‘Splainin To Do
And uh oh, did he already lie under oath?
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November 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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It’s the little throwaways that kill me, every time, when I read @evanhurst.substack.com and @wonkette.bsky.social.

@wonkettemedia.bsky.social, worth every damn dollar of my subscription.

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November 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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It's your Thursday morning news roundup!

Stayin' Alive! Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 6, 2025
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
Stayin' Alive! Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 6, 2025
Morning news roundup dance party!
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November 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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This Is One NICE TIME!
What a pleasant blue wave we just got!

By @marciej.bsky.social

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This Is One NICE TIME!
What a pleasant blue wave we just got!
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November 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Trump’s DOJ Persists In Trying To Convict Sandwich
And oops, Greg Bovino lied about getting hit in the balls.

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Trump’s DOJ Persists In Trying To Convict Sandwich
And oops, Greg Bovino lied about getting hit in the balls.
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November 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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@wonkettemedia.bsky.social whoever wrote this needs a fucking award
philinvestigates.com Phil Williams @philinvestigates.com · 10d
“While we first heard about this godawful fuckery from the Intercept, it’s probably not a coincidence that charges were dropped but directly after Phil Williams shined a light on them.” www.wonkette.com/p/tn-man-fin...
TN Man Finally Free After Month In Jail For Mean Comment About Saint Charlie Kirk
There goes newshero Phil Williams, breaking innocent people out of jail!
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November 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM