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Trump Fed Kicks Schnauzer Puppy In Memphis, Because That's What Happens Now www.wonkette.com/p/trump-fed-...
Trump Fed Kicks Schnauzer Puppy In Memphis, Because That's What Happens Now
Nothing is too on the nose.
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February 7, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, King's Square Spritz!
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By Hooper, your Bartender @samuraigrog.bsky.social
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, King's Square Spritz!
Something tropical-minded for a winter that won't let go.
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February 6, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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Blackburn also says Jackson hearing "anti-ICE comments" at the Grammys was WAY worse than how Clarence Thomas innocently "went on vacation with a long-time friend."

Marsha Blackburn Demands Probe Of Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson For Crime Of 'Attended Grammys'
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Marsha Blackburn Demands Probe Of Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson For Crime Of 'Attended Grammys'
It's getting harder for any one GOP loon to stand out in a sea of weirdness.
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February 6, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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Marsha Blackburn Demands Probe Of Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson For Crime Of 'Attended Grammys'
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Marsha Blackburn Demands Probe Of Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson For Crime Of 'Attended Grammys'
It's getting harder for any one GOP loon to stand out in a sea of weirdness.
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February 6, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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Epstein Files News: FBI Caught Lying Again, Republicans Pedo Protecting Again, Plus Epstein's 4Chan Connection

But who cares about those BORING files?

By @marciej.bsky.social

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Epstein Files News: FBI Caught Lying Again, Republicans Pedo Protecting Again, Plus Epstein's 4Chan Connection
But who cares about those BORING files?
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February 6, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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Democrats Can't Win In South Dakota. Senate Candidate Brian Bengs Gonna See If An Independent Can.
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Democrats Can't Win In South Dakota. Senate Candidate Brian Bengs Gonna See If An Independent Can.
Odds instantly went from 'dream on' to 'long shot.'
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February 6, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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I wrote up a full post on this, which hopefully clears up a few misconceptions about what’s going on here in Memphis www.wonkette.com/p/trump-fed-...
Trump Fed Kicks Schnauzer Puppy In Memphis, Because That's What Happens Now
Nothing is too on the nose.
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February 6, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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MAGAs can't even use the old cliché about how even Hitler loved dogs. This is one seriously evil bunch of creeps.

Trump Fed Kicks Schnauzer Puppy In Memphis, Because That's What Happens Now
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Trump Fed Kicks Schnauzer Puppy In Memphis, Because That's What Happens Now
Nothing is too on the nose.
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February 6, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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this lady is the reason I can go anywhere w/out getting lost 🙌
histoftech.bsky.social jennifer uncoolidge @histoftech.bsky.social · 2d
No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.

Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology
She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.
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February 6, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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A drop of good news delivered by today's Tabs:

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February 6, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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Trump Fed Kicks Schnauzer Puppy In Memphis, Because That's What Happens Now
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Trump Fed Kicks Schnauzer Puppy In Memphis, Because That's What Happens Now
Nothing is too on the nose.
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February 6, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup!

Warriors Come Out To Play-ay. Tabs, Fri., Feb. 6, 2026
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
Warriors Come Out To Play-ay. Tabs, Fri., Feb. 6, 2026
Morning news roundup and things to read!
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February 6, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup!

Warriors Come Out To Play-ay. Tabs, Fri., Feb. 6, 2026
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
Warriors Come Out To Play-ay. Tabs, Fri., Feb. 6, 2026
Morning news roundup and things to read!
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February 6, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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Oh, fuck, I laughed at the headline before seeing a kid died.

Goddammit.
February 5, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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"Pasteurization wasn’t invented for no reason. It’s not like Louis Pasteur set out one day to make milk less tasty and nutritious, for funsies, and everyone decided they preferred their milk that way. No. He was trying to keep people from getting sick and dying from the bacteria in milk...."
February 5, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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Something Bad Is Afoot www.wonkette.com/p/something-...
Something Bad Is Afoot
Tulsi Gabbard burying whistleblower complaints, Sen. Ron Wyden sending a cryptic and very public letter to the CIA director about 'CIA activities' ... not good!
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February 5, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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Gee, It Doesn't Seem Like This Raw Milk Thing Is Going So Well, Part 4,279,327,934
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By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
Gee, It Doesn't Seem Like This Raw Milk Thing Is Going So Well, Part 4,279,327,934
A New Mexico newborn has likely died from listeria.
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February 5, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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Thank God someone is taking steps to defund public schools when teenagers protest ICE Nazis.

Is Greg Abbott So Out Of Touch? No, It's The Children Who Are Wrong
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Is Greg Abbott So Out Of Touch? No, It's The Children Who Are Wrong
Plus MAGA dude gets ass beat by high schoolers.
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February 5, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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Is Greg Abbott So Out Of Touch? No, It's The Children Who Are Wrong
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Is Greg Abbott So Out Of Touch? No, It's The Children Who Are Wrong
Plus MAGA dude gets ass beat by high schoolers.
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February 5, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Uh Oh, Sounds Like Eagle Ed Martin Done Tainted Up DOJ’s Revenge Cases!
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By Marcie Jones @marciej.bsky.social
Uh Oh, Sounds Like Eagle Ed Martin Done Tainted Up DOJ’s Revenge Cases!
Lucky break, Adam Schiff!
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February 5, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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It's your Thursday morning news roundup!

Debí Leer Más TABS. Tabs, Thurs., Feb. 5, 2026
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Debí Leer Más TABS. Tabs, Thurs., Feb. 5, 2026
That'll be his next record, just watch.
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February 5, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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No Republicans Show Up For Joint House-Senate Hearing On ICE Murders, Brutality. Big Surprise.
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
No Republicans Show Up For Joint House-Senate Hearing On ICE Murders, Brutality. Big Surprise.
Wouldn't want to give the impression that victims of ICE violence are human, after all.
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February 4, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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CDC Deputy Director Unclear On How It's *His* Job To Prevent Contagious Diseases Like Measles
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By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
CDC Deputy Director Unclear On How It's *His* Job To Prevent Contagious Diseases Like Measles
Dr. Ralph Abraham has said measles are just 'the cost of doing business'
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February 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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What the Crackdown Has Done to Minneapolis Children www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/u...
What the Crackdown Has Done to Minneapolis Children
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February 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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Wow if only there were people who know how to do dairy that they could have talked to

like, literally anyone who works in dairy
newsjennifer.bsky.social @NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 4d
This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.

"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."

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Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report
Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...
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February 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM