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President's Got New Website Of January 6 Holy F*ckball LIES
And is licking his chops for TikTok.
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And is licking his chops for TikTok.
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President's Got New Website Of January 6 Holy F*ckball LIES
And is licking his chops for TikTok.
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January 7, 2026 at 5:26 PM
President's Got New Website Of January 6 Holy F*ckball LIES
And is licking his chops for TikTok.
By @marciej.bsky.social
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And is licking his chops for TikTok.
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Want To End Wars For Oil? Do A Clean Energy.
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Want To End Wars For Oil? Do A Clean Energy.
Caveat: Trump is already immune to things that make sense.
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January 7, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Want To End Wars For Oil? Do A Clean Energy.
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Secretary Whale Juice Directing CDC To Kill More Babies
Mamas, let your babies grow up to be grownups.
By @marciej.bsky.social
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Mamas, let your babies grow up to be grownups.
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Secretary Whale Juice Directing CDC To Kill More Babies
Mamas, let your babies grow up to be grownups.
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January 7, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Secretary Whale Juice Directing CDC To Kill More Babies
Mamas, let your babies grow up to be grownups.
By @marciej.bsky.social
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Mamas, let your babies grow up to be grownups.
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It's Time To Laugh At Trump And His Hemisphere-Humping MAGA Dipsh*ts www.wonkette.com/p/its-time-t...
It's Time To Laugh At Trump And His Hemisphere-Humping MAGA Dipsh*ts
The whole world will be before long.
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January 7, 2026 at 2:03 PM
It's Time To Laugh At Trump And His Hemisphere-Humping MAGA Dipsh*ts www.wonkette.com/p/its-time-t...
It's your Wednesday morning news roundup!
Live In Infamy. Tabs, Wed., Jan. 7, 2025
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Live In Infamy. Tabs, Wed., Jan. 7, 2025
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Live In Infamy. Tabs, Wed., Jan. 7, 2025
Morning news roundup!
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January 7, 2026 at 1:38 PM
It's your Wednesday morning news roundup!
Live In Infamy. Tabs, Wed., Jan. 7, 2025
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by Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
Live In Infamy. Tabs, Wed., Jan. 7, 2025
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Most Unqualified Secretary Of Defense Ever Going After Captain Mark Kelly Some More
For using his First Amendment to tell the truth, of course.
By @marciej.bsky.social
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For using his First Amendment to tell the truth, of course.
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Most Unqualified Secretary Of Defense Ever Going After Captain Mark Kelly Some More
For using his First Amendment to tell the truth, of course.
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January 6, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Most Unqualified Secretary Of Defense Ever Going After Captain Mark Kelly Some More
For using his First Amendment to tell the truth, of course.
By @marciej.bsky.social
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For using his First Amendment to tell the truth, of course.
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"Every time Trump invades a country, it means the secrets about him in the Epstein Files are 20 times grosser. It's just math."
"Every time Trump invades a country, it means the secrets about him in the Epstein Files are 20 times grosser. It's just math."
It's your Tuesday morning news roundup!
ANYWAY, Epstein Files? Tabs, Tues., Jan. 6, 2026
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
ANYWAY, Epstein Files? Tabs, Tues., Jan. 6, 2026
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
ANYWAY, Epstein Files? Tabs, Tues., Jan. 6, 2026
Every time Trump invades a country, it means the secrets about him in the Epstein Files are 20 times grosser. It's just math.
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January 6, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Love Wonkette ♥️💙
"Every time Trump invades a country, it means the secrets about him in the Epstein Files are 20 times grosser. It's just math."
"Every time Trump invades a country, it means the secrets about him in the Epstein Files are 20 times grosser. It's just math."
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A Requiem For Marjorie Taylor Greene As She Leaves Congress For Loonier Pastures
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By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
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By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
A Requiem For Marjorie Taylor Greene As She Leaves Congress For Loonier Pastures
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, fuck off.
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January 6, 2026 at 3:25 PM
A Requiem For Marjorie Taylor Greene As She Leaves Congress For Loonier Pastures
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By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
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By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
Hope You Didn't Forget Those Epstein Files!
Congress, victims, and your Wonkette sure haven't!
By @marciej.bsky.social
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Congress, victims, and your Wonkette sure haven't!
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Hope You Didn't Forget Those Epstein Files!
Congress, victims, and your Wonkette sure haven't!
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January 6, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Hope You Didn't Forget Those Epstein Files!
Congress, victims, and your Wonkette sure haven't!
By @marciej.bsky.social
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Congress, victims, and your Wonkette sure haven't!
By @marciej.bsky.social
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It's your Tuesday morning news roundup!
ANYWAY, Epstein Files? Tabs, Tues., Jan. 6, 2026
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
ANYWAY, Epstein Files? Tabs, Tues., Jan. 6, 2026
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
ANYWAY, Epstein Files? Tabs, Tues., Jan. 6, 2026
Every time Trump invades a country, it means the secrets about him in the Epstein Files are 20 times grosser. It's just math.
www.wonkette.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:29 PM
It's your Tuesday morning news roundup!
ANYWAY, Epstein Files? Tabs, Tues., Jan. 6, 2026
www.wonkette.com/p/anyway-eps...
By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
ANYWAY, Epstein Files? Tabs, Tues., Jan. 6, 2026
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Everything About WTF With Venezuela That We Could Fit Into 1,600 Words Or Less!
Can we get some checks and balances over here? Ha ha, just kidding, that is not a thing anymore.
By @marciej.bsky.social
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Can we get some checks and balances over here? Ha ha, just kidding, that is not a thing anymore.
By @marciej.bsky.social
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Everything About WTF With Venezuela That We Could Fit Into 1,600 Words Or Less!
Can we get some checks and balances over here? Ha ha, just kidding, that is not a thing anymore.
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January 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Everything About WTF With Venezuela That We Could Fit Into 1,600 Words Or Less!
Can we get some checks and balances over here? Ha ha, just kidding, that is not a thing anymore.
By @marciej.bsky.social
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Can we get some checks and balances over here? Ha ha, just kidding, that is not a thing anymore.
By @marciej.bsky.social
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Rage Giving: Tabs, Mon., Jan. 5, 2025
News and things to read and watch!
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News and things to read and watch!
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Rage Giving: Tabs, Mon., Jan. 5, 2025
News and things to read and watch!
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January 5, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Rage Giving: Tabs, Mon., Jan. 5, 2025
News and things to read and watch!
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News and things to read and watch!
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Oh fuck.
What Are We Changing The Subject *From* When We Bomb A Country's Capital And Kidnap Its President?
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
What Are We Changing The Subject *From* When We Bomb A Country's Capital And Kidnap Its President?
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
What Are We Changing The Subject *From* When We Bomb A Country's Capital And Kidnap Its President?
Or did Trump just want 'a win'?
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January 3, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Oh fuck.
What Are We Changing The Subject *From* When We Bomb A Country's Capital And Kidnap Its President?
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
What Are We Changing The Subject *From* When We Bomb A Country's Capital And Kidnap Its President?
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, A New Orleans Bender!
Hooper's drinking his way through New Orleans. Let's tag along.
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Hooper's drinking his way through New Orleans. Let's tag along.
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, A New Orleans Bender!
Hooper's drinking his way through New Orleans. Let's tag along.
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January 2, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, A New Orleans Bender!
Hooper's drinking his way through New Orleans. Let's tag along.
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Hooper's drinking his way through New Orleans. Let's tag along.
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Minnesota Day Care Scandal: A Wonksplainer
Short version, it's a day that ends in 'Y', and is more Trump horse hockey!
By @marciej.bsky.social
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Short version, it's a day that ends in 'Y', and is more Trump horse hockey!
By @marciej.bsky.social
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Minnesota Day Care Scandal: A Wonksplainer
Short version it's a day that ends in 'Y', and is more Trump horse hockey!
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January 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Minnesota Day Care Scandal: A Wonksplainer
Short version, it's a day that ends in 'Y', and is more Trump horse hockey!
By @marciej.bsky.social
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Short version, it's a day that ends in 'Y', and is more Trump horse hockey!
By @marciej.bsky.social
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We also liked the wingnut freakout because City Hall had the flags of the 5 boroughs out front. Crazies claimed the US flag was "nowhere to be seen." Other than on big flagpoles next to the stage, and flanking it on either side.
New York Swept Up In Mamdanimania!
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New York Swept Up In Mamdanimania!
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New York Swept Up In Mamdanimania!
Note to dude who canceled his Wonk subscription with note 'Mamdani is an anti-Semite': Fuck off till you run out of road.
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January 2, 2026 at 6:42 PM
We also liked the wingnut freakout because City Hall had the flags of the 5 boroughs out front. Crazies claimed the US flag was "nowhere to be seen." Other than on big flagpoles next to the stage, and flanking it on either side.
New York Swept Up In Mamdanimania!
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New York Swept Up In Mamdanimania!
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New York Swept Up In Mamdanimania!
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
New York Swept Up In Mamdanimania!
Note to dude who canceled his Wonk subscription with note 'Mamdani is an anti-Semite': Fuck off till you run out of road.
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January 2, 2026 at 6:43 PM
New York Swept Up In Mamdanimania!
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
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Bari Weiss Launches Jar Of Mayonnaise Into CBS Evening News Anchor Chair
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By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
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By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
Bari Weiss Launches Jar Of Mayonnaise Into CBS Evening News Anchor Chair
She's so good at this.
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January 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Bari Weiss Launches Jar Of Mayonnaise Into CBS Evening News Anchor Chair
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By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
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By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
Jack Smith Goes (Back) To Washington
And he had some STUFF TO SAY.
By @marciej.bsky.social
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And he had some STUFF TO SAY.
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Jack Smith Goes (Back) To Washington
And he had some STUFF TO SAY.
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January 2, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Jack Smith Goes (Back) To Washington
And he had some STUFF TO SAY.
By @marciej.bsky.social
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And he had some STUFF TO SAY.
By @marciej.bsky.social
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Happy Friday! It's your first news roundup of 2026!
You Make Me Feel. Tabs, Jan. 2, 2026
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
You Make Me Feel. Tabs, Jan. 2, 2026
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
You Make Me Feel. Tabs, Jan. 2, 2026
Mama's tired. Have some damn tabs.
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January 2, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Happy Friday! It's your first news roundup of 2026!
You Make Me Feel. Tabs, Jan. 2, 2026
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
You Make Me Feel. Tabs, Jan. 2, 2026
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
Wonkette's countdown to sustainably composting 2025 continues! But first, a trip to recycle a lot of empty bottles.
A Sober [Hic!] Assessment Of Pete Hegseth’s First (Last?) Year As Defense Secretary
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
A Sober [Hic!] Assessment Of Pete Hegseth’s First (Last?) Year As Defense Secretary
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
A Sober [Hic!] Assessment Of Pete Hegseth’s First (Last?) Year As Defense Secretary
WARFIGHTER! WARFIGHTER! WARFIGHTER!
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January 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Wonkette's countdown to sustainably composting 2025 continues! But first, a trip to recycle a lot of empty bottles.
A Sober [Hic!] Assessment Of Pete Hegseth’s First (Last?) Year As Defense Secretary
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
A Sober [Hic!] Assessment Of Pete Hegseth’s First (Last?) Year As Defense Secretary
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
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A Sober [Hic!] Assessment Of Pete Hegseth’s First (Last?) Year As Defense Secretary
WARFIGHTER! WARFIGHTER! WARFIGHTER!
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January 1, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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