Doktor Zoom
@doktorzoom.bsky.social
Wonkette writer & senior editor
I'm just an animal, looking for a home.
Retweets do not imply comprehension.
Born at 318.43 ppm atmospheric carbon.
He/him
In Idaho, but not of Idaho.
I'm just an animal, looking for a home.
Retweets do not imply comprehension.
Born at 318.43 ppm atmospheric carbon.
He/him
In Idaho, but not of Idaho.
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2025: The Year Big Oil's Investment In Trump Paid Off
Also the year Trump outlawed science, Project 2025 happened to the planet, and China became the climate's best hope.
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Trump can’t change the fact that humans cause climate change, even if EPA won't admit it. He can’t change the facts that clean energy is more efficient and economical, or that clean energy development is booming.
2025: The Year Big Oil's Investment In Trump Paid Off
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2025: The Year Big Oil's Investment In Trump Paid Off
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Someone needs to tell the sitting members of Congress that 🎶 this is how we do it 🎶
Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
January 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Someone needs to tell the sitting members of Congress that 🎶 this is how we do it 🎶
"Nobody deserves it [the $50 million reward for maduro] but us."
He is going to demand the reward.
He is going to demand the reward.
January 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
"Nobody deserves it [the $50 million reward for maduro] but us."
He is going to demand the reward.
He is going to demand the reward.
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Trump is really fighting to keep his eyes open while Caine goes on and on
January 3, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Trump is really fighting to keep his eyes open while Caine goes on and on
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There is no plan, gang
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
There is no plan, gang
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me, to all my early Republic historian friends on the occasion of the 250th:
happy for you
or, sorry that happened
happy for you
or, sorry that happened
January 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
me, to all my early Republic historian friends on the occasion of the 250th:
happy for you
or, sorry that happened
happy for you
or, sorry that happened
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More reaction to Maduro’s “arrest”
January 3, 2026 at 4:16 PM
More reaction to Maduro’s “arrest”
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THERE'S A DOG ON OUR PLANE AND HE'S A GOOD BOY!!
January 3, 2026 at 12:27 PM
THERE'S A DOG ON OUR PLANE AND HE'S A GOOD BOY!!
Oh, we're actually setting up an occupation government in Venezuela now?
Huh. That's news, I guess.
Huh. That's news, I guess.
January 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Oh, we're actually setting up an occupation government in Venezuela now?
Huh. That's news, I guess.
Huh. That's news, I guess.
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Call your reps + please read the thread. Do it now, please.
Script.
Script.
![A Canva-mocked up call script re: calling electeds Trump Administration's actions in Venezuela
YOU: Hi, my name is [NAME]. I’m calling from [ZIP CODE].
YOU: I’m calling [MOC] to demand they condemn the U.S.’s actions in Venezuela tonight. The Trump administration has carried out an illegal attack and capture of Maduro that is a clear violation of international sovereignty and will impact relationships will alienate international allies, and [ELECTED] must speak out about this.
YOU: I am also calling on [MOC] to:
1. Speak plainly about this to their constituents. They can acknowledge the Maduro regime’s abuses AND recognize this as an unlawful extraterritorial detention,
2. Demand a legal written justification from the Administration,
3. Hold IMMEDIATE House/Senate Foreign Affairs hearings on the the decision-making, legality, and diplomatic risks of the Maduro operation,
4. Demand an immediate classified briefing for the Gang of Eight.
YOU: What happened tonight will have ramifications across the world in the days, weeks and months to come, and we need answers and action taken.
YOU: [OPTIONAL COMMENTS - DEMAND A RESPONSE]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vdabazxnghujbebpi2ektqgi/bafkreiekz6akttflsgwcc74eyuq6m6e2lrbgxzouhdmvi5lds4qm6x4fou@jpeg)
January 3, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Call your reps + please read the thread. Do it now, please.
Script.
Script.
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I'm glad that Congress isn't alive to see this
January 3, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I'm glad that Congress isn't alive to see this
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The FIFA Peace Prize doesn't mean what it used to
January 3, 2026 at 9:42 AM
The FIFA Peace Prize doesn't mean what it used to
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feels weird given everything but apparently I’ve retained the ability to be shocked
January 3, 2026 at 10:33 AM
feels weird given everything but apparently I’ve retained the ability to be shocked
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We also liked the wingnut freakout because City Hall had the flags of the 5 boroughs out front. Crazies claimed the US flag was "nowhere to be seen." Other than on big flagpoles next to the stage, and flanking it on either side.
New York Swept Up In Mamdanimania!
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New York Swept Up In Mamdanimania!
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New York Swept Up In Mamdanimania!
Note to dude who canceled his Wonk subscription with note 'Mamdani is an anti-Semite': Fuck off till you run out of road.
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January 2, 2026 at 6:42 PM
We also liked the wingnut freakout because City Hall had the flags of the 5 boroughs out front. Crazies claimed the US flag was "nowhere to be seen." Other than on big flagpoles next to the stage, and flanking it on either side.
New York Swept Up In Mamdanimania!
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New York Swept Up In Mamdanimania!
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New York Swept Up In Mamdanimania!
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
New York Swept Up In Mamdanimania!
Note to dude who canceled his Wonk subscription with note 'Mamdani is an anti-Semite': Fuck off till you run out of road.
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January 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
New York Swept Up In Mamdanimania!
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Things I Learned While Looking Up Other Things! “Thermochauvinism is the (often unconscious) assumption that it’s reasonable to live in cold places but unreasonable to live in hot ones.” [buttondown.com]
January 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Things I Learned While Looking Up Other Things! “Thermochauvinism is the (often unconscious) assumption that it’s reasonable to live in cold places but unreasonable to live in hot ones.” [buttondown.com]
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Again, the man who’s next in line for the presidency after this walking corpse has said he’s deeply influenced by this outright Nazi, so maybe we could get a little more attention on that?
Curtis Yarvin, JD Vance’s friend & ideological influence, ended 2025 by claiming “only Hitler spoke the truth” about “too many subjects” & “Hitler was a genius.”
Extremism isn’t fringe on the right. Once marginal online extremists like Yarvin are influential at the highest levels of government.
Extremism isn’t fringe on the right. Once marginal online extremists like Yarvin are influential at the highest levels of government.
January 1, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Again, the man who’s next in line for the presidency after this walking corpse has said he’s deeply influenced by this outright Nazi, so maybe we could get a little more attention on that?
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Three of the top five British grid electricity records smashed in 2025!
This is a huge success story, despite what Russian bots and U.S fossil fuel shills scream on X.
Every unit of clean domestic energy we produce means a safer future for our children…🥳
This is a huge success story, despite what Russian bots and U.S fossil fuel shills scream on X.
Every unit of clean domestic energy we produce means a safer future for our children…🥳
January 1, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Three of the top five British grid electricity records smashed in 2025!
This is a huge success story, despite what Russian bots and U.S fossil fuel shills scream on X.
Every unit of clean domestic energy we produce means a safer future for our children…🥳
This is a huge success story, despite what Russian bots and U.S fossil fuel shills scream on X.
Every unit of clean domestic energy we produce means a safer future for our children…🥳
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A List of Predictions Made in 1926 About 2026
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January 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
A List of Predictions Made in 1926 About 2026
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I'm not going anywhere for a while
January 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I'm not going anywhere for a while
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retweet for something ambidextrous to happen to you in a non-fucked-up mid-Atlantic state in 2026
December 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
retweet for something ambidextrous to happen to you in a non-fucked-up mid-Atlantic state in 2026
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still writing MISTER POLICE YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES on my checks
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
still writing MISTER POLICE YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES on my checks
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A malignant narcissist is incapable of withstanding ridicule, so please share this as widely as possible.
Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
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Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
shorturl.at/mcfqd
Somebody Needs to Tell Trump Everybody Is Laughing at Him
His worst fear has already come true.
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December 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
A malignant narcissist is incapable of withstanding ridicule, so please share this as widely as possible.
Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
shorturl.at/mcfqd
Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
shorturl.at/mcfqd