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I was hoping - surely - no - this is Wonkette joke - but it is still 2025 and everything is terrible

#shamwow #shameless
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Chocolate Martini!
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By Hooper, Your Bartender @samuraigrog.bsky.social
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Chocolate Martini!
All new and improved!
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December 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Shamwow Guy Shares Tragic Tale Of YouTube Woe That Inspired His Run For Office
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By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
Shamwow Guy Shares Tragic Tale Of YouTube Woe That Inspired His Run For Office
This is clearly all a scam to get us to watch his 'comedy.'
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December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Welcome to the "Donald J Trump Institute For Countries That Don't Peace Good."
doktorzoom.bsky.social Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 2d
To reflect his success in ending wars all over the globe, we recommend the newly-renamed "Donald J Trump Institute of Peace" be left completely vacant, with the electricity off.

Donald Trump Isn't Some Self-Aggrandizing Tinpot Dictator! He Appoints People For That.
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Donald Trump Isn't Some Self-Aggrandizing Tinpot Dictator! He Appoints People For That.
Say hello to the Donald J. Trump Institute Of Getting His Piece.
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December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Donald Trump Isn't Some Self-Aggrandizing Tinpot Dictator! He Appoints People For That.
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Donald Trump Isn't Some Self-Aggrandizing Tinpot Dictator! He Appoints People For That.
Say hello to the Donald J. Trump Institute Of Getting His Piece.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Letitia James Undefeated Champ Of Kicking Donald Trump In Nuts

Now is the time when we throw our heads back and laugh! Then cry.

By @marciej.bsky.social

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Letitia James Undefeated Champ Of Kicking Donald Trump In Nuts
Now is the time when we throw our heads back and laugh! Then cry.
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December 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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“Just remember that the “Judeo” part is silent, like the “t” in “Christmas” or the “Donald Trump” in “Epstein Files.”” – Dok Zoom
doktorzoom.bsky.social Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 2d
Unlike previous goofy fuckups conflating Hanukkah and Christmas, this was a conscious decision. They wanted to use the same "branding" for "all holiday parties" at the Veep's residence, so what's the big deal?

JD Vance Welcomes All Jews To Participate In Christmas
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JD Vance Welcomes All Jews To Participate In Christmas
Deal with it.
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December 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup!

Laissez Les Bon Temps F*CK ICE. Tabs, Fri., Dec. 5, 2025
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Laissez Les Bon Temps F*CK ICE. Tabs, Fri., Dec. 5, 2025
That's New Orleans French for FUCK ICE.
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December 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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JD Vance Welcomes All Jews To Participate In Christmas
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
JD Vance Welcomes All Jews To Participate In Christmas
Deal with it.
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December 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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"Melted Bratz dolls" 😂 LOL priceless

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Jesse Watters Pretty Sure Going MAGA Makes Women Hotter
It's literally true if you consider that they look like melted Bratz dolls.
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December 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Has Trump Pardoned (Alleged) January 6 Pipe Bomber Yet?
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Has Trump Pardoned (Alleged) January 6 Pipe Bomber Yet?
Arrest based on 'evidence that had already been gathered' by FBI. Good job, guys.
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December 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Sure I shop there, but mostly Costco makes me think of that FX situation tragicomedy, "Baskets."

Costco Sues Trump, MAGA Chuds Cancel Memberships They Forgot To Cancel Over DEI
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Costco Sues Trump, MAGA Chuds Cancel Memberships They Forgot To Cancel Over DEI
Well ... Bye.
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December 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Shocker: Trump's Still A Racist (Somali-Americans In Minnesota Edition)
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Shocker: Trump's Still A Racist (Somali-Americans In Minnesota Edition)
Were Trump's racist remarks racially tinged?
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December 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Oh, great.
December 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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It's your Thursday news roundup!

Person. Woman. Boot. Edge. Edge. Tabs, Thurs., Dec. 4, 2025
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Person. Woman. Boot. Edge. Edge. Tabs, Thurs., Dec. 4, 2025
The intersection of dementia and Hitler.
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December 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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What Kind Of Dirty, Nasty, Sleazy New Trump Pardon Deals Are These?

It's always something.

By @marciej.bsky.social

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What Kind Of Dirty, Nasty, Sleazy New Trump Pardon Deals Are These?
It's always something.
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December 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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DHS Takes Break From Ethnic Cleansing To Help States Do Voter Suppression
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
DHS Takes Break From Ethnic Cleansing To Help States Do Voter Suppression
DHS: Hey, thanks for suing us, four red states!
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December 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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GEOGRAPHY QUIZ: Can You Find 'Third' Countries Trump Bribing To Take Deportees On A Map?

Hey, who ELSE made a habit of deporting people to random third countries?

By @marciej.bsky.social

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GEOGRAPHY QUIZ: Can You Find 'Third' Countries Trump Bribing To Take Deportees On A Map?
Hey, who ELSE made a habit of deporting people to random third countries?
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December 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Sharing for Coati Day.

And also, Wonkette.

But in addition, Coati.
December 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Ssecretary Of WAR [Sic!] Pete Hegseth [Hic!] Struggling To Get Boat Murder Story Straight, Day Four

Oh, and Matt Gaetz is doing journalism now.

By @marciej.bsky.social

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Ssecretary Of WAR [Sic!] Pete Hegseth [Hic!] Struggling To Get Boat Murder Story Straight, Day Four
Oh, and Matt Gaetz is doing journalism now.
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December 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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It's your Wednesday morning news roundup!

FOG OF WAR! Tabs, Wed., Dec. 3, 2025
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
FOG OF WAR! Tabs, Wed., Dec. 3, 2025
We may never stop laughing.
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December 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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every once in awhile I see a post like this and I’m like ……. there’s a chance I have also done that
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Kristi Noem Also Being An Evil Nazi, Please Give Her Attention Too
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Kristi Noem Also Being An Evil Nazi, Please Give Her Attention Too
Calling immigrants 'leeches,' that's on brand.
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December 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Uh Oh, Dear Leader Posted 160 Times In Five Hours

Time to get grandpa a Jitterbug!

By @marciej.bsky.social

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Uh Oh, Dear Leader Posted 160 Times In Five Hours
Time to get grandpa a Jitterbug!
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December 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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MAGA Rep. Troy Nehls To Retire, Might Be Replaced By Twin Brother 'Trever'

That's it, that's the joke.

By @marciej.bsky.social

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MAGA Rep. Troy Nehls To Retire, Might Be Replaced By Twin Brother 'Trever'
That's it, that's the joke.
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December 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM