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· Dec 7
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The good thing is that this video of cops telling Americans that they can't mock other Americans on the internet will certainly put an end to the practice of Americans mocking Americans on the internet.
Coming over to tell her she shouldn't post things that agitate people. Really?
The president of the United States posted a video of himself dumping SHIT on American citizens.
The president of the United States posted a video of himself dumping SHIT on American citizens.
January 19, 2026 at 6:01 PM
The good thing is that this video of cops telling Americans that they can't mock other Americans on the internet will certainly put an end to the practice of Americans mocking Americans on the internet.
Ma'am?
Yes?
We're law enforcement and-
Oh! What law are you enforcing?
This is about Facebook mockery.
There's a law of Facebook mockery?
No, ma'am. But we worry that your mockery of the mayor might cross the line into untruthful depictions.
So the law of aggravated exaggeration, then?
Yes?
We're law enforcement and-
Oh! What law are you enforcing?
This is about Facebook mockery.
There's a law of Facebook mockery?
No, ma'am. But we worry that your mockery of the mayor might cross the line into untruthful depictions.
So the law of aggravated exaggeration, then?
A woman left a comment on Facebook criticizing the Mayor of Miami Beach,.
The Mayor of Miami Beach then sent the cops to her home.
The Mayor of Miami Beach then sent the cops to her home.
January 19, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Ma'am?
Yes?
We're law enforcement and-
Oh! What law are you enforcing?
This is about Facebook mockery.
There's a law of Facebook mockery?
No, ma'am. But we worry that your mockery of the mayor might cross the line into untruthful depictions.
So the law of aggravated exaggeration, then?
Yes?
We're law enforcement and-
Oh! What law are you enforcing?
This is about Facebook mockery.
There's a law of Facebook mockery?
No, ma'am. But we worry that your mockery of the mayor might cross the line into untruthful depictions.
So the law of aggravated exaggeration, then?
ACCORDION OF LOVE!
Okay so this is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life
January 19, 2026 at 4:51 PM
ACCORDION OF LOVE!
My name is Bari
and I'm here to say
I'm unpredictable
Does the croque-monsieur have a version without ham? Actually never mind. I don't really worry that much about keeping kosher anyway. But maybe add some capers and then hold it until it can be broadcast in Canada and I can call them traitors.
and I'm here to say
I'm unpredictable
Does the croque-monsieur have a version without ham? Actually never mind. I don't really worry that much about keeping kosher anyway. But maybe add some capers and then hold it until it can be broadcast in Canada and I can call them traitors.
my name is bari
and I’m here to say
I’m unpredictable
in a major way
and I’m here to say
I’m unpredictable
in a major way
January 19, 2026 at 4:25 PM
My name is Bari
and I'm here to say
I'm unpredictable
Does the croque-monsieur have a version without ham? Actually never mind. I don't really worry that much about keeping kosher anyway. But maybe add some capers and then hold it until it can be broadcast in Canada and I can call them traitors.
and I'm here to say
I'm unpredictable
Does the croque-monsieur have a version without ham? Actually never mind. I don't really worry that much about keeping kosher anyway. But maybe add some capers and then hold it until it can be broadcast in Canada and I can call them traitors.
Well, ACKSHULLY, Jeffrey, mansplaining is not a "fallacy".
A fallacy is a notional causal or logical relationship that is not necessarily true but is presented as always & necessarily true for the purpose of attempting to prove a conclusion, but which renders the argument invalid.
Thank me later!
A fallacy is a notional causal or logical relationship that is not necessarily true but is presented as always & necessarily true for the purpose of attempting to prove a conclusion, but which renders the argument invalid.
Thank me later!
Maybe it's just me but it feels like the propaganda factory's running at maximum speed but is shifting into Charlie Chaplain in Modern Times/Lucille Ball working at the chocolate factory territory
January 19, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Well, ACKSHULLY, Jeffrey, mansplaining is not a "fallacy".
A fallacy is a notional causal or logical relationship that is not necessarily true but is presented as always & necessarily true for the purpose of attempting to prove a conclusion, but which renders the argument invalid.
Thank me later!
A fallacy is a notional causal or logical relationship that is not necessarily true but is presented as always & necessarily true for the purpose of attempting to prove a conclusion, but which renders the argument invalid.
Thank me later!
This is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks.
Thank you, HIG.
Thank you, HIG.
Europe: we reject the sentiment that…
Heard Island Military: “loads ammo”
Heard Island Military: “loads ammo”
January 19, 2026 at 4:11 PM
This is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks.
Thank you, HIG.
Thank you, HIG.
Young Men: "Women shouldn't have the vote. Men should tell them what to do and how to live. The gov't should assign them incel male controllers who can use them for sex."
Young Women: "That sounds ... ewww."
Michael Deacon: Contrary to appearances, it's the young women who are wrong.
Young Women: "That sounds ... ewww."
Michael Deacon: Contrary to appearances, it's the young women who are wrong.
It's Mansplaining week in the UK!
Protip, James - you can't 'start' what you never stopped.
Protip, James - you can't 'start' what you never stopped.
January 19, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Young Men: "Women shouldn't have the vote. Men should tell them what to do and how to live. The gov't should assign them incel male controllers who can use them for sex."
Young Women: "That sounds ... ewww."
Michael Deacon: Contrary to appearances, it's the young women who are wrong.
Young Women: "That sounds ... ewww."
Michael Deacon: Contrary to appearances, it's the young women who are wrong.
There was a time when I was proud of my ability to write the same content in different styles, emulating different famous authors. Today I turned that skill to emulating ChatGPT and I think I nailed it (esp in context - read the "prompt").
But having nailed it, I think I also broke my brain.
But having nailed it, I think I also broke my brain.
I, too, was picking ice for my book writing. Other books like water, but my writing books like ice because the soul of ice is on fire, as Eldridge Cleaver famously said on the famous television show Leave It To Beaver.
January 19, 2026 at 4:05 PM
There was a time when I was proud of my ability to write the same content in different styles, emulating different famous authors. Today I turned that skill to emulating ChatGPT and I think I nailed it (esp in context - read the "prompt").
But having nailed it, I think I also broke my brain.
But having nailed it, I think I also broke my brain.
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ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
January 19, 2026 at 5:41 AM
ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
How do you get 11k followers with just 23 posts?
January 19, 2026 at 2:14 AM
How do you get 11k followers with just 23 posts?
Now now. Let's not commit war crimes.
Oh man. It would be terrible if people started following Bovino around and playing Baby Shark. It would be terrible because he would hate it, and it would probably become his theme song, and it would make his Nazi in a long coat cosplay all the more ridiculous.
So no one should do that.
So no one should do that.
January 19, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Now now. Let's not commit war crimes.
Not saying the NFL playoffs have played out the way I would have chosen, but since the 3 teams to advance to the conference championships are all teams that play their at home games in open-air stadiums, I'm all for the Rams losing and only teams willing to play in the weather advancing.
January 18, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Not saying the NFL playoffs have played out the way I would have chosen, but since the 3 teams to advance to the conference championships are all teams that play their at home games in open-air stadiums, I'm all for the Rams losing and only teams willing to play in the weather advancing.
Doreen Allene Green approves this message.
January 18, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Doreen Allene Green approves this message.
McCaul continued, "And I'm still furious Dorothy Parker wasn't convicted for the aggravated murder of A. A. Milne."
"We've seen over a thousand percent increase in assaults on ICE officers, 8,000 verbal assaults on them...."
January 18, 2026 at 10:45 PM
McCaul continued, "And I'm still furious Dorothy Parker wasn't convicted for the aggravated murder of A. A. Milne."
OMG
That Kayshon Boutte catch was disgusting.
That Kayshon Boutte catch was disgusting.
January 18, 2026 at 10:43 PM
OMG
That Kayshon Boutte catch was disgusting.
That Kayshon Boutte catch was disgusting.
Well, "Operation:Demoralize CJ Stroud" is in full swing.
January 18, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Well, "Operation:Demoralize CJ Stroud" is in full swing.
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the cocoa puffs bird, lacking the colorful plumage of many male birds, must perform an elaborate grain-based ritual in his tireless search for a mate
January 18, 2026 at 5:21 AM
the cocoa puffs bird, lacking the colorful plumage of many male birds, must perform an elaborate grain-based ritual in his tireless search for a mate
"Dude you're getting lube all over my tail feathers!"
"I can't find your cloaca!"
"Reach forward. Don't you have your own cloaca?"
"It's not in the same place."
"It's in the same place, you're just spending more time looking out the window than at my tail."
"I'm worried someone followed us."
"I can't find your cloaca!"
"Reach forward. Don't you have your own cloaca?"
"It's not in the same place."
"It's in the same place, you're just spending more time looking out the window than at my tail."
"I'm worried someone followed us."
I would pay a truly absurd sum to hear those two voice actors record a frantic, furtive hook-up in which at least one is drunk and at least one suspects they were followed there, fun fact.
January 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
"Dude you're getting lube all over my tail feathers!"
"I can't find your cloaca!"
"Reach forward. Don't you have your own cloaca?"
"It's not in the same place."
"It's in the same place, you're just spending more time looking out the window than at my tail."
"I'm worried someone followed us."
"I can't find your cloaca!"
"Reach forward. Don't you have your own cloaca?"
"It's not in the same place."
"It's in the same place, you're just spending more time looking out the window than at my tail."
"I'm worried someone followed us."
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Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
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Nasra Ahmed, 23, was walking through the parking lot of her aunt’s St. Paul apartment complex when she found herself surrounded by 12 agents. Ahmed, born in the USA, says she showed them her I.D. She was forcefully detained and jailed anyway for more than 2 days. www.twincities.com/2026/01/18/s...
St. Paul woman, a U.S. citizen, recounts her two days in detention
Nasra Ahmed, 23, said she was taken to the hospital for an MRI with hands and legs shackled
www.twincities.com
January 18, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Nasra Ahmed, 23, was walking through the parking lot of her aunt’s St. Paul apartment complex when she found herself surrounded by 12 agents. Ahmed, born in the USA, says she showed them her I.D. She was forcefully detained and jailed anyway for more than 2 days. www.twincities.com/2026/01/18/s...
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Death Zambonis.
Stop, collaborate and listen. Or maybe just read this post about Canada selling a bunch of Batmobiles to ICE. www.wonkette.com/p/canada-hoo...
Canada Hooks ICE Up With Some Sweetass Naziwagons
Sorry, eh.
www.wonkette.com
January 18, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Death Zambonis.
Sailors long rescued others who were overboard who whose ships sank. Private (not naval/military) vessels typically did this even for people considered competitors or enemies.
It's a function of understanding the background, environmental danger of living how they live and collectively resisting.
It's a function of understanding the background, environmental danger of living how they live and collectively resisting.
Im not from a cold place but I’ve noticed that people from very cold places have a cultural standard of helping in urgent situations (even in places where they don’t help in nonurgent situation.
The people who live in rural areas, miles away from their closest neighbors, can’t imagine neighbors coming out and standing up for one another
January 18, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Sailors long rescued others who were overboard who whose ships sank. Private (not naval/military) vessels typically did this even for people considered competitors or enemies.
It's a function of understanding the background, environmental danger of living how they live and collectively resisting.
It's a function of understanding the background, environmental danger of living how they live and collectively resisting.
What really pisses me off is all those goddamn idealists who wrote in names of African National Congress officials who were IN PRISON AT THE TIME.
For fuck's sake, why couldn't they build up compromise candidates?
APARTHEID WAS THE FAULT OF THE ANC VOTERS!
For fuck's sake, why couldn't they build up compromise candidates?
APARTHEID WAS THE FAULT OF THE ANC VOTERS!
More of that stellar Democratic Party outreach. Berating people who won't support Plastic Gavin to "find a better candidate." Motherfucker, it's not my job to find you an acceptable candidate. It's my job as a voter to establish my bottom line values. Also, disabled quote posts and comments, coward.
![I'm gonna remind y'all yet again:
Those of you who hate Gavin Newsom currently have TWO AND A HALF YEARS to do everything you can to make sure he doesn't become the Dem nominee in 2028.
If you don't use that time wisely, that's on YOU.
I'm no fan of Newsom myself. There's no fucking way in hell he'll get my vote in the 2028 primaries. 100% chance there WILL be better options.
But make no mistake, if the Dem primary voters in this country disagree with me en masse, I *AM* gonna swallow my pride and vote for Newsom in the general.
Because that's what elections are. They are inherently compromises between you and EVERY OTHER VOTER IN THE COUNTRY.
The key is, do absolutely everything you possibly can NOW, while you still have these two and a half years, to make sure more 2028 Dem primary voters AGREE with you en masse.
And btw, that does NOT just mean shit-talking Newsom at every opportunity. That means spending at least as much time building up alternate candidates you think would be better.
If "Newsom isn't Trump" isn't a good-enough argument, then neither is "[Candidate] isn't Newsom."
If you'd really rather do nothing but bicker and tear Democrats down, then watch helplessly as Newsom becomes the nominee, and sit out the election AGAIN because throwing tantrums is more important to you than doing anything to stop our country from getting worse and worse...then you do you I guess.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zgi3qfrm46r7qr2jriw673gd/bafkreid2awss5lf5rvke7jqwpvnj7huqefqffyz7flxu7d76m5y3v3hcvi@jpeg)
January 18, 2026 at 7:21 PM
What really pisses me off is all those goddamn idealists who wrote in names of African National Congress officials who were IN PRISON AT THE TIME.
For fuck's sake, why couldn't they build up compromise candidates?
APARTHEID WAS THE FAULT OF THE ANC VOTERS!
For fuck's sake, why couldn't they build up compromise candidates?
APARTHEID WAS THE FAULT OF THE ANC VOTERS!
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I think we can all root for this.
January 18, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I think we can all root for this.
So happy to find a conservative on the side of trans kids being able to pick up hormones at the drug store without a doctor's oversight or parental permission, just like aspirin.
Makary: "Why are medications prescription only? If you think about it, if a medication is safe, doesn't require laboratory test monitoring & can't be used in some nefarious way, why do we require a prescription? Most of the world does not do that. There's something magical about price transparency."
January 18, 2026 at 6:29 PM
So happy to find a conservative on the side of trans kids being able to pick up hormones at the drug store without a doctor's oversight or parental permission, just like aspirin.