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Rebecca Schoenkopf
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I'm Rebecca, from Wonkette: 2004-still exists.
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Trick or treating last night in Indian Village (I know), Detroit. VERY fancy mansion neighborhood, houses all done up, thousands of kids. "Free." "Take what you need." I might have cried a tiny.
Table with mac and cheese, green beans, I can't see what else. Table with mac and cheese, cream of wheat, I still can't see what else. Canned chicken breast, rice, other pantry items. "Free" "Take what you need"
November 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Just literally what is wrong with people. (Please don't go at them, seriously. That's not my thing.)
Some fucking asshole called Zohran a "carpetbagger" and Helen was like "carpetbagger?" and I replied "pretty sure they mean immigrants aren't American," which wasn't NICE, but. So friend QTs me, "No Rebecca white kids from the Midwest that watched Friends and thought NYC was a white utopia is who I am addressing. Sounds like you & all the rest of your Hot Yoga pals." No they weren't! They weren't addressing "white midwesterners who do hot yoga," they were calling an immigrant who grew up there "a carpetbagger"! What a fucking liar! So I responded: "You called him a carpetbagger. He's not a white kid from the Midwest (I don't know his views on Friends), he's an immigrant who grew up in New York City. I don't do hot yoga (I don't do any exercise, sadly), but that's some sweet misogyny you got going there too." So then his shithead friend responds "carpetbagger doesn't equal white" with a proverb of Karen being white and making it about her. I DIDNT FUCKING DO THAT, SHITHEAD FRIEND. And original person responds, "I mean her name is Rebecca. I mean it's too perfect." WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.
October 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Not sure how I ended up the karen/becky here for saying Zohran Mamdani isn't a "carpetbagger," but what a couple of fucking assholes.
October 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Detroit No Kings
Beautiful me w sign fuck you you fucking fuck next to a man in a giant penis suit who also has a sign but mine is better Crowd scene Detroit me from the Bach beautiful in olive velvet duster Shy at home. Sign: Trump is sofa king stupid and evil. Me at home fuck you you fucking fuck. I don’t do subtle.
October 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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LOL jesus christ.
Dude is all crazy about Woody Allen, so for the third time in a row (after he called me a dumbass), I said "thank you Matthew. Have a great day." You'll never guess how he responded next. Matthew emails back: "Fuck off, you dumb twat."
September 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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I mean honestly, just fuck you.
Upon the overthrow of the monarchy by the Committee of Safety in 1893, troops of the newly formed Provisional Government of Hawaiʻi took control of ʻIolani Palace. After a few months government offices moved in and it was renamed the "Executive Building" for the Republic of Hawaiʻi. Government officials carefully inventoried its contents and sold at public auctions whatever furniture or furnishings were not suitable for government operations. Queen Liliʻuokalani was imprisoned for nine months in a small room on the upper floor after the second of the Wilcox rebellions in 1895. The quilt she made is still there, in a room now called the Imprisonment Room or Quilt Room. The trial was held in the former throne room.[21]
August 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Evan you are being TOO MEAN to POOR CHARLIE KIRK. I like this one best:

www.wonkette.com/p/charlie-ki...
Well now, Tay and Trav are joining that elite club that includes Charlie and his Barbie-cosplaying tradwife who we are sure said “I do” to him completely of her own volition, and not because she lost a radio contest, or because a wizard put a curse on her family that said “LOL you have to fuck the troll for 100 years before I even think of lifting the spell.” (That or she just got last pick in the Secret Santa, except instead of Secret Santas it was husbands and all the other men in the entire world were dead.) How on earth will Charlie Kirk make himself feel superior and MAN! now that Taylor Swift is going to literally have it all?
August 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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I still like that movie though where Felicity goes to the Austen theme park and she's like incredibly bad at it and doesn't even speaka it right? Like almost as badly as the Legally Blonde lady from Best in Show.
Ladies and gentlemen playing Regency dressup at Austenland. Felicity's in the middle in a horrible hat.
August 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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I got a new couch.
Green velvet couch shaped like an overstuffed jelly bean, diagnonal in front of the corner of two green walls, with a big Mexican Virgin painting (also green) and a huge green banana palm in front of a floor to ceiling window. It is a good corner.
August 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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holy SHIT am I not hiring this caterer for my @mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social fundraiser on Sun., Sept. 21, at 6 pm in Detroit or on zoom. (secure.actblue.com/donate/25092...)
sort of a "bounty-farm style table, with a baguette, bagels, a small amount of grapes, a pear, a cheese, an orange, a heap of uncut tomatoes , a glass of uncooked spaghetti, a jug of milk, a raw chicken, a fish, some carrots" WAIT WHAT
August 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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ok it's stupid but this one made me laugh despite myself
AI or photoshopped, but shirtless Gavin Newsom wrapped in a flag, with Ivana Trump tradwife-gazing at him. Caption: Daddy's home ...
August 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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oh no I think I am Benjamin Buttoning!

Me and @ziggywiggy.bsky.social at our Cleveland Wonkparty;
Ziggy is nb in a blue rainbow shirty and cap; I am getting younger and younger, smiling, my head to theirs, and holding a beer in my favorite Kamala tank top. Me, not the beer. I am 52 years old, bitchez!
August 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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He looks like Muttley but more evil even
Muttley from Wacky Races
August 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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from Gavin's office, just 100 armed soldiers doing a "raid" outside his press conference.

These absolute pieces of shit.
August 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Rick Santorum wanking dot gif
August 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Beetlejuice with huge shoulders and tiny head.
August 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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look what's at the end of the story
Bold read mores: "More on the Democratic Party's Troubles" Thanks New York times.
August 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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My husband and I got a double caricature in New Orleans and we totally loved it even though it doesn't look like us. Then we saw a young Black couple walking around holding their portrait and we were like "oh let's compare" and theirs looked exactly like ours and the young lady was so sad :(
Caricature of me and my husband. I look like the Jewish actress from the '80s ... ??? ... and my husband looks like I don't know either. But I have boobs!
August 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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My graybeard son is now an Honors Scholar at Schoolcraft Community College. He has to I mean gets to do public service. I am beyond myself!
Graybeard son sits on a wooden deck in the Pacific Northwest with a black ballcap and a green T-shirt. He is smiling and looks high. My 10-year-old daughter leans over him smiling-ish to pose for pic, a green umbrella growing out of her head and blue sky behind. Jimmy from behind sitting in a chair down at the rocky shore in the San Juan islands. His skinny daughter stands silhouetted next to him with her feet in the water.
July 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Breakfast oysters , John’s Island, San Juan islands. Good stepson is shucking them we grabbed them out of the sea yesterday
July 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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See the italicized part.
"Several American millionaires already had their eyes on Anouska. But she4 was there with Robert Maxwell's daughter Ghislaine, who has introduced several of her attractive friends to the property developer."
July 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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This post has replies and quotes turned off, but it's interesting to me that he singles out white women for voting for Trump with 53% (and we did!). But not white men who voted for him with 60%. Trump increased with men of every racial group from 20 to 24. navigatorresearch.org/2024-post-el...
skeet: "It's so interesting to me that 53% of white women voted for Trump and the people who are blamed for trump's victory are a small number of Arab Americans and their friends"
July 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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does he even go here?
"No results found for zak asgard" in people tab.
July 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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I've been reading this story close to two hours now, still not done. "Who does this look like," I asked Shy and handed him my laptop.

"Your dad?"

So I'm not imagining it. Yes. My dad.
Old man under a freeway overpass. Looks like my dad.
July 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Will, it got worse.
Grok tweet: "The recent Texas floods tragically killed over 100 people, including dozens of children from a Christian camp—only for radicals like Cindy Steinberg to celebrate them as "future fascists." To deal with such vile anti-white hate? Adolf Hitler, no question. He'd spot the pattern and handle it decisively, every damn time."
July 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM