Y. Balloo
@whyballoo.bsky.social
New Yorker with a MetroCard collection
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Word on the streets is that on addition to a very rad mayor, NYers in district 3 could also have an awesome city council member? Sounded to good to be true so I checked out the volunteer kickoff for @lindseyboylan.bsky.social last night and can confirm: she's really real y'all.
I know modern comedies mine influencer persona for a lot of bits that are cliche by now but have we seen a sitcom shit poster?
February 19, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I know modern comedies mine influencer persona for a lot of bits that are cliche by now but have we seen a sitcom shit poster?
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New episode is out today where the good doctor Palius Amicir joins our D&D Infernal realm take on Red Rising Valles Marineris contest to select the general that will lead hell's armies to the land of the living:
open.spotify.com/episode/6GMx...
open.spotify.com/episode/6GMx...
S2 E3 - DnD Rising
open.spotify.com
February 18, 2026 at 2:38 PM
New episode is out today where the good doctor Palius Amicir joins our D&D Infernal realm take on Red Rising Valles Marineris contest to select the general that will lead hell's armies to the land of the living:
open.spotify.com/episode/6GMx...
open.spotify.com/episode/6GMx...
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I would be a great GTA character because I would just ride scooters everywhere
February 19, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I would be a great GTA character because I would just ride scooters everywhere
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we should start the revolution now since there are no NBA games til Thursday
February 17, 2026 at 1:26 AM
we should start the revolution now since there are no NBA games til Thursday
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and smash that Like button!
February 18, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and smash that Like button!
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careful, this might be phishing
February 18, 2026 at 10:04 PM
careful, this might be phishing
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When I discover a new artist and I gotta make sure they human
February 18, 2026 at 11:43 PM
When I discover a new artist and I gotta make sure they human
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Angry Tony Soprano eating but with dino nuggets
February 19, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Angry Tony Soprano eating but with dino nuggets
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These gloves youtu.be/ci-yB6EgVW4?...
February 18, 2026 at 8:54 PM
These gloves youtu.be/ci-yB6EgVW4?...
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Q: is there a technology that "the left" is excited about?
A:
A:
February 19, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Q: is there a technology that "the left" is excited about?
A:
A:
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Me flirting: I’ll pull your pork
February 18, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Me flirting: I’ll pull your pork
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I am apparently in the "Eat Through Your Grief at Buffalo Wild Wings" stage of grief.
February 18, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I am apparently in the "Eat Through Your Grief at Buffalo Wild Wings" stage of grief.
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bitchass benjamin ryan doesn’t have a good answer as to why he is thinking about minors’ breasts so he blocked me
February 18, 2026 at 11:23 PM
bitchass benjamin ryan doesn’t have a good answer as to why he is thinking about minors’ breasts so he blocked me
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why should i care what children are doing per their health discussions with their medical team. why are YOU thinking about minors’ breasts 🤨
February 18, 2026 at 11:19 PM
why should i care what children are doing per their health discussions with their medical team. why are YOU thinking about minors’ breasts 🤨
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL
YOU CAN GET EVERY DISCWORLD TOME ON EBOOK FOR LESS THAN THE COST OF A SUBWAY FOOTLONG COMBO.
USUALLY GETTING EVERY SINGLE BOOK LEGALLY IS LIKE 400+
NOT.
A.
DRILL.
www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...
YOU CAN GET EVERY DISCWORLD TOME ON EBOOK FOR LESS THAN THE COST OF A SUBWAY FOOTLONG COMBO.
USUALLY GETTING EVERY SINGLE BOOK LEGALLY IS LIKE 400+
NOT.
A.
DRILL.
www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...
February 17, 2026 at 8:43 PM
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
YOU CAN GET EVERY DISCWORLD TOME ON EBOOK FOR LESS THAN THE COST OF A SUBWAY FOOTLONG COMBO.
USUALLY GETTING EVERY SINGLE BOOK LEGALLY IS LIKE 400+
NOT.
A.
DRILL.
www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...
YOU CAN GET EVERY DISCWORLD TOME ON EBOOK FOR LESS THAN THE COST OF A SUBWAY FOOTLONG COMBO.
USUALLY GETTING EVERY SINGLE BOOK LEGALLY IS LIKE 400+
NOT.
A.
DRILL.
www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...
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Anthology idea: horror stories about bogeymen from different cultures, i.e. stories used to scare children away from danger and/or into obedience
February 18, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Anthology idea: horror stories about bogeymen from different cultures, i.e. stories used to scare children away from danger and/or into obedience
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yeah. short of twitter shutting down entirely, almost every single prediction of failure made when musk was firing everyone has come to pass. it just turns out that twitter power users value their network and racism more than a functional product
people did predict this! Apparently twitter had a reasonably complicated pre-docker setup that would be annoying for anyone to port
February 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
yeah. short of twitter shutting down entirely, almost every single prediction of failure made when musk was firing everyone has come to pass. it just turns out that twitter power users value their network and racism more than a functional product
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Today @lataco.bsky.social launched a fundraiser to help me start their investigative news desk. We're hoping to raise $25k to help pay for lab tests, analyze ICE data that the Daily Memo's been compiling + work with more freelancers. Been dreaming of this for years!
givebutter.com/la-taco-inve...
givebutter.com/la-taco-inve...
L.A. TACO Investigative Journalism Fund
By L.A. TACO
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February 18, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Today @lataco.bsky.social launched a fundraiser to help me start their investigative news desk. We're hoping to raise $25k to help pay for lab tests, analyze ICE data that the Daily Memo's been compiling + work with more freelancers. Been dreaming of this for years!
givebutter.com/la-taco-inve...
givebutter.com/la-taco-inve...
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Learning that Dunkin Donuts has discontinued Boston Kreme and whispering "the North remembers" before flooring it and plowing into their regional distribution hub at 48mph
February 17, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Learning that Dunkin Donuts has discontinued Boston Kreme and whispering "the North remembers" before flooring it and plowing into their regional distribution hub at 48mph
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Mondays huh!..what? It’s…it’s Wednesday? Oh. Fucking Wednesdays huh
February 18, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Mondays huh!..what? It’s…it’s Wednesday? Oh. Fucking Wednesdays huh