The Kobayashi Balloo
@whyballoo.bsky.social
Photographer, Novelist, Competitive Knitter
Dungeon Master/Host of DnD Versus, find it here:
https://rss.com/podcasts/dnd-versus/
Banner by @rachelgeorge
Dungeon Master/Host of DnD Versus, find it here:
https://rss.com/podcasts/dnd-versus/
Banner by @rachelgeorge
Stoned in a NY cab watching Newsmax on a Taxi TV
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Stoned in a NY cab watching Newsmax on a Taxi TV
Yes, I still think about this tweet all the time
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Yes, I still think about this tweet all the time
There's one more
November 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
There's one more
I won't post the family photos here EXCEPT for this edit of my 2 yo niece after she threw a tantrum because her dad said she couldn't have her toy stroller and doll in the posed portraits
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I won't post the family photos here EXCEPT for this edit of my 2 yo niece after she threw a tantrum because her dad said she couldn't have her toy stroller and doll in the posed portraits
Took (adorable) family photos of my cousins and their kids up in Fort Tryon Park today- managed to catch the foliage while it's still bright- and rewarding myself with the best bacon egg and cheese in Manhattan at the Uptown Garrison
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Took (adorable) family photos of my cousins and their kids up in Fort Tryon Park today- managed to catch the foliage while it's still bright- and rewarding myself with the best bacon egg and cheese in Manhattan at the Uptown Garrison
Gotta hand it to em, they had us on this one
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Gotta hand it to em, they had us on this one
AUTUMN SUNSET WENT OFF IN MORNINGSIDE HEIGHTS
November 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
AUTUMN SUNSET WENT OFF IN MORNINGSIDE HEIGHTS
CORDY got a STICK
November 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
CORDY got a STICK
AUTUMN with CORDY in RIVERSIDE PARK
November 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
AUTUMN with CORDY in RIVERSIDE PARK
You don't fucking say
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
You don't fucking say
No, New York did not invent Autumn, but we do it very well.
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
No, New York did not invent Autumn, but we do it very well.
Autumn in NYC with Cordy this morning. Old girl had the energy to get us up to Riverside Park today.
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Autumn in NYC with Cordy this morning. Old girl had the energy to get us up to Riverside Park today.
Me, the DM: Oh funny, I just realized it could be a whole wrench in the works if you start a fight with this royal diplomat from the elemental plane.
Players: LOL WE SHOULD START A FIGHT WITH THEM, WE CAN GO TO THE PLANE WHERE THEY CAME FROM AND START AN INTERDIMENSIONAL WAR
Me:
Players: LOL WE SHOULD START A FIGHT WITH THEM, WE CAN GO TO THE PLANE WHERE THEY CAME FROM AND START AN INTERDIMENSIONAL WAR
Me:
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Me, the DM: Oh funny, I just realized it could be a whole wrench in the works if you start a fight with this royal diplomat from the elemental plane.
Players: LOL WE SHOULD START A FIGHT WITH THEM, WE CAN GO TO THE PLANE WHERE THEY CAME FROM AND START AN INTERDIMENSIONAL WAR
Me:
Players: LOL WE SHOULD START A FIGHT WITH THEM, WE CAN GO TO THE PLANE WHERE THEY CAME FROM AND START AN INTERDIMENSIONAL WAR
Me:
For real though
November 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
For real though
To paraphrase Kurt Vonnegut:
GO TAKE A FLYING FUCK AT A ROLLING DONUT ANDREW CUOMO
GO TAKE A FLYING FUCK AT THE MOON
GO TAKE A FLYING FUCK AT A ROLLING DONUT ANDREW CUOMO
GO TAKE A FLYING FUCK AT THE MOON
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
To paraphrase Kurt Vonnegut:
GO TAKE A FLYING FUCK AT A ROLLING DONUT ANDREW CUOMO
GO TAKE A FLYING FUCK AT THE MOON
GO TAKE A FLYING FUCK AT A ROLLING DONUT ANDREW CUOMO
GO TAKE A FLYING FUCK AT THE MOON
Rot in Piss, Dick Cheney 1941-2025
November 4, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Rot in Piss, Dick Cheney 1941-2025
The mouth of Sauron has emerged through the black gate to announce that Sauron is endorsing Andrew Cuomo for Mayor
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The mouth of Sauron has emerged through the black gate to announce that Sauron is endorsing Andrew Cuomo for Mayor
Look on my Works, ye whitey, and despair! - Dr. Yakub
November 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Look on my Works, ye whitey, and despair! - Dr. Yakub