Caudle - Delighted Dog
@caudlewag.bsky.social
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Current Nickname - Domino (Caudle is fine)
Fan of big tails (And big tales!)
I make noise as a VA! Also a sound editor hello!
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Patreon: http://patreon.com/Caudle
Current Nickname - Domino (Caudle is fine)
Fan of big tails (And big tales!)
I make noise as a VA! Also a sound editor hello!
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Ace-Pan Any-Pronoun
Patreon: http://patreon.com/Caudle
The level to which right leaning conspiracy types have been tricked into supporting all they purport to hate is frankly hilarious
Everything they fear the left does it seems like the right is CURRENTLY DOING IT, and that being fine for them mystifies me.
Of course I know why the hate is the point.
Everything they fear the left does it seems like the right is CURRENTLY DOING IT, and that being fine for them mystifies me.
Of course I know why the hate is the point.
Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
January 31, 2026 at 4:53 PM
The level to which right leaning conspiracy types have been tricked into supporting all they purport to hate is frankly hilarious
Everything they fear the left does it seems like the right is CURRENTLY DOING IT, and that being fine for them mystifies me.
Of course I know why the hate is the point.
Everything they fear the left does it seems like the right is CURRENTLY DOING IT, and that being fine for them mystifies me.
Of course I know why the hate is the point.
Reposted by Caudle - Delighted Dog
Tigger Tail Aptophilia Posting: “They’re bottoms are made out of springs”
January 31, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Tigger Tail Aptophilia Posting: “They’re bottoms are made out of springs”
Reposted by Caudle - Delighted Dog
HA folks asked 'Wait how much bigger would this be without the character limit, and I was feeling the id brain so...
Art by @hornyori.bsky.social
Art by @hornyori.bsky.social
January 31, 2026 at 2:39 AM
HA folks asked 'Wait how much bigger would this be without the character limit, and I was feeling the id brain so...
Art by @hornyori.bsky.social
Art by @hornyori.bsky.social
Does anyone know of any cute doggy avatars for VR?
I can't get on the proper VRChat until I figure out the airbridge thing, but I searched the public worlds for a doggo that had Dalmatian energy whilst not screaming 'I am a twink in my twenties' and was found wanting.
I can't get on the proper VRChat until I figure out the airbridge thing, but I searched the public worlds for a doggo that had Dalmatian energy whilst not screaming 'I am a twink in my twenties' and was found wanting.
January 31, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Does anyone know of any cute doggy avatars for VR?
I can't get on the proper VRChat until I figure out the airbridge thing, but I searched the public worlds for a doggo that had Dalmatian energy whilst not screaming 'I am a twink in my twenties' and was found wanting.
I can't get on the proper VRChat until I figure out the airbridge thing, but I searched the public worlds for a doggo that had Dalmatian energy whilst not screaming 'I am a twink in my twenties' and was found wanting.
I am having so much fun with Walkabout Mini golf lately I want to wag myself through the floor.
You would not.
BELIEVE.
How hard this makes it to putt, but I digress.
I-I get a handycap when I'm happy o-okay?
You would not.
BELIEVE.
How hard this makes it to putt, but I digress.
I-I get a handycap when I'm happy o-okay?
a cartoon husky dog with blue eyes is standing on a sidewalk next to a skateboard
ALT: a cartoon husky dog with blue eyes is standing on a sidewalk next to a skateboard
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January 31, 2026 at 6:00 AM
I am having so much fun with Walkabout Mini golf lately I want to wag myself through the floor.
You would not.
BELIEVE.
How hard this makes it to putt, but I digress.
I-I get a handycap when I'm happy o-okay?
You would not.
BELIEVE.
How hard this makes it to putt, but I digress.
I-I get a handycap when I'm happy o-okay?
The more I think about Stranger Things the madder I get and I don't even go here anymore I have not watched the finale.
But as a writer that they 'Introduced a new likable character to kill' twice in a row was bad.
That they did it pretty much every season is legitimately insane.
But as a writer that they 'Introduced a new likable character to kill' twice in a row was bad.
That they did it pretty much every season is legitimately insane.
January 31, 2026 at 4:29 AM
The more I think about Stranger Things the madder I get and I don't even go here anymore I have not watched the finale.
But as a writer that they 'Introduced a new likable character to kill' twice in a row was bad.
That they did it pretty much every season is legitimately insane.
But as a writer that they 'Introduced a new likable character to kill' twice in a row was bad.
That they did it pretty much every season is legitimately insane.
*A dog leans over his desk, his tail twitches in thought every now and again*
How did I break it?
*He starts to wag that you're interested, turning around*
I
*WHAP*
*Hip and tail whack the monitor with tens of pounds of canine happiness*
*It turns on*
...
I am...calling this a win.
How did I break it?
*He starts to wag that you're interested, turning around*
I
*WHAP*
*Hip and tail whack the monitor with tens of pounds of canine happiness*
*It turns on*
...
I am...calling this a win.
January 31, 2026 at 12:59 AM
*A dog leans over his desk, his tail twitches in thought every now and again*
How did I break it?
*He starts to wag that you're interested, turning around*
I
*WHAP*
*Hip and tail whack the monitor with tens of pounds of canine happiness*
*It turns on*
...
I am...calling this a win.
How did I break it?
*He starts to wag that you're interested, turning around*
I
*WHAP*
*Hip and tail whack the monitor with tens of pounds of canine happiness*
*It turns on*
...
I am...calling this a win.
Chrispaullawlor on Youtube posts about interesting places in Scottland and...
uh...
*Eyes get big*
uh...
*Eyes get big*
January 31, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Chrispaullawlor on Youtube posts about interesting places in Scottland and...
uh...
*Eyes get big*
uh...
*Eyes get big*
Sorry I keep talking about super heroes, I think my Good Boy nature clicks with them...
It's just...I think I knew when Marvel was dead to me was when What If? Turned out to be the blandest thing in the universe. I am not even sure how they managed that.
What If?...You told an interesting story
It's just...I think I knew when Marvel was dead to me was when What If? Turned out to be the blandest thing in the universe. I am not even sure how they managed that.
What If?...You told an interesting story
What If What Is Happening GIF
ALT: What If What Is Happening GIF
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January 31, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Sorry I keep talking about super heroes, I think my Good Boy nature clicks with them...
It's just...I think I knew when Marvel was dead to me was when What If? Turned out to be the blandest thing in the universe. I am not even sure how they managed that.
What If?...You told an interesting story
It's just...I think I knew when Marvel was dead to me was when What If? Turned out to be the blandest thing in the universe. I am not even sure how they managed that.
What If?...You told an interesting story
Rumors it happened when I was turning around while talking about Belfort and Lupin are exaggerated...
Futzing...
Futzing...
January 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Rumors it happened when I was turning around while talking about Belfort and Lupin are exaggerated...
Futzing...
Futzing...
I-I think my main and most expensive computer monitor just broke...
January 30, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I-I think my main and most expensive computer monitor just broke...
W-who forgot Detective Pikachu?
I didn't forget Pointlesshub...I didn't forget...
I didn't forget Pointlesshub...I didn't forget...
January 30, 2026 at 9:05 PM
W-who forgot Detective Pikachu?
I didn't forget Pointlesshub...I didn't forget...
I didn't forget Pointlesshub...I didn't forget...
This is not a calming answer...
January 30, 2026 at 8:24 PM
This is not a calming answer...
Reposted by Caudle - Delighted Dog
*The canine clerk tilts his head with a slight whine of confusion as you make a throwing motion*
Y-you know that doesn't work right? I'm not just going to...chase that ball...
Plus, you didn't even throw it...it's still in your hand...
...Now that we HAVE established fetch as an option though...
Y-you know that doesn't work right? I'm not just going to...chase that ball...
Plus, you didn't even throw it...it's still in your hand...
...Now that we HAVE established fetch as an option though...
January 26, 2026 at 8:32 PM
*The canine clerk tilts his head with a slight whine of confusion as you make a throwing motion*
Y-you know that doesn't work right? I'm not just going to...chase that ball...
Plus, you didn't even throw it...it's still in your hand...
...Now that we HAVE established fetch as an option though...
Y-you know that doesn't work right? I'm not just going to...chase that ball...
Plus, you didn't even throw it...it's still in your hand...
...Now that we HAVE established fetch as an option though...
Reposted by Caudle - Delighted Dog
Q: How can you be happy right now?
A: While I may not be the one pulling back my foot to kick an ICE agent's head, if I am not waking up in rapturous joy at the thought of doing anything I can to put rockets and flame stickers on the footwear that will crash through the teeth of fascism, I'm dead.
A: While I may not be the one pulling back my foot to kick an ICE agent's head, if I am not waking up in rapturous joy at the thought of doing anything I can to put rockets and flame stickers on the footwear that will crash through the teeth of fascism, I'm dead.
January 29, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Q: How can you be happy right now?
A: While I may not be the one pulling back my foot to kick an ICE agent's head, if I am not waking up in rapturous joy at the thought of doing anything I can to put rockets and flame stickers on the footwear that will crash through the teeth of fascism, I'm dead.
A: While I may not be the one pulling back my foot to kick an ICE agent's head, if I am not waking up in rapturous joy at the thought of doing anything I can to put rockets and flame stickers on the footwear that will crash through the teeth of fascism, I'm dead.
...
I went to the grocery store instead of the coffee shop...
I went to the grocery store instead of the coffee shop...
Stuck home because I've been taking my dog with me to go grocery shopping lately (I walk him around the plaza then let him chill while I shop), and he likes this so much I can't pick up my keys anymore.
T-the coffeeshop doesn't allow dogs.
But he's so excited that I picked up the keys...
T-the coffeeshop doesn't allow dogs.
But he's so excited that I picked up the keys...
January 30, 2026 at 4:06 PM
...
I went to the grocery store instead of the coffee shop...
I went to the grocery store instead of the coffee shop...
Stuck home because I've been taking my dog with me to go grocery shopping lately (I walk him around the plaza then let him chill while I shop), and he likes this so much I can't pick up my keys anymore.
T-the coffeeshop doesn't allow dogs.
But he's so excited that I picked up the keys...
T-the coffeeshop doesn't allow dogs.
But he's so excited that I picked up the keys...
January 30, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Stuck home because I've been taking my dog with me to go grocery shopping lately (I walk him around the plaza then let him chill while I shop), and he likes this so much I can't pick up my keys anymore.
T-the coffeeshop doesn't allow dogs.
But he's so excited that I picked up the keys...
T-the coffeeshop doesn't allow dogs.
But he's so excited that I picked up the keys...
*The dog pads over to his oft put upon computer chair and puts his rump upon it, a swish to him as he begins to write.*
*SqueakgroanSqueakGroan*
*The chair is tugged to and fro by the Newtonian motion of doggy happiness to be writing. Faster as it goes*
*How long said chair will last is unclear*
*SqueakgroanSqueakGroan*
*The chair is tugged to and fro by the Newtonian motion of doggy happiness to be writing. Faster as it goes*
*How long said chair will last is unclear*
January 30, 2026 at 3:30 PM
*The dog pads over to his oft put upon computer chair and puts his rump upon it, a swish to him as he begins to write.*
*SqueakgroanSqueakGroan*
*The chair is tugged to and fro by the Newtonian motion of doggy happiness to be writing. Faster as it goes*
*How long said chair will last is unclear*
*SqueakgroanSqueakGroan*
*The chair is tugged to and fro by the Newtonian motion of doggy happiness to be writing. Faster as it goes*
*How long said chair will last is unclear*
OH RIGHT the prose says her tail is a 'Tentacle' here, and I got a curious DM about it.
AHAHA Pachy's tail is wahtever she wants it to be, but there's tentacle variant I get sometimes. Not much because it weirds people out, but for someone for whom the alien strangeness is kind of the point...
🎨👇
AHAHA Pachy's tail is wahtever she wants it to be, but there's tentacle variant I get sometimes. Not much because it weirds people out, but for someone for whom the alien strangeness is kind of the point...
🎨👇
January 30, 2026 at 2:29 PM
OH RIGHT the prose says her tail is a 'Tentacle' here, and I got a curious DM about it.
AHAHA Pachy's tail is wahtever she wants it to be, but there's tentacle variant I get sometimes. Not much because it weirds people out, but for someone for whom the alien strangeness is kind of the point...
🎨👇
AHAHA Pachy's tail is wahtever she wants it to be, but there's tentacle variant I get sometimes. Not much because it weirds people out, but for someone for whom the alien strangeness is kind of the point...
🎨👇
I feel half the fun of a super hero story is the same as a JoJo's Bizzare Adventure fight.
Namely, two people with weird powers using them creatively to solve the problem of beating each other up.
The fact I cannot think of the last time a Marvel hero used a power so creatively I noticed bugs me.
Namely, two people with weird powers using them creatively to solve the problem of beating each other up.
The fact I cannot think of the last time a Marvel hero used a power so creatively I noticed bugs me.
a cartoon of two men standing next to each other with a purple background .
ALT: a cartoon of two men standing next to each other with a purple background .
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January 30, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I feel half the fun of a super hero story is the same as a JoJo's Bizzare Adventure fight.
Namely, two people with weird powers using them creatively to solve the problem of beating each other up.
The fact I cannot think of the last time a Marvel hero used a power so creatively I noticed bugs me.
Namely, two people with weird powers using them creatively to solve the problem of beating each other up.
The fact I cannot think of the last time a Marvel hero used a power so creatively I noticed bugs me.
OKAY
For the first time in the universe someone has actually asked me for MORE big tail Belfort and Lupin and gushed to the nines about this incredibly esoteric story...
AHAHAH and that's worth this whole meme, I am about to wag my chair into goddamn dust.
For the first time in the universe someone has actually asked me for MORE big tail Belfort and Lupin and gushed to the nines about this incredibly esoteric story...
AHAHAH and that's worth this whole meme, I am about to wag my chair into goddamn dust.
The tail of Augustin Prosper de Belfort had become a fluffy leviathan, easily two and a half times as long as the dog it was attached to. His white, fluffy fur covered a surprisingly dense and strong core, with a prehensility that put the monkeys in the menagerie to shame.
January 30, 2026 at 1:12 PM
OKAY
For the first time in the universe someone has actually asked me for MORE big tail Belfort and Lupin and gushed to the nines about this incredibly esoteric story...
AHAHAH and that's worth this whole meme, I am about to wag my chair into goddamn dust.
For the first time in the universe someone has actually asked me for MORE big tail Belfort and Lupin and gushed to the nines about this incredibly esoteric story...
AHAHAH and that's worth this whole meme, I am about to wag my chair into goddamn dust.
*Glances at the last few posts*
Okay I have over 100 stories on FA over the course of 10 years? But I think if I actually did this to the point I did all the likes people would be sick of it. *A dog tippy taps his paws nervously* so I'll stop, but do check them out!
Comments make me wag...
Okay I have over 100 stories on FA over the course of 10 years? But I think if I actually did this to the point I did all the likes people would be sick of it. *A dog tippy taps his paws nervously* so I'll stop, but do check them out!
Comments make me wag...
January 30, 2026 at 5:55 AM
*Glances at the last few posts*
Okay I have over 100 stories on FA over the course of 10 years? But I think if I actually did this to the point I did all the likes people would be sick of it. *A dog tippy taps his paws nervously* so I'll stop, but do check them out!
Comments make me wag...
Okay I have over 100 stories on FA over the course of 10 years? But I think if I actually did this to the point I did all the likes people would be sick of it. *A dog tippy taps his paws nervously* so I'll stop, but do check them out!
Comments make me wag...
The tail of Augustin Prosper de Belfort had become a fluffy leviathan, easily two and a half times as long as the dog it was attached to. His white, fluffy fur covered a surprisingly dense and strong core, with a prehensility that put the monkeys in the menagerie to shame.
January 30, 2026 at 5:54 AM
The tail of Augustin Prosper de Belfort had become a fluffy leviathan, easily two and a half times as long as the dog it was attached to. His white, fluffy fur covered a surprisingly dense and strong core, with a prehensility that put the monkeys in the menagerie to shame.
“Now, my dear Lupin, you said I get to pick what we do…”
With fidget-inducingly little effort, Belfort braced his hind legs and, with a flex, lifted the wolf bodily from the floor of the palace. Lupin felt the warm density under that opulent fluff tense and hold him tighter, stilling his wiggles.
With fidget-inducingly little effort, Belfort braced his hind legs and, with a flex, lifted the wolf bodily from the floor of the palace. Lupin felt the warm density under that opulent fluff tense and hold him tighter, stilling his wiggles.
January 30, 2026 at 5:52 AM
“Now, my dear Lupin, you said I get to pick what we do…”
With fidget-inducingly little effort, Belfort braced his hind legs and, with a flex, lifted the wolf bodily from the floor of the palace. Lupin felt the warm density under that opulent fluff tense and hold him tighter, stilling his wiggles.
With fidget-inducingly little effort, Belfort braced his hind legs and, with a flex, lifted the wolf bodily from the floor of the palace. Lupin felt the warm density under that opulent fluff tense and hold him tighter, stilling his wiggles.
"She'd let him escape... then out of nowhere, he'd be swallowed up in flesh again, squeezing, clenching loops wrapping around him with strange affectionate excitement. He'd be spun like a top. Over his eyes, over his ears, the silken rasp of flesh became his world. Reeled back.
Back to Dentia."
Back to Dentia."
January 30, 2026 at 5:49 AM
"She'd let him escape... then out of nowhere, he'd be swallowed up in flesh again, squeezing, clenching loops wrapping around him with strange affectionate excitement. He'd be spun like a top. Over his eyes, over his ears, the silken rasp of flesh became his world. Reeled back.
Back to Dentia."
Back to Dentia."