Caudle - Delighted Dog
@caudlewag.bsky.social
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Current Nickname - Domino (Caudle is fine)
Fan of big tails (And big tales!)
I make noise as a VA! Also a sound editor hello!
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Patreon: http://patreon.com/Caudle
Current Nickname - Domino (Caudle is fine)
Fan of big tails (And big tales!)
I make noise as a VA! Also a sound editor hello!
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Ace-Pan Any-Pronoun
Patreon: http://patreon.com/Caudle
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I went to the grocery store instead of the coffee shop...
I went to the grocery store instead of the coffee shop...
Stuck home because I've been taking my dog with me to go grocery shopping lately (I walk him around the plaza then let him chill while I shop), and he likes this so much I can't pick up my keys anymore.
T-the coffeeshop doesn't allow dogs.
But he's so excited that I picked up the keys...
T-the coffeeshop doesn't allow dogs.
But he's so excited that I picked up the keys...
January 30, 2026 at 4:06 PM
...
I went to the grocery store instead of the coffee shop...
I went to the grocery store instead of the coffee shop...
Stuck home because I've been taking my dog with me to go grocery shopping lately (I walk him around the plaza then let him chill while I shop), and he likes this so much I can't pick up my keys anymore.
T-the coffeeshop doesn't allow dogs.
But he's so excited that I picked up the keys...
T-the coffeeshop doesn't allow dogs.
But he's so excited that I picked up the keys...
January 30, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Stuck home because I've been taking my dog with me to go grocery shopping lately (I walk him around the plaza then let him chill while I shop), and he likes this so much I can't pick up my keys anymore.
T-the coffeeshop doesn't allow dogs.
But he's so excited that I picked up the keys...
T-the coffeeshop doesn't allow dogs.
But he's so excited that I picked up the keys...
*The dog pads over to his oft put upon computer chair and puts his rump upon it, a swish to him as he begins to write.*
*SqueakgroanSqueakGroan*
*The chair is tugged to and fro by the Newtonian motion of doggy happiness to be writing. Faster as it goes*
*How long said chair will last is unclear*
*SqueakgroanSqueakGroan*
*The chair is tugged to and fro by the Newtonian motion of doggy happiness to be writing. Faster as it goes*
*How long said chair will last is unclear*
January 30, 2026 at 3:30 PM
*The dog pads over to his oft put upon computer chair and puts his rump upon it, a swish to him as he begins to write.*
*SqueakgroanSqueakGroan*
*The chair is tugged to and fro by the Newtonian motion of doggy happiness to be writing. Faster as it goes*
*How long said chair will last is unclear*
*SqueakgroanSqueakGroan*
*The chair is tugged to and fro by the Newtonian motion of doggy happiness to be writing. Faster as it goes*
*How long said chair will last is unclear*
OH RIGHT the prose says her tail is a 'Tentacle' here, and I got a curious DM about it.
AHAHA Pachy's tail is wahtever she wants it to be, but there's tentacle variant I get sometimes. Not much because it weirds people out, but for someone for whom the alien strangeness is kind of the point...
🎨👇
AHAHA Pachy's tail is wahtever she wants it to be, but there's tentacle variant I get sometimes. Not much because it weirds people out, but for someone for whom the alien strangeness is kind of the point...
🎨👇
January 30, 2026 at 2:29 PM
OH RIGHT the prose says her tail is a 'Tentacle' here, and I got a curious DM about it.
AHAHA Pachy's tail is wahtever she wants it to be, but there's tentacle variant I get sometimes. Not much because it weirds people out, but for someone for whom the alien strangeness is kind of the point...
🎨👇
AHAHA Pachy's tail is wahtever she wants it to be, but there's tentacle variant I get sometimes. Not much because it weirds people out, but for someone for whom the alien strangeness is kind of the point...
🎨👇
I feel half the fun of a super hero story is the same as a JoJo's Bizzare Adventure fight.
Namely, two people with weird powers using them creatively to solve the problem of beating each other up.
The fact I cannot think of the last time a Marvel hero used a power so creatively I noticed bugs me.
Namely, two people with weird powers using them creatively to solve the problem of beating each other up.
The fact I cannot think of the last time a Marvel hero used a power so creatively I noticed bugs me.
a cartoon of two men standing next to each other with a purple background .
ALT: a cartoon of two men standing next to each other with a purple background .
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January 30, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I feel half the fun of a super hero story is the same as a JoJo's Bizzare Adventure fight.
Namely, two people with weird powers using them creatively to solve the problem of beating each other up.
The fact I cannot think of the last time a Marvel hero used a power so creatively I noticed bugs me.
Namely, two people with weird powers using them creatively to solve the problem of beating each other up.
The fact I cannot think of the last time a Marvel hero used a power so creatively I noticed bugs me.
OKAY
For the first time in the universe someone has actually asked me for MORE big tail Belfort and Lupin and gushed to the nines about this incredibly esoteric story...
AHAHAH and that's worth this whole meme, I am about to wag my chair into goddamn dust.
For the first time in the universe someone has actually asked me for MORE big tail Belfort and Lupin and gushed to the nines about this incredibly esoteric story...
AHAHAH and that's worth this whole meme, I am about to wag my chair into goddamn dust.
The tail of Augustin Prosper de Belfort had become a fluffy leviathan, easily two and a half times as long as the dog it was attached to. His white, fluffy fur covered a surprisingly dense and strong core, with a prehensility that put the monkeys in the menagerie to shame.
January 30, 2026 at 1:12 PM
OKAY
For the first time in the universe someone has actually asked me for MORE big tail Belfort and Lupin and gushed to the nines about this incredibly esoteric story...
AHAHAH and that's worth this whole meme, I am about to wag my chair into goddamn dust.
For the first time in the universe someone has actually asked me for MORE big tail Belfort and Lupin and gushed to the nines about this incredibly esoteric story...
AHAHAH and that's worth this whole meme, I am about to wag my chair into goddamn dust.
*Glances at the last few posts*
Okay I have over 100 stories on FA over the course of 10 years? But I think if I actually did this to the point I did all the likes people would be sick of it. *A dog tippy taps his paws nervously* so I'll stop, but do check them out!
Comments make me wag...
Okay I have over 100 stories on FA over the course of 10 years? But I think if I actually did this to the point I did all the likes people would be sick of it. *A dog tippy taps his paws nervously* so I'll stop, but do check them out!
Comments make me wag...
January 30, 2026 at 5:55 AM
*Glances at the last few posts*
Okay I have over 100 stories on FA over the course of 10 years? But I think if I actually did this to the point I did all the likes people would be sick of it. *A dog tippy taps his paws nervously* so I'll stop, but do check them out!
Comments make me wag...
Okay I have over 100 stories on FA over the course of 10 years? But I think if I actually did this to the point I did all the likes people would be sick of it. *A dog tippy taps his paws nervously* so I'll stop, but do check them out!
Comments make me wag...
The tail of Augustin Prosper de Belfort had become a fluffy leviathan, easily two and a half times as long as the dog it was attached to. His white, fluffy fur covered a surprisingly dense and strong core, with a prehensility that put the monkeys in the menagerie to shame.
January 30, 2026 at 5:54 AM
The tail of Augustin Prosper de Belfort had become a fluffy leviathan, easily two and a half times as long as the dog it was attached to. His white, fluffy fur covered a surprisingly dense and strong core, with a prehensility that put the monkeys in the menagerie to shame.
“Now, my dear Lupin, you said I get to pick what we do…”
With fidget-inducingly little effort, Belfort braced his hind legs and, with a flex, lifted the wolf bodily from the floor of the palace. Lupin felt the warm density under that opulent fluff tense and hold him tighter, stilling his wiggles.
With fidget-inducingly little effort, Belfort braced his hind legs and, with a flex, lifted the wolf bodily from the floor of the palace. Lupin felt the warm density under that opulent fluff tense and hold him tighter, stilling his wiggles.
January 30, 2026 at 5:52 AM
“Now, my dear Lupin, you said I get to pick what we do…”
With fidget-inducingly little effort, Belfort braced his hind legs and, with a flex, lifted the wolf bodily from the floor of the palace. Lupin felt the warm density under that opulent fluff tense and hold him tighter, stilling his wiggles.
With fidget-inducingly little effort, Belfort braced his hind legs and, with a flex, lifted the wolf bodily from the floor of the palace. Lupin felt the warm density under that opulent fluff tense and hold him tighter, stilling his wiggles.
"She'd let him escape... then out of nowhere, he'd be swallowed up in flesh again, squeezing, clenching loops wrapping around him with strange affectionate excitement. He'd be spun like a top. Over his eyes, over his ears, the silken rasp of flesh became his world. Reeled back.
Back to Dentia."
Back to Dentia."
January 30, 2026 at 5:49 AM
"She'd let him escape... then out of nowhere, he'd be swallowed up in flesh again, squeezing, clenching loops wrapping around him with strange affectionate excitement. He'd be spun like a top. Over his eyes, over his ears, the silken rasp of flesh became his world. Reeled back.
Back to Dentia."
Back to Dentia."
Krypto blinked, then jumped, floating in the air and prancing, tail wagging a mile a minute. “Thank you! Thankyouth! I-"
Something familiar, long and green snaked up to wrap around his tail and yank him back to the ground.
"Careful Kansas."
Krypto looked back to see the destruction of his wag.
Something familiar, long and green snaked up to wrap around his tail and yank him back to the ground.
"Careful Kansas."
Krypto looked back to see the destruction of his wag.
January 30, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Krypto blinked, then jumped, floating in the air and prancing, tail wagging a mile a minute. “Thank you! Thankyouth! I-"
Something familiar, long and green snaked up to wrap around his tail and yank him back to the ground.
"Careful Kansas."
Krypto looked back to see the destruction of his wag.
Something familiar, long and green snaked up to wrap around his tail and yank him back to the ground.
"Careful Kansas."
Krypto looked back to see the destruction of his wag.
"Otter found themselves between a hard and a very soft place. Sylvia’s blue thigh pinning them to the wall, its ample weight compressing them as she leaned her weight on that leg. The
blue was inescapable, the warm chubby surface forcing their chin up and molding around their cheeks.
blue was inescapable, the warm chubby surface forcing their chin up and molding around their cheeks.
January 30, 2026 at 5:38 AM
"Otter found themselves between a hard and a very soft place. Sylvia’s blue thigh pinning them to the wall, its ample weight compressing them as she leaned her weight on that leg. The
blue was inescapable, the warm chubby surface forcing their chin up and molding around their cheeks.
blue was inescapable, the warm chubby surface forcing their chin up and molding around their cheeks.
"Ms.Bianca’s hips began to undulate again, the motions feeding into her tail, rocking her newest thrall back and forth gently, soothingly, her motherly tones flowing into his ears with a gentle softness that fed into his tired bliss. Back and forth as she came closer and close"
January 30, 2026 at 5:34 AM
"Ms.Bianca’s hips began to undulate again, the motions feeding into her tail, rocking her newest thrall back and forth gently, soothingly, her motherly tones flowing into his ears with a gentle softness that fed into his tired bliss. Back and forth as she came closer and close"
"Uh...." said the bunny, staring at the Elephant in his bathroom. She was normal for an elephant...if you didn't take the fact that she was bright pink and had a massive tentacle where her tail should have been into account. The color and tail almost made the fact she fit in the bathtub secondary.
January 30, 2026 at 5:31 AM
"Uh...." said the bunny, staring at the Elephant in his bathroom. She was normal for an elephant...if you didn't take the fact that she was bright pink and had a massive tentacle where her tail should have been into account. The color and tail almost made the fact she fit in the bathtub secondary.
"The curling loops of Bagheera around you held you firmly as the rest of his lengthy tail rendered the pendulous motions of his hips into a smooth rocking sort of undulation from your
perspective, the rhythm only occasionally interrupted as your guardian leaped over a fallen branch"
perspective, the rhythm only occasionally interrupted as your guardian leaped over a fallen branch"
January 30, 2026 at 5:27 AM
"The curling loops of Bagheera around you held you firmly as the rest of his lengthy tail rendered the pendulous motions of his hips into a smooth rocking sort of undulation from your
perspective, the rhythm only occasionally interrupted as your guardian leaped over a fallen branch"
perspective, the rhythm only occasionally interrupted as your guardian leaped over a fallen branch"
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Oh, to be small in Zootopia...
January 30, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Oh, to be small in Zootopia...
Oh THIS'LL be hilarious
AHAH I'm known for much, but I don't think my STORIES are very popular, so pulling random lines from them'll be fun...
1 like = 1 random line from one of my works, in progress or published.
AHAH I'm known for much, but I don't think my STORIES are very popular, so pulling random lines from them'll be fun...
1 like = 1 random line from one of my works, in progress or published.
I'm game as well.
1 like = 1 random line from one of my works, in progress or published.
1 like = 1 random line from one of my works, in progress or published.
I’m down.
1 like = 1 random line from one of my works, in progress or published.
1 like = 1 random line from one of my works, in progress or published.
January 30, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Oh THIS'LL be hilarious
AHAH I'm known for much, but I don't think my STORIES are very popular, so pulling random lines from them'll be fun...
1 like = 1 random line from one of my works, in progress or published.
AHAH I'm known for much, but I don't think my STORIES are very popular, so pulling random lines from them'll be fun...
1 like = 1 random line from one of my works, in progress or published.
I am not sure if I am more dyslexic lately or I'm just wagging my tail so fast and so excited to send things that I've stopped proof reading, but I am not passing a spelling test on any instant messaging client soon...
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I am not sure if I am more dyslexic lately or I'm just wagging my tail so fast and so excited to send things that I've stopped proof reading, but I am not passing a spelling test on any instant messaging client soon...
Hey @walkaboutminigolf.bsky.social, I adore your game, and one of my favorite courses is Sweetopia, I have played it a dozen times or more
O-on this particular time I explored more and...uh...
Question
W-what's the story with the skeleton in the bowls of the candy factory? I can't find a picture
O-on this particular time I explored more and...uh...
Question
W-what's the story with the skeleton in the bowls of the candy factory? I can't find a picture
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Hey @walkaboutminigolf.bsky.social, I adore your game, and one of my favorite courses is Sweetopia, I have played it a dozen times or more
O-on this particular time I explored more and...uh...
Question
W-what's the story with the skeleton in the bowls of the candy factory? I can't find a picture
O-on this particular time I explored more and...uh...
Question
W-what's the story with the skeleton in the bowls of the candy factory? I can't find a picture
I'm ever so curious...any character really....
January 29, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I'm ever so curious...any character really....
OKAY so apparently I don't think I know what 'Gulpr' is...
I heard about it yesterday and vore not being my LARGEST interest, though it is one, I didn't really look into it much?
But my social media 'Oooh space to play with friends on an interest' brain was curious. Apparently there's drama?
I heard about it yesterday and vore not being my LARGEST interest, though it is one, I didn't really look into it much?
But my social media 'Oooh space to play with friends on an interest' brain was curious. Apparently there's drama?
January 29, 2026 at 6:15 PM
OKAY so apparently I don't think I know what 'Gulpr' is...
I heard about it yesterday and vore not being my LARGEST interest, though it is one, I didn't really look into it much?
But my social media 'Oooh space to play with friends on an interest' brain was curious. Apparently there's drama?
I heard about it yesterday and vore not being my LARGEST interest, though it is one, I didn't really look into it much?
But my social media 'Oooh space to play with friends on an interest' brain was curious. Apparently there's drama?
Sister: *Calls me*
Me: Helloooo!
Sister: Wow you sound more chipper than usual...did I wake you up?
Me: What? its half past noon, I sure hope not.
Sister: [Real name] you have the most unpredictable sleep schedule known to man, its like you're a different person every week.
Me: HAyeahanyway
Me: Helloooo!
Sister: Wow you sound more chipper than usual...did I wake you up?
Me: What? its half past noon, I sure hope not.
Sister: [Real name] you have the most unpredictable sleep schedule known to man, its like you're a different person every week.
Me: HAyeahanyway
a close up of a white dog looking at the camera
ALT: a close up of a white dog looking at the camera
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January 29, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Sister: *Calls me*
Me: Helloooo!
Sister: Wow you sound more chipper than usual...did I wake you up?
Me: What? its half past noon, I sure hope not.
Sister: [Real name] you have the most unpredictable sleep schedule known to man, its like you're a different person every week.
Me: HAyeahanyway
Me: Helloooo!
Sister: Wow you sound more chipper than usual...did I wake you up?
Me: What? its half past noon, I sure hope not.
Sister: [Real name] you have the most unpredictable sleep schedule known to man, its like you're a different person every week.
Me: HAyeahanyway
As a dog with an oral fixation I feel personally attacked by this...
January 29, 2026 at 5:53 PM
As a dog with an oral fixation I feel personally attacked by this...
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Screw AI, what's your favorite real photo?
Mine's currently The Fall of Icarus by Andrew McCarthy. Yes, this is a real photo of skydiver Gabriel C. Brown plummeting against the actual, real sun taken through a telescope 1.5 miles away from the jump in November of 2025.
I. Love. Real. Humans.
Mine's currently The Fall of Icarus by Andrew McCarthy. Yes, this is a real photo of skydiver Gabriel C. Brown plummeting against the actual, real sun taken through a telescope 1.5 miles away from the jump in November of 2025.
I. Love. Real. Humans.
January 17, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Screw AI, what's your favorite real photo?
Mine's currently The Fall of Icarus by Andrew McCarthy. Yes, this is a real photo of skydiver Gabriel C. Brown plummeting against the actual, real sun taken through a telescope 1.5 miles away from the jump in November of 2025.
I. Love. Real. Humans.
Mine's currently The Fall of Icarus by Andrew McCarthy. Yes, this is a real photo of skydiver Gabriel C. Brown plummeting against the actual, real sun taken through a telescope 1.5 miles away from the jump in November of 2025.
I. Love. Real. Humans.
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Time is a flat circle, this has happened before and will happen again. But it will not happen as badly as the last time whilst I am alive. I will count myself a helper in every life. If I am not leaping from my bed like a shooting star to make the world better than they want it to be. I Am. Dead.
January 29, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Time is a flat circle, this has happened before and will happen again. But it will not happen as badly as the last time whilst I am alive. I will count myself a helper in every life. If I am not leaping from my bed like a shooting star to make the world better than they want it to be. I Am. Dead.