Riemann Zeta-Jones
@whatsejstandfor.bsky.social
SJW extraordinaire and undisputed king of Bluesky. Call me any pronoun you want except late for dinner.
Pinned
Playing a game of chess against the personification of Death. Little does he know, there's a vibrator up my rectum telling me what my next move should be. Occasionally it vibrates a little too hard and I moan softly. Death looks very confused and uncomfortable when this happens.
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Billie Eilish: "No one is illegal on stolen land"
February 2, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Billie Eilish: "No one is illegal on stolen land"
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a lot of people are being radicalized by ICE this week so please remember that the most important thing when someone comes to any kind of radical politics is to immediately scold them for doing activism wrong as someone who has been doing it much longer
January 12, 2026 at 1:12 AM
a lot of people are being radicalized by ICE this week so please remember that the most important thing when someone comes to any kind of radical politics is to immediately scold them for doing activism wrong as someone who has been doing it much longer
Dang what a night for Billie
February 2, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Dang what a night for Billie
Guy who has just heard the phrase False Flag, reading any opinion he disagrees with: Getting a lot of 'False Flag' vibes from this…
February 2, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Guy who has just heard the phrase False Flag, reading any opinion he disagrees with: Getting a lot of 'False Flag' vibes from this…
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you will NEVER convince me that an illegal immigrant is my enemy and that a person who would do this to a child is my friend
A little girl in Portland, OR after being tear gassed by ICE. what the actual fuck.
I saw it too:
February 1, 2026 at 2:21 AM
you will NEVER convince me that an illegal immigrant is my enemy and that a person who would do this to a child is my friend
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that little girl has every right to be on the sidewalk of her own damn city. she lives here. i don't want to hear any shit about how she shouldn't have been down there. she is a citizen of portland oregon and she is entitled to use of our public sidewalks at all times
February 1, 2026 at 3:26 AM
that little girl has every right to be on the sidewalk of her own damn city. she lives here. i don't want to hear any shit about how she shouldn't have been down there. she is a citizen of portland oregon and she is entitled to use of our public sidewalks at all times
Whoa-oh Black Betty
February 1, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Whoa-oh Black Betty
there's gonna be hell toupee
February 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
there's gonna be hell toupee
Imagine if he had just never become a pedophile. All anyone would talk about would be how he fundamentally changed the NBA. He could have had a legacy
January 31, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Imagine if he had just never become a pedophile. All anyone would talk about would be how he fundamentally changed the NBA. He could have had a legacy
It mentions an optical audio negative, but I thought everything was ADR'd because the cameras couldn't do synced sound?
January 31, 2026 at 3:47 PM
It mentions an optical audio negative, but I thought everything was ADR'd because the cameras couldn't do synced sound?
Alec T. Connections
January 31, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Alec T. Connections
I really want this to be true, but he's a good ol boy who lives on a big farm. i would need extraordinary evidence to believe it, is what im saying
January 31, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I really want this to be true, but he's a good ol boy who lives on a big farm. i would need extraordinary evidence to believe it, is what im saying
Please continue to say mean things about future tech, despite the Haters and Losers
January 30, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Please continue to say mean things about future tech, despite the Haters and Losers
Doesn't appear to be correct
Today's newsletter: there's a new video from 11 days before Alex Pretti was shot to death. Some people refuse to believe it's real. I wrote about why that's going to be a problem moving forward: www.readtpa.com/p/thats-ai-i...
January 30, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Doesn't appear to be correct
i just really don't think i am, but a lot of people think i am, so clearly i need to reflect
January 29, 2026 at 10:16 PM
i just really don't think i am, but a lot of people think i am, so clearly i need to reflect
Yeah you're right
January 29, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Yeah you're right
I just don't see the relevance of putting that commentary in this particular thread. To me, it seems like either someone not paying attention or a bot that doesn't understand context.
I don't want this to seem like I'm even disagreeing with the post's message! The context just made it very weird!
I don't want this to seem like I'm even disagreeing with the post's message! The context just made it very weird!
January 29, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I just don't see the relevance of putting that commentary in this particular thread. To me, it seems like either someone not paying attention or a bot that doesn't understand context.
I don't want this to seem like I'm even disagreeing with the post's message! The context just made it very weird!
I don't want this to seem like I'm even disagreeing with the post's message! The context just made it very weird!
asian, but i guess that's close enough
January 29, 2026 at 6:29 PM
asian, but i guess that's close enough
the guy responded to a post about Sonya's murderer getting serious time with "Yeah, but why doesn't anyone talk about Sonya???" and it's like, my man, we're all talking about it in this very thread! this thread exists because Sonya's murderer is going to prison! What an incongruent thing to post!
January 29, 2026 at 6:28 PM
the guy responded to a post about Sonya's murderer getting serious time with "Yeah, but why doesn't anyone talk about Sonya???" and it's like, my man, we're all talking about it in this very thread! this thread exists because Sonya's murderer is going to prison! What an incongruent thing to post!
ok but in this specific case, he didn't. which is why it's weird to be complaining about this! Like, I agree, this is too rare! But this is a victory worth celebrating!
January 29, 2026 at 6:26 PM
ok but in this specific case, he didn't. which is why it's weird to be complaining about this! Like, I agree, this is too rare! But this is a victory worth celebrating!
because i am a person of refined taste, i play all my games at 24 fps to get the cinematic experience
January 29, 2026 at 5:48 PM
because i am a person of refined taste, i play all my games at 24 fps to get the cinematic experience
dude ugh come on
January 29, 2026 at 5:42 PM
dude ugh come on
I knew them all and they all sparked outrage! In fact, one of them was so outrageous that the murderer has been convicted and sentenced!
It's not a fucking competition about who's death is more tragic or what, and framing it like this is so gross and weird.
It's not a fucking competition about who's death is more tragic or what, and framing it like this is so gross and weird.
January 29, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I knew them all and they all sparked outrage! In fact, one of them was so outrageous that the murderer has been convicted and sentenced!
It's not a fucking competition about who's death is more tragic or what, and framing it like this is so gross and weird.
It's not a fucking competition about who's death is more tragic or what, and framing it like this is so gross and weird.