Riemann Zeta-Jones
@whatsejstandfor.bsky.social
SJW extraordinaire and undisputed king of Bluesky. Call me any pronoun you want except late for dinner.
Pinned
Playing a game of chess against the personification of Death. Little does he know, there's a vibrator up my rectum telling me what my next move should be. Occasionally it vibrates a little too hard and I moan softly. Death looks very confused and uncomfortable when this happens.
Sorry to quote-post like this, but I can't reply to the original. I did find the PDF on their horrible website, but couldn't find the image anywhere on it. I still think this image was produced as satire, but I'm not sure one way or the other now, so I'll delete my original post
February 4, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Sorry to quote-post like this, but I can't reply to the original. I did find the PDF on their horrible website, but couldn't find the image anywhere on it. I still think this image was produced as satire, but I'm not sure one way or the other now, so I'll delete my original post
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Billie Eilish: "No one is illegal on stolen land"
February 2, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Billie Eilish: "No one is illegal on stolen land"
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a lot of people are being radicalized by ICE this week so please remember that the most important thing when someone comes to any kind of radical politics is to immediately scold them for doing activism wrong as someone who has been doing it much longer
January 12, 2026 at 1:12 AM
a lot of people are being radicalized by ICE this week so please remember that the most important thing when someone comes to any kind of radical politics is to immediately scold them for doing activism wrong as someone who has been doing it much longer
Dang what a night for Billie
February 2, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Dang what a night for Billie
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you will NEVER convince me that an illegal immigrant is my enemy and that a person who would do this to a child is my friend
A little girl in Portland, OR after being tear gassed by ICE. what the actual fuck.
I saw it too:
February 1, 2026 at 2:21 AM
you will NEVER convince me that an illegal immigrant is my enemy and that a person who would do this to a child is my friend
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that little girl has every right to be on the sidewalk of her own damn city. she lives here. i don't want to hear any shit about how she shouldn't have been down there. she is a citizen of portland oregon and she is entitled to use of our public sidewalks at all times
February 1, 2026 at 3:26 AM
that little girl has every right to be on the sidewalk of her own damn city. she lives here. i don't want to hear any shit about how she shouldn't have been down there. she is a citizen of portland oregon and she is entitled to use of our public sidewalks at all times
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Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
January 29, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
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A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
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Not only does ICE need to be abolished, but there should be publically aired tribunals for as long as it takes to hold every last one of these thugs accountable. No one, not even the people who file paperwork or handle payroll, should be immune from prosecution.
January 24, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Not only does ICE need to be abolished, but there should be publically aired tribunals for as long as it takes to hold every last one of these thugs accountable. No one, not even the people who file paperwork or handle payroll, should be immune from prosecution.
It's about 69 inside my house with a relative humidity of 0 and I'm wearing a big fuzzy robe and I was holding my cat and as he slid out of my arms as i set him down, i electrocuted him and he's dead now
January 24, 2026 at 4:37 PM
It's about 69 inside my house with a relative humidity of 0 and I'm wearing a big fuzzy robe and I was holding my cat and as he slid out of my arms as i set him down, i electrocuted him and he's dead now
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A good way to keep your house warm is to make sure all the windows are shut. The average American actually has 60% of their windows a tiny bit open and they don't even realize it, according to a study I conducted in my house earlier this evening
January 24, 2026 at 4:21 AM
A good way to keep your house warm is to make sure all the windows are shut. The average American actually has 60% of their windows a tiny bit open and they don't even realize it, according to a study I conducted in my house earlier this evening
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It is really frightening to think of how someone can mar their soul to the point where this seems ok to do
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 22, 2026 at 2:45 AM
It is really frightening to think of how someone can mar their soul to the point where this seems ok to do
Just had some nostalgia for Did It Happen Watch 2020 when he got COVID. That may have been the last time that being on Twitter was a truly great experience.
January 21, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Just had some nostalgia for Did It Happen Watch 2020 when he got COVID. That may have been the last time that being on Twitter was a truly great experience.
Thinking about this again suddenly for no reason
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
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January 21, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Thinking about this again suddenly for no reason
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They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 AM
They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.
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Scott Adams has sadly passed away. Love him or hate him, I think we can all agree that he was a stupid fucking dipshit and the world is better today than it was yesterday
January 13, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Scott Adams has sadly passed away. Love him or hate him, I think we can all agree that he was a stupid fucking dipshit and the world is better today than it was yesterday
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Scott Adams died from tazing himself in the balls
January 13, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Scott Adams died from tazing himself in the balls
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This is how they played The First of Us
🚨FLASH : on a retrouvé une manette de l'âge de pierre, indiquant que nos ancêtres jouaient déjà aux jeux vidéos.
January 10, 2026 at 7:21 PM
This is how they played The First of Us
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the news is saying the ICE shooting was at 102nd and SE Main. i live right by there and am trying to figure out where they're talking about. 102nd and main doesn't seem to exist. 102nd doesn't go through to main, it cuts off on either side of the adventist hospital campus
January 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
the news is saying the ICE shooting was at 102nd and SE Main. i live right by there and am trying to figure out where they're talking about. 102nd and main doesn't seem to exist. 102nd doesn't go through to main, it cuts off on either side of the adventist hospital campus
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Quick reminder now that the killer has been identified
January 8, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Quick reminder now that the killer has been identified
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The image of the blood-soaked airbag next to the glove compartment overflowing with stuffed animals is going to stick with me for a very long time.
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
The image of the blood-soaked airbag next to the glove compartment overflowing with stuffed animals is going to stick with me for a very long time.
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I've said before that after 20 years of organizing I am for the first time staying away from public-facing direct action resistance work, because I fear leaving my kids without their mom.
Good had a kid the same age as my eldest. She was doing work of conscience and they murdered that child's mom.
Good had a kid the same age as my eldest. She was doing work of conscience and they murdered that child's mom.
January 8, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I've said before that after 20 years of organizing I am for the first time staying away from public-facing direct action resistance work, because I fear leaving my kids without their mom.
Good had a kid the same age as my eldest. She was doing work of conscience and they murdered that child's mom.
Good had a kid the same age as my eldest. She was doing work of conscience and they murdered that child's mom.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Stupid, stupid, stupid. Heartbreaking and maddening, thinking of the wonderful science that will now just sit on Mars, literally gathering dust, for many years. Pathetic politicians with no curiosity or sense of wonder. I hate the world they make us live in and the future they're denying us.
NASA’s Mars Sample Return mission is dead
Congress backs Trump administration’s efforts to kill project that would ferry martian rocks to Earth 🧪🔭
www.science.org/content/arti... @science.org
Congress backs Trump administration’s efforts to kill project that would ferry martian rocks to Earth 🧪🔭
www.science.org/content/arti... @science.org
NASA’s Mars Sample Return mission is dead
Congress backs Trump administration’s efforts to kill project that would ferry martian rocks to Earth
www.science.org
January 7, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Stupid, stupid, stupid. Heartbreaking and maddening, thinking of the wonderful science that will now just sit on Mars, literally gathering dust, for many years. Pathetic politicians with no curiosity or sense of wonder. I hate the world they make us live in and the future they're denying us.