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Riemann Zeta-Jones
@whatsejstandfor.bsky.social
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SJW extraordinaire and undisputed king of Bluesky. Call me any pronoun you want except late for dinner.
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Decided to throw my hat into the ring
A skeet from lawrence krauss on December 8, 2024, saying "It took a couple of weeks before trolls started appearing..." Underneath it are my replies, from earlier today. The first reads, "This website is full of losers who will try to take something you said or did years ago and twist it to make you look bad". The second clarifies, "For example, your harmless friendship with the most famous pedophile of all time"
November 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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COME ON GANG ITS TIME
Screenshot of early results in NYC's mayoral race, showing Mamdani over 50% with 36% of the votes in
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Sic semper tyrannis, matribus irrumatores
The Virginia state seal on its flag, featuring a sick-ass lady with her titty out standing on a dead king with the Latin phrase "sic semper tyrannis" written on the bottom
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Extremely resisting the urge to Like this post
Screenshot of Kat's post showing that it has 420 likes. Like the weed number. It's very funny and I want to like the post, but I don't want to change it to 421. That happens to be my birthday, but that's besides the point; it's a meaningless number to most people. Four hundred and twenty, on the other hand, is a very good number. Whoops, I see that several other people have already liked the post by now. Oh shit, now it's at like 475. OK, I'm in the clear to like it now. Great post, Kat! Love, EJ.
November 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Unrelated, but your posts (or at least reposts) partly inspired our Halloween costumes this year; we were Frog and Toad and Ellis was their snail mail carrier
An adult man and woman dressed up as Frog and Toad, respectively, sitting on a porch with Halloween decorations. Between them is the world's cutest toddler dressed up as a snail. The world's cutest toddler dressed in beige linen shirt and pants wearing a headband with snail-esque eyestalks sticking out. On their back is a spiral "shell" made of craft paper
November 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I am making an exception to my rule of not posting media of my son in order to bring you his adventures in Roku's bug-bounty program
October 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Friendly reminder that you don't need generative AI to make your point!
Batman breaking a shotgun in half, saying, "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
October 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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I just wanna brag on how talented my spouse is. Our cats have been scratching our couch for years and she visibly mended it with appliques last night! And it looks fucking amazing!

And she got popular on Reddit! www.reddit.com/r/Visiblemen...
The corner of a blue couch with visible holes and scratches showing the tan foam underneath The same couch, but with embroidered flower appliques applied along the scratched-up edge. The scratches and holes are hidden, and the embroidery makes the couch look even more beautiful than it already was
October 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Who could have known
A zoomed in portion of the image posted a few posts above. It shows Luigi, of Super Mario Bros fame, with just the fugliest fucked up AI face you ever saw
October 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Fuck yeah show me them woke-ass frames
Screenshot of Warby Parker's glasses selection. Of the available search filter options, the one selected reads "Good for progressives"
September 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Prostitute: What do you want me to do, baby?
Me, nervously:
A shower wall with a faucet handle sticking out of it. Above it is a sticker that says, "Please pull knob"
September 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Interesting
A post from the Naked 5K account consisting of an image of JK Rowling and some text saying horrible shit, presented as if it were profound
September 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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don't worry, he did this more than once!
Screenshot of a trump tweet from 9/11, 2013: “@realDonaldTrump: I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th.”
August 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Now we're talkin, and she's extra blue now
A photo facing east Portland, with the Willamette River dividing the photo. In the far distance is Mt. Hood A photo of East Portland taken from West Portland, zoomed in on Mt. Hood, partially obscured by clouds
August 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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if only those poor souls had known it was called Donner Pass, they might not have gone
Screenshot of a section of a Wikipedia article: Faced with one last push over mountains that were described as much worse than the Wasatch Range, the Donner Party had to decide whether to forge ahead or rest their cattle. It was October 20 and they had been told the pass (now known as Donner Pass) would not be snowed in until the middle of November.
August 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Luna and her namesake
In the foreground, the world's most beautiful gray medium-hair domestic cat monorailing on a curved sofa in a dimly-lit room. In the background through the window, we can see the (nearly) full moon
August 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Buying weed in Portland comes with this state-mandated card with a warning on it and, no shit, when I smoked pot in high school I was sick as hell
A postcard-sized card with prominent text in bold and all-caps: "Marijuana can make kids very sick."
August 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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A tweet from March 2025, by @pererokii, punctuated with those pleading-face emoji: oh poor baby! do you need the robot to make you pictures? yeah? do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? you're a moron?? do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife?? A tweet from March 2025, by @pererokii, punctuated with those pleading-face emoji: oh poor baby! do you need the robot to make you pictures? yeah? do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? you're a moron?? do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife??
August 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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I've thought of this post daily since I first saw it
A tweet from March 2025, by @pererokii, punctuated with those pleading-face emoji: oh poor baby! do you need the robot to make you pictures? yeah? do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? you're a moron?? do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife??
August 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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He did a minute ago:
Christopher C. Cuomo @ChrisCuomo You are correct...that was a deepfake (but it really does sound like you). Thank you for correcting. But now to the central claim: show me you calling on hamas to surrender or addressing the bombing of a car in st louis belonging to the idf american soldier?...dude? 3:28 PM Aug 6, 2025
August 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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I'm glad that I, personally, convinced @bencollins.bsky.social to do it
Me tweeting to Ben Collins on May 2, 2024 saying, "Ben I will pay 100 dollars a month to get a physical Onion paper in the mail" to which Ben replied, "Many people are saying."
August 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Get a load of this eugenicist. May she never be allowed to show her face in public again
A tweet from @LauraLoomer today, July 3rd: Good news! After a judge blocked the deportation of Muslim Brotherhood terrorist Mohamed Soliman’s family, they’re now being deported back to where they came from. Deport all terrorist spawn. You just can’t afford to keep the DNA of terrorists on US soil
July 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Bork prices are getting out of hand
A stack of Kroger-branded ground beef rolls in a refrigerated section of a grocery store. A sign next to it displays that they're on sale for $3.50 per pound. It labels them Ground Bork.
June 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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A screenshot from the video, showing, presumably, Cinta's o-face
May 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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It costs nothing to not be rude, too; the person asked a reasonable question. DuckDuckGo has no results, and Google's terrible AI (and search results) suggests it's a puppy Instagram?
DuckDuckGo showing "No results found for 'maple moses'" Google's search results for "maple moses". The AI overview and first result reference an Instagram account for a puppy named Maple Moses or something
May 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM