Riemann Zeta-Jones
@whatsejstandfor.bsky.social
SJW extraordinaire and undisputed king of Bluesky. Call me any pronoun you want except late for dinner.
if he was a pleasant person and said pleasant things, his voice could be endearing. instead, fuck him and his gravel in a garbage disposal voice
November 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
if he was a pleasant person and said pleasant things, his voice could be endearing. instead, fuck him and his gravel in a garbage disposal voice
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Lol ok I see what has happened here. My kids recently got a Highlights subscription, so I am getting really good at noticing small differences in two pictures
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November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Lol ok I see what has happened here. My kids recently got a Highlights subscription, so I am getting really good at noticing small differences in two pictures
www.fastcompany.com/4018822/new-...
www.fastcompany.com/4018822/new-...
He could teach us all a thing or two
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
He could teach us all a thing or two
*to the tune of eleanor rigby* powerful blenders
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
*to the tune of eleanor rigby* powerful blenders
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Buddy I dare you to look at my feed and guess how much sumo I watch.
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Buddy I dare you to look at my feed and guess how much sumo I watch.
Every time I'm watching my Wolverines, this sketch plays on repeat in my head as my penance
The Truth About Football
YouTube video by Dropout
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Every time I'm watching my Wolverines, this sketch plays on repeat in my head as my penance
Decided to throw my hat into the ring
November 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Decided to throw my hat into the ring
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Imagine if Tim Miller buttoned up his shirt all the way
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Imagine if Tim Miller buttoned up his shirt all the way
For example, your harmless friendship with the most famous pedophile of all time
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
For example, your harmless friendship with the most famous pedophile of all time
This website is full of losers who will try to take something you said or did years ago and twist it to make you look bad
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This website is full of losers who will try to take something you said or did years ago and twist it to make you look bad
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
As a new parent, I can't help thinking about how, if it were my 2-year old, let alone if it was when he was 1, I think you'd have to dismember me and shoot my pieces into the sun to prevent the things I'd want to do to these gentlemen
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
As a new parent, I can't help thinking about how, if it were my 2-year old, let alone if it was when he was 1, I think you'd have to dismember me and shoot my pieces into the sun to prevent the things I'd want to do to these gentlemen
People are saying this more and more
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
People are saying this more and more
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For sale: baby gods, never known
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
For sale: baby gods, never known
this is a weird thing to post and this is weird behavior, sorry
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
this is a weird thing to post and this is weird behavior, sorry
Ten Thousand
xkcd.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
dude same. My wife and I both had an existential crisis when we found out, and somehow all of our coworkers already knew this and made fun of us for it. I grew up in Michigan for christ's sake, why didn't I know this?
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
dude same. My wife and I both had an existential crisis when we found out, and somehow all of our coworkers already knew this and made fun of us for it. I grew up in Michigan for christ's sake, why didn't I know this?
caught in 4k
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
caught in 4k
My wife turned 35 on Friday and is the president now, so I'm sorry to say you'll need to try again in a few years
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
My wife turned 35 on Friday and is the president now, so I'm sorry to say you'll need to try again in a few years
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Its so fucking great that I haven't been able to buy any food yet this month because of not getting my SNAP, all so I can also lose my health insurance as well.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Its so fucking great that I haven't been able to buy any food yet this month because of not getting my SNAP, all so I can also lose my health insurance as well.
I'm having a bad night, mentally, but watching the Lions was my respite. I'm really fucking bummed
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I'm having a bad night, mentally, but watching the Lions was my respite. I'm really fucking bummed