Riemann Zeta-Jones
@whatsejstandfor.bsky.social
SJW extraordinaire and undisputed king of Bluesky. Call me any pronoun you want except late for dinner.
Pinned
Playing a game of chess against the personification of Death. Little does he know, there's a vibrator up my rectum telling me what my next move should be. Occasionally it vibrates a little too hard and I moan softly. Death looks very confused and uncomfortable when this happens.
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Lol ok I see what has happened here. My kids recently got a Highlights subscription, so I am getting really good at noticing small differences in two pictures
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November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Lol ok I see what has happened here. My kids recently got a Highlights subscription, so I am getting really good at noticing small differences in two pictures
www.fastcompany.com/4018822/new-...
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they gleefully announce the llm solves a difficult problem and then you find out...they use it to respond to an email, format some python, arrange two meetings in an 8 hour period.
we are going to let these people burn the planet because we are too nice to tell them they sound stupid.
we are going to let these people burn the planet because we are too nice to tell them they sound stupid.
lately i've been thinking about how LLMs must feel really amazing to use if you're a dumbass, but incredibly frustrating if you're just basically competent in life.
Is AI making job recruitment less meritocratic? We're getting some v interesting research studies on this question now, and the news is... not good. @jburnmurdoch.ft.com & I dive in, in the latest edition of our newsletter The AI Shift www.ft.com/content/e5b7...
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
they gleefully announce the llm solves a difficult problem and then you find out...they use it to respond to an email, format some python, arrange two meetings in an 8 hour period.
we are going to let these people burn the planet because we are too nice to tell them they sound stupid.
we are going to let these people burn the planet because we are too nice to tell them they sound stupid.
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Buddy I dare you to look at my feed and guess how much sumo I watch.
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Buddy I dare you to look at my feed and guess how much sumo I watch.
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For sale: baby gods, never known
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
For sale: baby gods, never known
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
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Its so fucking great that I haven't been able to buy any food yet this month because of not getting my SNAP, all so I can also lose my health insurance as well.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Its so fucking great that I haven't been able to buy any food yet this month because of not getting my SNAP, all so I can also lose my health insurance as well.
I can't even watch my precious Lions without this fascist motherfucker showing up and ruining it
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I can't even watch my precious Lions without this fascist motherfucker showing up and ruining it
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Thinking only of Rosalind Franklin today, and what was stolen from her (and so many other female scientists alongside her).
Rosalind Franklin and the damage of gender harassment
Spurred by a recent report on sexual harassment in academia, our columnist revisits a historical case and reflects on what has changed—and what hasn’t
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November 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Thinking only of Rosalind Franklin today, and what was stolen from her (and so many other female scientists alongside her).
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
COME ON GANG ITS TIME
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
COME ON GANG ITS TIME
Sic semper tyrannis, matribus irrumatores
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Sic semper tyrannis, matribus irrumatores
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Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
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Locked in with @arimelber.bsky.social.
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Locked in with @arimelber.bsky.social.
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Zohran is stone cold man. Putting out an ad in Arabic after all the Islamophobic shit that’s been thrown his way? Pure swag.
Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.
Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.
أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك
November 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Zohran is stone cold man. Putting out an ad in Arabic after all the Islamophobic shit that’s been thrown his way? Pure swag.
Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.
Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.
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I don't want you chuckling and repeating canned applause lines, I want you filled with righteous incandescent rage at the assholes who wrecked the country because they were bored and saw too many memes
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I don't want you chuckling and repeating canned applause lines, I want you filled with righteous incandescent rage at the assholes who wrecked the country because they were bored and saw too many memes
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I do have a litmus test for my candidates now and it's that I want them to be genuinely pissed off, not pretend pissed off
November 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I do have a litmus test for my candidates now and it's that I want them to be genuinely pissed off, not pretend pissed off
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“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business
November 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business
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this is just bile, i just had to expel some bile defector.com/get-a-job-as...
Get A Job, Asshole | Defector
The East Wing of the White House is gone; Donald Trump had it bulldozed last week to make room for an inevitably gaudy, oversized, uglier-than-hell ballroom in his signature “what a 12-year-old thinks...
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October 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
this is just bile, i just had to expel some bile defector.com/get-a-job-as...
I am making an exception to my rule of not posting media of my son in order to bring you his adventures in Roku's bug-bounty program
October 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I am making an exception to my rule of not posting media of my son in order to bring you his adventures in Roku's bug-bounty program
My most important takeaway from two weeks backpacking in europe a few years ago is that Ireland, in no uncertain terms, fucking rules
October 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
My most important takeaway from two weeks backpacking in europe a few years ago is that Ireland, in no uncertain terms, fucking rules
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Americans don't watch soccer because we don't want to sit through 90 minutes of sports just for the score to be 1-nil. We want Big Numbers. This was the dream of our founding fathers
March 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Americans don't watch soccer because we don't want to sit through 90 minutes of sports just for the score to be 1-nil. We want Big Numbers. This was the dream of our founding fathers
Someone just added me to their "Posters Who Post The Worst Fucking Shit I've Ever Seen" starter pack and I'm glad to finally be getting some recognition around here
October 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Someone just added me to their "Posters Who Post The Worst Fucking Shit I've Ever Seen" starter pack and I'm glad to finally be getting some recognition around here
I just wanna brag on how talented my spouse is. Our cats have been scratching our couch for years and she visibly mended it with appliques last night! And it looks fucking amazing!
And she got popular on Reddit! www.reddit.com/r/Visiblemen...
And she got popular on Reddit! www.reddit.com/r/Visiblemen...
October 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I just wanna brag on how talented my spouse is. Our cats have been scratching our couch for years and she visibly mended it with appliques last night! And it looks fucking amazing!
And she got popular on Reddit! www.reddit.com/r/Visiblemen...
And she got popular on Reddit! www.reddit.com/r/Visiblemen...